Last Cunt Standing Posted September 9, 2020 Author Report Share Posted September 9, 2020 British Airways packed off another jumbo for storage and spare part stripping in Cardiff today. How very sad. Feels like the end of an era every day. I’ve put in a bid for a 747 seat for my man cave and plan on suggesting Mrs LCS sources a stewardess outfit. Just for a bit of innocent nostalgia, of course. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 9, 2020 Report Share Posted September 9, 2020 4 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: British Airways packed off another jumbo for storage and spare part stripping in Cardiff today. How very sad. Feels like the end of an era every day. I’ve put in a bid for a 747 seat for my man cave and plan on suggesting Mrs LCS sources a stewardess outfit. Just for a bit of innocent nostalgia, of course. I wonder if Charlotte Church has offered BA the use of her womancave to mothball the remainder of their fleet. I’m sure there’s plenty of room up there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted September 10, 2020 Author Report Share Posted September 10, 2020 1 minute ago, King Billy said: I wonder if Charlotte Church has offered BA the use of her womancave to mothball the remainder of their fleet. I’m sure there’s plenty of room up there. I think Alitalia bought the rights years ago, just after she sang for the Pope. It’s a bit less roomy than you’d think, despite the best efforts of Gavin Henson. BA, who have rather bigger fleet requirements, have put in a bid for Ruth Jones. Her ladycavern should more than suffice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 10, 2020 Report Share Posted September 10, 2020 15 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: British Airways packed off another jumbo for storage and spare part stripping in Cardiff today. How very sad. Feels like the end of an era every day. I’ve put in a bid for a 747 seat for my man cave and plan on suggesting Mrs LCS sources a stewardess outfit. Just for a bit of innocent nostalgia, of course. Were you wafted here from heaven? Nahh! Luton Airport. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 10, 2020 Report Share Posted September 10, 2020 7 minutes ago, King Billy said: I wonder if Charlotte Church has offered BA the use of her womancave to mothball the remainder of their fleet. I’m sure there’s plenty of room up there. I would fuck the arse off that. Chunky little Welsh sex torpedo. Never really fancied Aled Jones though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 10, 2020 Report Share Posted September 10, 2020 5 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I would fuck the arse off that. Chunky little Welsh sex torpedo. Never really fancied Aled Jones though. Ah yes. Jones the Snowman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 10, 2020 Report Share Posted September 10, 2020 10 minutes ago, King Billy said: Ah yes. Jones the Snowman. Shit cartoon. I liked 'When The Wind Blows', that was funny. The snowman out of Viz is much better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 10, 2020 Report Share Posted September 10, 2020 32 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Were you wafted here from heaven? Nahh! Luton Airport. Seen her a few times in Dulwich Park. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 10, 2020 Report Share Posted September 10, 2020 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: Seen her a few times in Dulwich Park. She was brilliant as the old prozzie in 'Lock Stock The Series'. Ralph Brown played the gangster she worked for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted September 10, 2020 Author Report Share Posted September 10, 2020 4 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I would fuck the arse off that. Chunky little Welsh sex torpedo. Never really fancied Aled Jones though. AleX Jones, on the other hand. I imagine she sings Land of My Fathers at the moment of orgasm. Or possibly the theme from The One Show. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 10, 2020 Report Share Posted September 10, 2020 8 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: She was brilliant as the old prozzie in 'Lock Stock The Series'. Ralph Brown played the gangster she worked for. Never watched it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 10, 2020 Report Share Posted September 10, 2020 3 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Never watched it. Nether did I, if that’s any help. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted January 31, 2023 Author Report Share Posted January 31, 2023 Yesterday was the day the last ever 747 was delivered to its new owners. The Queen of The Skies will live on a while longer, but the golden era of air travel is well and truly at an end. My cunting suitcase still hasn’t arrived from Melbourne. Fucking Qantas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 1, 2023 Report Share Posted February 1, 2023 1 hour ago, Last Cunt Standing said: My cunting suitcase still hasn’t arrived from Melbourne Don’t worry. Once that filthy antivaxxer, anti mask, Covid superspreader Novax Djokovic sobers up, stops laughing and heads back to Europe, everyone will start emerging from under their beds and Melbourne will return to what passes as normality nowadays under Dictator Dans benevolent regime. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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