ChildeHarold Posted July 19, 2020 Report Share Posted July 19, 2020 Well fuck me. I knew Brexit would have some downsides, but I didn't think I'd have to undergo gender re-assignment in order to leave the EU. Will it mean I'll start transitioning starting with a sort of Dominic Cummings asexual, turdish, nerdish look, ending in a blossoming into Dick Emery's Mandy? "Oh, you are awful. But I like you" Let's get going. A couple of big melons please. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 19, 2020 Report Share Posted July 19, 2020 More blue-lipped junkie horse shit. get yourself to rehab. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Weary&Disgusted Posted July 19, 2020 Report Share Posted July 19, 2020 27 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Well fuck me. I knew Brexit would have some downsides, but I didn't think I'd have to undergo gender re-assignment in order to leave the EU. Will it mean I'll start transitioning starting with a sort of Dominic Cummings asexual, turdish, nerdish look, ending in a blossoming into Dick Emery's Mandy? "Oh, you are awful. But I like you" Let's get going. A couple of big melons please. Dick Emery was great. A genuinely funny fella. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Weary&Disgusted Posted July 19, 2020 Report Share Posted July 19, 2020 28 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Well fuck me. I knew Brexit would have some downsides, but I didn't think I'd have to undergo gender re-assignment in order to leave the EU. Will it mean I'll start transitioning starting with a sort of Dominic Cummings asexual, turdish, nerdish look, ending in a blossoming into Dick Emery's Mandy? "Oh, you are awful. But I like you" Let's get going. A couple of big melons please. Oh. You are making a joke about the "transitional" state of the UK as it goes through Brexit changes. Took me a moment to catch on there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted July 20, 2020 Report Share Posted July 20, 2020 8 hours ago, Weary&Disgusted said: Oh. You are making a joke about the "transitional" state of the UK as it goes through Brexit changes. Took me a moment to catch on there. Don't worry mate, he's an arsehole; just ignore him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted July 20, 2020 Author Report Share Posted July 20, 2020 10 hours ago, Weary&Disgusted said: Oh. You are making a joke about the "transitional" state of the UK as it goes through Brexit changes. Took me a moment to catch on there. Have you booked your procedure? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 20, 2020 Report Share Posted July 20, 2020 13 hours ago, Weary&Disgusted said: Dick Emery was great. A genuinely funny fella. You'd have to go on YouTube to watch his stuff now. Doesn't fit in with the left wing, box ticking, unfunny shite that we're served with nowadays. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 20, 2020 Report Share Posted July 20, 2020 11 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: You'd have to go on YouTube to watch his stuff now. Doesn't fit in with the left wing, box ticking, unfunny shite that we're served with nowadays. I'll wager old @Salty Piss Flap has a few box sets. On which note, still no sign of an amnesty for Salty yet, more than six months after his premature ejection. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 20, 2020 Report Share Posted July 20, 2020 18 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I'll wager old @Salty Piss Flap has a few box sets. On which note, still no sign of an amnesty for Salty yet, more than six months after his premature ejection. Is he slopping out? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted July 20, 2020 Report Share Posted July 20, 2020 30 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I'll wager old @Salty Piss Flap has a few box sets. On which note, still no sign of an amnesty for Salty yet, more than six months after his premature ejection. I think it’s fairly obvious now that he is, in fact, Joe Biden. He’s a bit busy at the moment and has probably forgotten about this place months ago. PS I believe he has a box set of Neil Kinnock’s speeches among his collection of dated British ephemera. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted July 20, 2020 Author Report Share Posted July 20, 2020 15 hours ago, Weary&Disgusted said: Dick Emery was great. A genuinely funny fella. Died in a glider accident. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted July 20, 2020 Author Report Share Posted July 20, 2020 2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: I'll wager old @Salty Piss Flap has a few box sets. On which note, still no sign of an amnesty for Salty yet, more than six months after his premature ejection. You mean "premature ejaculation" You miss him don't you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted July 20, 2020 Author Report Share Posted July 20, 2020 2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: I'll wager old @Salty Piss Flap has a few box sets. On which note, still no sign of an amnesty for Salty yet, more than six months after his premature ejection. Why is it all fucking "left wing" with you? You indoctrinated fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted July 20, 2020 Author Report Share Posted July 20, 2020 7 hours ago, Hammer of Cunts said: Don't worry mate, he's an arsehole; just ignore him. Doesn't chime with your Gammon view of the world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 20, 2020 Report Share Posted July 20, 2020 1 hour ago, ChildeHarold said: You mean "premature ejaculation" You miss him don't you No. He meant 'ejection' Thick wanker. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 20, 2020 Report Share Posted July 20, 2020 3 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: Died in a glider accident. He died in Kings College Hospital of respiratory failure. My aunt was a nurse in the A&E when he was brought in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trucking Funt Posted July 20, 2020 Report Share Posted July 20, 2020 52 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: He died in Kings College Hospital of respiratory failure. My aunt was a nurse in the A&E when he was brought in. Did she have the lead off the roof by any chance?🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 20, 2020 Report Share Posted July 20, 2020 4 minutes ago, Trucking Funt said: Did she have the lead off the roof by any chance?🤣 For fuck sake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trucking Funt Posted July 20, 2020 Report Share Posted July 20, 2020 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: For fuck sake. Don't get your knickers in a wedgie. I'm only joking. 🙂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 20, 2020 Report Share Posted July 20, 2020 20 hours ago, Weary&Disgusted said: Dick Emery was great. A genuinely funny fella. Lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted July 20, 2020 Author Report Share Posted July 20, 2020 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: He died in Kings College Hospital of respiratory failure. My aunt was a nurse in the A&E when he was brought in. What I meant was there was a gliding accident up Eric Cuntman's arse and he didn't even notice. Yes, as for Dick Emery I've heard conflicting stories about he was arrogant and he was generous so who knows? There was a great profile of him on TV showing his last TV appearance struggling with ill health which I believe is on YouTube. Comes from the Golden Age of TV when you could genuinely settle down and be entertained. Unlike today with TV made by creeps for creeps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 20, 2020 Report Share Posted July 20, 2020 11 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: What I meant was there was a gliding accident up Eric Cuntman's arse and he didn't even notice. Yes, as for Dick Emery I've heard conflicting stories about he was arrogant and he was generous so who knows? There was a great profile of him on TV showing his last TV appearance struggling with ill health which I believe is on YouTube. Comes from the Golden Age of TV when you could genuinely settle down and be entertained. Unlike today with TV made by creeps for creeps. Rattled as fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Weary&Disgusted Posted July 20, 2020 Report Share Posted July 20, 2020 10 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: Have you booked your procedure? Nurse to doctor, “There’s a man in the waiting room who thinks he is invisible.” Doctor, “Tell him I can’t see him.” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 20, 2020 Report Share Posted July 20, 2020 5 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: Died in a glider accident. Engine failure? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 20, 2020 Report Share Posted July 20, 2020 32 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: . Unlike today with TV made by creeps for creeps. ‘Creeping up Appearances’ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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