Guest Weary&Disgusted Posted July 31, 2020 Report Share Posted July 31, 2020 On 27/07/2020 at 00:15, judgetwi said: Part 2 On 27/07/2020 at 00:15, judgetwi said: Part 2 ”I have special mask for you, special customer. It is washable, special protection from Aids and stuff, Yellow Fever and things. Only 2.50 for special customer.” So, like a cunt, I bought it. Have you noticed that, when you are paying by card (which they always encourage us to do) you don’t think about the price? So I just added it to the price of 8 cans of wife beater, 40 John Player Special, a family pack of Whispas and a “Chicago Town Stuffed Pizza with Loaded Pepperoni”. Anyway, enough of my bragging about my enviable lifestyle....... when I got home to my mansion I looked at the packet and ....... do fucking what?...... ”I have special mask for you, special customer. It is washable, special protection from Aids and stuff, Yellow Fever and things. Only 2.50 for special customer.” So, like a cunt, I bought it. Have you noticed that, when you are paying by card (which they always encourage us to do) you don’t think about the price? So I just added it to the price of 8 cans of wife beater, 40 John Player Special, a family pack of Whispas and a “Chicago Town Stuffed Pizza with Loaded Pepperoni”. Anyway, enough of my bragging about my enviable lifestyle....... when I got home to my mansion I looked at the packet and ....... do fucking what?...... Come on Judge, where is part three of the mask saga ? Ive been waiting for the next episode for ages. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 31, 2020 Report Share Posted July 31, 2020 25 minutes ago, Weary&Disgusted said: Come on Judge, where is part three of the mask saga ? Ive been waiting for the next episode for ages. He's sulking after Roops slapped him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted July 31, 2020 Author Report Share Posted July 31, 2020 48 minutes ago, Weary&Disgusted said: Come on Judge, where is part three of the mask saga ? Ive been waiting for the next episode for ages. Don't ask Judge Twat. This isn't a saga you norse cunt it's a fiasco. Chimps like you bring this banana plantation into disrepute. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 31, 2020 Report Share Posted July 31, 2020 25 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Don't ask Judge Twat. This isn't a saga you norse cunt it's a fiasco. Chimps like you bring this banana plantation into disrepute. Amazing that someone with your impeccable people skills gets so much stick on here. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 31, 2020 Report Share Posted July 31, 2020 50 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Don't ask Judge Twat. This isn't a saga you norse cunt it's a fiasco. Chimps like you bring this banana plantation into disrepute. I suspect you are actually an escaped baboon from Porton Down animal experimentation wing... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 1, 2020 Report Share Posted August 1, 2020 1 hour ago, Earl of Punkape said: I suspect you are actually an escaped baboon from Porton Down animal experimentation wing... Have you ever had sexual urges towards a baboons anus? Obviously not a female baboon, just to be clear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 1, 2020 Report Share Posted August 1, 2020 30 minutes ago, King Billy said: Have you ever had sexual urges towards a baboons anus? Obviously not a female baboon, just to be clear. He told me he shagged Grace Jones once. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Monaco Slim Posted August 1, 2020 Report Share Posted August 1, 2020 viruses are 1000 times smaller than a hair yet these daft fucking normie bbc watching nhs clapping cunts think its going to protect them from some fake virus, fuck off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trucking Funt Posted August 1, 2020 Report Share Posted August 1, 2020 5 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: Don't ask Judge Twat. This isn't a saga you norse cunt it's a fiasco. Chimps like you bring this banana plantation into disrepute. Are you still here? I was informed that you had done the decent thing and thrown yourself in front of a train to relieve this world of your pitiful existence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Weary&Disgusted Posted August 1, 2020 Report Share Posted August 1, 2020 11 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: Don't ask Judge Twat. This isn't a saga you norse cunt it's a fiasco. Chimps like you bring this banana plantation into disrepute. How very dare you. I'll have you know I'm not just any chimp, my monkey family is descended from Sun Wukong himself (on my mother's side). For your information, I hail from Narnia, not Norway. Damn your insolence sir, damn your impertinence ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Weary&Disgusted Posted August 1, 2020 Report Share Posted August 1, 2020 7 hours ago, Monaco Slim said: viruses are 1000 times smaller than a hair yet these daft fucking normie bbc watching nhs clapping cunts think its going to protect them from some fake virus, fuck off I don't think its a fake virus, but I don't think you or I have much chance of catching it either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted August 1, 2020 Report Share Posted August 1, 2020 7 hours ago, Monaco Slim said: viruses are 1000 times smaller than a hair yet these daft fucking normie bbc watching nhs clapping cunts think its going to protect them from some fake virus, fuck off Explain what’s fake about it, Monaco Dim. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted August 1, 2020 Author Report Share Posted August 1, 2020 8 hours ago, Weary&Disgusted said: How very dare you. I'll have you know I'm not just any chimp, my monkey family is descended from Sun Wukong himself (on my mother's side). For your information, I hail from Narnia, not Norway. Damn your insolence sir, damn your impertinence ! OK OK but can you pass on Judge is is is a TWAT. Thanks. Have a nice day Sir. Or as they say in the Wet Market Manchester" "You like Mister? You like?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted August 1, 2020 Author Report Share Posted August 1, 2020 19 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: I suspect you are actually an escaped baboon from Porton Down animal experimentation wing... They actually changed to testing on upper class twits on humanitarian grounds. But the chimp in me (is a bit of the old Homo Erectus bonding?) always smiles on your old school tie and the many happy nights we spent together in the dorm. Just fantasising of course no harm intended. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 1, 2020 Report Share Posted August 1, 2020 9 hours ago, Ape™️ said: Explain what’s fake about it, Monaco Dim. Everything made in China is fake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted August 1, 2020 Author Report Share Posted August 1, 2020 1 hour ago, King Billy said: Everything made in China is fake. 1,439,323,776 people can't be wrong or fake. But YOU are! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted August 1, 2020 Author Report Share Posted August 1, 2020 17 hours ago, Trucking Funt said: Are you still here? I was informed that you had done the decent thing and thrown yourself in front of a train to relieve this world of your pitiful existence. You are an excellent example of why three wheelers are inherently unstable cornering especially this Corner. The three wheeler CUNT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted August 1, 2020 Author Report Share Posted August 1, 2020 19 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: He told me he shagged Grace Jones once. Who wouldn't given the chance? Before or after the massage oil? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trucking Funt Posted August 1, 2020 Report Share Posted August 1, 2020 5 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: You are an excellent example of why three wheelers are inherently unstable cornering especially this Corner. The three wheeler CUNT. You are an excellent example of why eugenics may be a good idea after all. Voluntary euthanasia is legal in Switzerland. Would you like the contact details? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted August 1, 2020 Report Share Posted August 1, 2020 22 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: I suspect you are actually an escaped baboon from Porton Down animal experimentation wing... Or a smoking beagle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Weary&Disgusted Posted August 1, 2020 Report Share Posted August 1, 2020 21 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: Or a smoking beagle. I feel like I'm taking crazy pills. What is a smoking beagle ? Please tell me you haven't been setting fire to dogs or trying to cook them ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted August 1, 2020 Report Share Posted August 1, 2020 48 minutes ago, Trucking Funt said: You are an excellent example of why eugenics may be a good idea after all. Voluntary euthanasia is legal in Switzerland. Would you like the contact details? They even offer charity snuffs for those short on cash. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 1, 2020 Report Share Posted August 1, 2020 1 hour ago, ChildeHarold said: Who wouldn't given the chance? Before or after the massage oil? He thought she was Carl Lewis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 1, 2020 Report Share Posted August 1, 2020 3 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: You are an excellent example of why three wheelers are inherently unstable cornering especially this Corner. The three wheeler CUNT. Do you even know what the fuck you are talking about? Please say no. Then I won’t waste any more time reading this shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted August 2, 2020 Report Share Posted August 2, 2020 On 31/07/2020 at 22:07, Eric Cuntman said: He's sulking after Roops slapped him. On 31/07/2020 at 22:31, ChildeHarold said: Don't ask Judge Twat. I’m terribly sorry but I am unable to reply to this abuse. Mr Roops now requires that any post I make passes his approval before being published. Yeah, fucking enjoy your Roops approved echo chamber. Good luck wankers.......not that you’ll ever see this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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