Hammer of Cunts Posted July 17, 2020 Report Share Posted July 17, 2020 26 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Talking to the wrong 'un. Oh for god's sake, I thought you'd fucked off. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 17, 2020 Report Share Posted July 17, 2020 3 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: Absolutely. Will follow guidance. Arse-licking poof. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted July 18, 2020 Author Report Share Posted July 18, 2020 On 15/07/2020 at 14:36, Frank said: The late-night lonely cuntman bollocks aside, who on earth is your audience? You make me sick. Frank, why are you such a thick acidic faux dago cunt? Start entertaining or plot a course for Antarctica in your imaginary yacht. Utter fucking idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted July 18, 2020 Author Report Share Posted July 18, 2020 18 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Arse-licking poof. Fuck you Hardman. I can take the piss out of you whenever I choose. I'm filling in for judge, Eric. I've already done 4 Special Brew and it's only just gone 10 am. How am I doing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 18, 2020 Report Share Posted July 18, 2020 10 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: Fuck you Hardman. I can take the piss out of you whenever I choose. I'm filling in for judge, Eric. I've already done 4 Special Brew and it's only just gone 10 am. How am I doing? 4 cans of spesh is the equivalent of a bottle of scotch. To be honest, I'm a bit worried about you. Slow the fuck down. Passable impersonation of the gay, fat Jewish cripple though. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted July 19, 2020 Report Share Posted July 19, 2020 On 18/07/2020 at 10:16, Eric Cuntman said: 4 cans of spesh is the equivalent of a bottle of scotch. To be honest, I'm a bit worried about you. Slow the fuck down. Passable impersonation of the gay, fat Jewish cripple though. Don't knock Harvey Weinstein he was responsible for some of the most thrilling moments in your life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted July 19, 2020 Author Report Share Posted July 19, 2020 On 18/07/2020 at 10:16, Eric Cuntman said: 4 cans of spesh is the equivalent of a bottle of scotch. To be honest, I'm a bit worried about you. Slow the fuck down. Passable impersonation of the gay, fat Jewish cripple though. I know I've been completely fucking plastered. I believe it's called method acting, Eric. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 20, 2020 Report Share Posted July 20, 2020 2 hours ago, Major Cunt said: I know I've been completely fucking plastered. I believe it's called method acting, Eric. When well known method actor Dustin Hoffman was filming 'Marathon Man', he was about to do a scene where his character had been for a run. So he actually went for a run before filming the scene. Laurence Olivier asked him.. "what was all that about young man?" Hoffman said... "Well, my scene required me to be tired and breathless from running, so I prepared by running." Olivier replied... "Why not just try acting dear boy?" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 20, 2020 Report Share Posted July 20, 2020 17 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: When well known method actor Dustin Hoffman was filming 'Marathon Man', he was about to do a scene where his character had been for a run. So he actually went for a run before filming the scene. Laurence Olivier asked him.. "what was all that about young man?" Hoffman said... "Well, my scene required me to be tired and breathless from running, so I prepared by running." Olivier replied... "Why not just try acting dear boy?" “Is it safe?” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 20, 2020 Report Share Posted July 20, 2020 5 minutes ago, King Billy said: “Is it safe?” I don't know why he was running either. He's an excellent driver. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 20, 2020 Report Share Posted July 20, 2020 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: I don't know why he was running either. He's an excellent driver. Charlie Babbidge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted July 23, 2020 Report Share Posted July 23, 2020 On 20/07/2020 at 20:19, King Billy said: Charlie Babbidge. No! Die Weisse Engel! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 23, 2020 Report Share Posted July 23, 2020 3 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: No! Die Weisse Engel! Do try to keep up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 23, 2020 Report Share Posted July 23, 2020 3 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: No! Die Weisse Engel! Is it safe? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 23, 2020 Report Share Posted July 23, 2020 On 20/07/2020 at 02:32, Eric Cuntman said: When well known method actor Dustin Hoffman was filming 'Marathon Man', he was about to do a scene where his character had been for a run. So he actually went for a run before filming the scene. Laurence Olivier asked him.. "what was all that about young man?" Hoffman said... "Well, my scene required me to be tired and breathless from running, so I prepared by running." Olivier replied... "Why not just try acting dear boy?" Hang on!!! I fucking told this story on here before. And it was Hoffman not sleeping for 3 days so he could look like a person who hadn't slept for 3 days. I'm calling Shenanigans. Wheres me broom? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 24, 2020 Report Share Posted July 24, 2020 14 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Is it safe? 5 days late Gypps. Keep up please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 24, 2020 Report Share Posted July 24, 2020 11 minutes ago, King Billy said: 5 days late Gypps. Keep up please. Oh bollox Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted July 24, 2020 Report Share Posted July 24, 2020 19 hours ago, King Billy said: Do try to keep up. Ya, mein Kommandant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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