ChildeHarold Posted July 18, 2020 Author Report Share Posted July 18, 2020 8 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: See my post above. And my correction. Piss pants pedant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 18, 2020 Report Share Posted July 18, 2020 12 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: No, but he told me he was asked by some gay cunt at a golfing club event in the toilet a few years back. He was the toilet attendant so I gather it was you! Golf clubs don’t have toilet attendants.Homosexual men don’t play golf. Are you “out on the pull” tonight? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted July 18, 2020 Author Report Share Posted July 18, 2020 1 hour ago, Earl of Punkape said: Reported for false reporting... If you watch banal shit and then proceed to broadcast the shit on here expect to be taken apart you ridiculous imbecile. I bow to your superior knowledge of "being taken apart" mind you, the reassembly is a bit shit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 18, 2020 Report Share Posted July 18, 2020 2 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Piss pants pedant. You should kill yourself as quickly as possible..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 18, 2020 Report Share Posted July 18, 2020 Just now, ChildeHarold said: Lots of pedantry on Saturday. Little football? Football? Can't stand football. 70s football. Rugby league and boxing are my sports. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted July 18, 2020 Author Report Share Posted July 18, 2020 I am still waiting for some cunt out there emerging from a week long masturbation internet porn fest to light on "healthy fathers and sons". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted July 18, 2020 Author Report Share Posted July 18, 2020 4 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Golf clubs don’t have toilet attendants.Homosexual men don’t play golf. Are you “out on the pull” tonight? Man doesn't go out, mobility scooter can't negotiate the Heath, orders "in" service. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted July 18, 2020 Author Report Share Posted July 18, 2020 4 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Football? Can't stand football. 70s football. Rugby league and boxing are my sports. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 18, 2020 Report Share Posted July 18, 2020 1 minute ago, ChildeHarold said: I am still waiting for some cunt out there emerging from a week long masturbation internet porn fest to light on "healthy fathers and sons". Reported for Paedo promotion and references. You’re for the high jump now cretin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 18, 2020 Report Share Posted July 18, 2020 6 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Golf clubs don’t have toilet attendants.Homosexual men don’t play golf. Are you “out on the pull” tonight? Tad Fujikawa is gay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted July 18, 2020 Author Report Share Posted July 18, 2020 5 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: You should kill yourself as quickly as possible..... I haven't seen such a backlash since I unblocked the lavatory. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRollo Posted July 18, 2020 Report Share Posted July 18, 2020 7 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Piss pants pedant. Not sure what you mean. You need punctuation, suffixes and/or pronouns: Piss, pants pedant - a command, followed by a rather bizarre noun phrase which suggests that I am a pedant, but somewhat lacking (i.e. "pants") Piss your pants, pedant - a clear command (but you need the word "your" in there) Piss-pants pedant - a noun phrase which, through the hyphen, clarifies that "piss" is being used as an adverbial noun, not a verb. It suggests that I am a pedant in trousers I have urinated in. Pissy-panted pedant - a conversion of the nouns "piss" and "pant" into adverbs to create a noun phrase; same meaning as the one before. How's that for a bit of pedantry? Also, the link between this attempted insult and the post you have quoted is less than obvious. Must try harder, as Wizard would say... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted July 18, 2020 Author Report Share Posted July 18, 2020 1 minute ago, Earl of Punkape said: Reported for Paedo promotion and references. You’re for the high jump now cretin. That's a bit of a reach isn't it? Terrible smutty mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 18, 2020 Report Share Posted July 18, 2020 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: Tad Fujikawa is gay. Never heard of the cunt...probably works in make up at the BBC... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRollo Posted July 18, 2020 Report Share Posted July 18, 2020 4 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: That's a bit of a reach isn't it? Terrible smutty mind. A bit of a reach is his speciality. Don't take it personally... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted July 18, 2020 Author Report Share Posted July 18, 2020 Just now, KingRollo said: Not sure what you mean. You need punctuation, suffixes and/or pronouns: Piss, pants pedant - a command, followed by a rather bizarre noun phrase which suggests that I am a pedant, but somewhat lacking (i.e. "pants") Piss your pants, pedant - a clear command (but you need the word "your" in there) Piss-pants pedant - a noun phrase which, through the hyphen, clarifies that "piss" is being used as an adverbial noun, not a verb. It suggests that I am a pedant in trousers I have urinated in. Pissy-panted pedant - a conversion of the nouns "piss" and "pant" into adverbs to create a noun phrase; same meaning as the one before. How's that for a bit of pedantry? Also, the link between this attempted insult and the post you have quoted is less than obvious. Must try harder, as Wizard would say... My God, you're like one of those books in Third Year English grammar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRollo Posted July 18, 2020 Report Share Posted July 18, 2020 4 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Never heard of the cunt...probably works in make up at the BBC... Queen Gwen says that they're a fantastic department! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 18, 2020 Report Share Posted July 18, 2020 1 minute ago, ChildeHarold said: That's a bit of a reach isn't it? Terrible smutty mind. Expect a permanent ban. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted July 18, 2020 Author Report Share Posted July 18, 2020 Just now, Earl of Punkape said: Never heard of the cunt...probably works in make up at the BBC... Is that "just a tad"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted July 18, 2020 Author Report Share Posted July 18, 2020 Just now, KingRollo said: A bit of a reach is his speciality. Don't take it personally... Short legs, long body, no arms. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 18, 2020 Report Share Posted July 18, 2020 Just now, Earl of Punkape said: Never heard of the cunt...probably works in make up at the BBC... Well he's a pro golfer. And he bowls from the pavilion end, so gays play golf. So that's chipped your theory into the rough. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted July 18, 2020 Author Report Share Posted July 18, 2020 1 minute ago, Earl of Punkape said: Expect a permanent ban. lol. I am drawing Saturday afternoon enjoyment with unexpected interest from this good humoured bantering... but there always has to be ONE Mr Sour Grapes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 18, 2020 Report Share Posted July 18, 2020 5 minutes ago, KingRollo said: Not sure what you mean. You need punctuation, suffixes and/or pronouns: Piss, pants pedant - a command, followed by a rather bizarre noun phrase which suggests that I am a pedant, but somewhat lacking (i.e. "pants") Piss your pants, pedant - a clear command (but you need the word "your" in there) Piss-pants pedant - a noun phrase which, through the hyphen, clarifies that "piss" is being used as an adverbial noun, not a verb. It suggests that I am a pedant in trousers I have urinated in. Pissy-panted pedant - a conversion of the nouns "piss" and "pant" into adverbs to create a noun phrase; same meaning as the one before. How's that for a bit of pedantry? Also, the link between this attempted insult and the post you have quoted is less than obvious. Must try harder, as Wizard would say... That was tough reading that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted July 18, 2020 Author Report Share Posted July 18, 2020 3 minutes ago, KingRollo said: Queen Gwen says that they're a fantastic department! That's another shit TV Show "Best Make Up Artist" and all for £155 a year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRollo Posted July 18, 2020 Report Share Posted July 18, 2020 4 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: That was tough reading that. Sorry Gyps. It's the pedant in me (not in a literal sense...) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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