Guest FuckOff Posted August 5, 2020 Report Share Posted August 5, 2020 2 hours ago, Frank said: I’m not convinced I’ve made any sense myself, RK. https://ibb.co/DKRQ54L That's because you should have gone for the chipirones. I know Conil fairly well as its only a couple of hours away and the tapas bars are not too bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted August 5, 2020 Report Share Posted August 5, 2020 4 minutes ago, FuckOff said: That's because you should have gone for the chipirones. I know Conil fairly well as its only a couple of hours away and the tapas bars are not too bad. Please don’t ever quote on any of my comments again. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest FuckOff Posted August 5, 2020 Report Share Posted August 5, 2020 3 minutes ago, Frank said: Please don’t ever quote on any of my comments again. Or what? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted August 5, 2020 Report Share Posted August 5, 2020 4 hours ago, Wolfie said: You've completely missed the point I was making: why bother spending €55 on seeds (and soil/nutrients) when for less you could have bought the product you were hoping to eventually extract, which already comes prepared in a bottle, without the rigmarole and fuss of growing? Idiot. This joker could have gone to Holland and fucking Barrett and paid £20. I think they wanted a little more than CBD oil. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest FuckOff Posted August 5, 2020 Report Share Posted August 5, 2020 3 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: This joker could have gone to Holland and fucking Barrett and paid £20. I think they wanted a little more than CBD oil. It was just an experiment on my part believing the bullshit that Royal Queen Seeds were putting out (BTW they asked me to remove my Trust Pilot review. Did I, did I fuck) I totally agree with you, I now buy this CBD shit online. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted August 5, 2020 Report Share Posted August 5, 2020 On 03/08/2020 at 12:25, Stubby Pecker said: What do you think Frank: was she abducted, walked off and fell into a hole or did the parents dose her up too much and covered up her death? The latest one I've heard Stubbs, is that the parents were swingers and attended orgys. Apparently they would give the kids a sedative, as one's an anesthetist, on this occasion obviously too much. All that fucking money and no babysitter. I've said it before, but common sense is not a prerequisite of intelligence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted August 5, 2020 Report Share Posted August 5, 2020 (edited) 12 minutes ago, FuckOff said: It was just an experiment on my part believing the bullshit that Royal Queen Seeds were putting out (BTW they asked me to remove my Trust Pilot review. Did I, did I fuck) I totally agree with you, I now buy this CBD shit online. A little THC won't do you any harm, as long as you're not schizophrenic. Not too much though, some decent solid would do, but that's as rare as rocking-horse-shit these days. Edited August 5, 2020 by Major Cunt Informed Customs about Franks cargo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest FuckOff Posted August 5, 2020 Report Share Posted August 5, 2020 1 minute ago, Major Cunt said: A little THC won't do you any harm, as long as you're not schizophrenic. Not too much though, some decent solid would do, but that's as rare as rocking-horse-shit these days. I'm not a smoker of tobacco or cannabis, the CBD oil was/is for my Spanish neighbours wife who has various disabilities. When we are away on vacations she and her husband look after our place, so it's really it's really just a gift. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted August 5, 2020 Report Share Posted August 5, 2020 6 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: A little THC won't do you any harm, as long as you're not schizophrenic. Not too much though, some decent solid would do, but that's as rare as rocking-horse-shit these days. I've been having a recurrent dream MC. I'm arm wrestling Charlie Dimmock's clitoris and lose very time. As my trusted astrologer, how do you interpret this? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted August 5, 2020 Report Share Posted August 5, 2020 40 minutes ago, Frank said: Please don’t ever quote on any of my comments again. Word up Frank!! 🦄 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted August 5, 2020 Report Share Posted August 5, 2020 2 hours ago, Frank said: I don’t know if this’ll make you feel any better, but I ordered the Special on that board, thinking it was those little tasty headless fried fish.. boquerones. He served up a plate of shelled prawns and I had to google translate that I am a Wolfie... a fucking idiot. It's obvious I bother you, which is why you keep name-dropping me in your comments and responding to virtually everything I post. Stop being an ungrateful little cunt, or I'll give you another kicking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted August 5, 2020 Report Share Posted August 5, 2020 49 minutes ago, ratcum said: I've been having a recurrent dream MC. I'm arm wrestling Charlie Dimmock's clitoris and lose very time. As my trusted astrologer, how do you interpret this? It means you're concerned about loosing your erection as you get older. I wouldn't worry about it too much as Viagra's available over the counter now. Maybe a wank over Eva Braun might help, but personally, I'd prefer Diane Kruger. She's certainly aryan, Ratty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 5, 2020 Report Share Posted August 5, 2020 23 hours ago, FuckOff said: I wouldn't worry too much that your post is anti semitic, most of my Jewish friends smoke pot. I planted some very expensive seeds that were supposed to grow into huge CBD plants to extract the CBD oil. They gew to 10 cms in height, so maybe one drop of CBD oil... a disaster. Whether a myth or not I do put a couple of drops of CBD oil under my tongue from time to time. I'm out on a weekly basis with my boat fishing and SCUBA diving around the Gibraltar Straits. We always see the RHIB's from Morocco dodging the police helicopters and Guardia Civil patrol boats. These RHIB's are usually loaded with tonnes of Cannabis resin designanated for the European and UK markets. One day maybe I'll fish out a bale of resin or better still a briefcase of cash. Summary if you smoke tobacco you're a cunt, judgement still reserved on pot. It can get quite chilly up on the rock at night but you should be OK as your body is definitely covered in hair, if your posts are anything to go by. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 6, 2020 Report Share Posted August 6, 2020 7 hours ago, Frank said: I’m not convinced I’ve made any sense myself, RK. https://ibb.co/DKRQ54L You could have written 'fuck off Eric' on the menu. I would've liked that. I'm still chuffed that I got my own bucket in that video you did. Did you really shit in it? Or drop some wet paper in it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted August 6, 2020 Report Share Posted August 6, 2020 13 hours ago, Major Cunt said: It means you're concerned about loosing your erection as you get older. I wouldn't worry about it too much as Viagra's available over the counter now. Maybe a wank over Eva Braun might help, but personally, I'd prefer Diane Kruger. She's certainly aryan, Ratty. wise words MC. Clement Atlee is still my go to wank fodder in a crisis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted August 6, 2020 Report Share Posted August 6, 2020 5 hours ago, ratcum said: wise words MC. Clement Atlee is still my go to wank fodder in a crisis Good shout, Herr Oberst. Both Clement Atlee, and Harold McMillan were outstanding Premiers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 6, 2020 Report Share Posted August 6, 2020 10 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: Good shout, Herr Oberst. Both Clement Atlee, and Harold McMillan were outstanding Premiers. And saucy love albatrosses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 6, 2020 Report Share Posted August 6, 2020 13 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: Good shout, Herr Oberst. Both Clement Atlee, and Harold McMillan were outstanding Premiers. Worzel Gummidge was outstanding in his field. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted August 6, 2020 Report Share Posted August 6, 2020 16 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: You could have written 'fuck off Eric' on the menu. I would've liked that. I'm still chuffed that I got my own bucket in that video you did. Did you really shit in it? Or drop some wet paper in it? Did you know that Frank Kleftico has a YouTube channel? It contains one video 'Bucket o' Flids'. Is that the talentless cunts greatest achievement? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 7, 2020 Report Share Posted August 7, 2020 6 hours ago, Major Cunt said: Did you know that Frank Kleftico has a YouTube channel? It contains one video 'Bucket o' Flids'. Is that the talentless cunts greatest achievement? Of course. The Vimeo one has Ipa-Nima and Walnut Head I think. He's never reposted the Eric Cuntman one again. I had my own bucket, he sat for a while stroking a photo of Bill Stickers avatar, listening to Robert Palmer's 'Mercy Mercy Me'. then got up, did a little dance, pulled his trousers down, shit in the bucket, and threw the wig in as well. He also did a Christmas video. Him dancing drunkenly for 90 seconds, and then falling through his Christmas tree. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted August 7, 2020 Report Share Posted August 7, 2020 16 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Of course. The Vimeo one has Ipa-Nima and Walnut Head I think. He's never reposted the Eric Cuntman one again. I had my own bucket, he sat for a while stroking a photo of Bill Stickers avatar, listening to Robert Palmer's 'Mercy Mercy Me'. then got up, did a little dance, pulled his trousers down, shit in the bucket, and threw the wig in as well. He also did a Christmas video. Him dancing drunkenly for 90 seconds, and then falling through his Christmas tree. I've only seen Walnut Head, which was pretty funny due to sheer originality and randomness. I'll have to look at his Vimeo account for the others. He hasn't made a nom in donkeys years, and a quality nom could bring redemption. Frank you cunt, pull your finger out! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 7, 2020 Report Share Posted August 7, 2020 22 hours ago, Major Cunt said: Did you know that Frank Kleftico has a YouTube channel? It contains one video 'Bucket o' Flids'. Is that the talentless cunts greatest achievement? I just looked at his Vimeo again. He's posted the skiing ones. Him careening down a slope, phone in hand, screaming: "WITHERRS!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted August 7, 2020 Report Share Posted August 7, 2020 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: I just looked at his Vimeo again. He's posted the skiing ones. Him careening down a slope, phone in hand, screaming: "WITHERRS!" Yes I've seen that one. The daft cunt can't ski and should have gone off piste, preferably on a toboggan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted August 7, 2020 Report Share Posted August 7, 2020 40 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I just looked at his Vimeo again. He's posted the skiing ones. Him careening down a slope, phone in hand, screaming: "WITHERRS!" 37 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: Yes I've seen that one. The daft cunt can't ski and should have gone off piste, preferably on a toboggan. I thought it was rather romantic... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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