King Billy Posted July 7, 2020 Report Share Posted July 7, 2020 30 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Did your 'book' come with a box of crayons? Great minds think alike Eric. I was only 1 minute ahead of you on this one but I’m sure you’ll get me next time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted July 7, 2020 Report Share Posted July 7, 2020 2 minutes ago, King Billy said: Good point Ed. I think he should be OK till mummy gets back from McDonalds with his chicken nuggets and some clean Pampers. I suspect his mum works at McDonald's and steals the bog roll. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 7, 2020 Report Share Posted July 7, 2020 5 minutes ago, Wolfie said: I suspect his mum works at McDonald's and steals the bog roll. I suspect his mum is very very disappointed with his life progress so far. I think the worst is yet to come. Looks like he’s peaked too early and she missed it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted July 7, 2020 Report Share Posted July 7, 2020 Jazz.....Is that you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 7, 2020 Report Share Posted July 7, 2020 30 minutes ago, Neil said: Jazz.....Is that you? Eavens is positively lucid compared to this fucking banana. I think he's afflicted with all 3 forms of madnesses... Paranoia Schizophrenia Causing a hullabaloo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted July 7, 2020 Author Report Share Posted July 7, 2020 59 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Once in a while, a specific type of dickhead comes along who's so appallingly bad they're inevitably pigeonholed to the dogshit pit. You fall squarely into this category. I called you out for being a boring, weird little cunt just a few days ago and you responded with some unintelligible arsehole answer which, posted by either, would've humiliated even Panz or Pen into a frenzy of self-consciousness. You're utterly fucking dogshit, really. Your feedback confirms this. Why don't you join a typical 'I'm a cunt.com' where you can appeal to others of a similar level? You're either a vacuous teenager who spends their hours wanking and scrolling through the pages of Sports Direct, or you are an adult with a severe learning disability. Either way, the idiot siren is resonating. That's what I like... somebody who tries. "Nobody loses all the time." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted July 7, 2020 Author Report Share Posted July 7, 2020 4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Eavens is positively lucid compared to this fucking banana. I think he's afflicted with all 3 forms of madnesses... Paranoia Schizophrenia Causing a hullabaloo Neil I would think this nom had direct relevance to your current status, under Section, as a long term door stop in the communal seating area of your secure unit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted July 7, 2020 Author Report Share Posted July 7, 2020 1 hour ago, King Billy said: Get your crayons out. By number. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 7, 2020 Report Share Posted July 7, 2020 11 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Neil I would think this nom had direct relevance to your current status, under Section, as a long term door stop in the communal seating area of your secure unit. I'm not Neil. Take a break from the fucking drugs. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted July 7, 2020 Author Report Share Posted July 7, 2020 5 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I'm not Neil. Take a break from the fucking drugs. Sorry. I'll lay off. At least until I've read your latest post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted July 7, 2020 Report Share Posted July 7, 2020 3 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: I aimed to prick a prick not any conscience. You'll go in my book. Have you sharpened the colouring pencils? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted July 7, 2020 Author Report Share Posted July 7, 2020 3 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: Have you sharpened the colouring pencils? Actually I spotted a nice pack for £1.35 in the Co-Op after I had paid for my supply of Specials and Cider to get me through the next few hours, but I couldn't be arsed to go round the one way system and wait for fucking twenty minutes to be served again. For a fucking minute organism that moves like the speed of light, it certainly has kyboshed the speed of commercial transactions in everyday life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 7, 2020 Report Share Posted July 7, 2020 5 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Actually I spotted a nice pack for £1.35 in the Co-Op after I had paid for my supply of Specials and Cider to get me through the next few hours, but I couldn't be arsed to go round the one way system and wait for fucking twenty minutes to be served again. For a fucking minute organism that moves like the speed of light, it certainly has kyboshed the speed of commercial transactions in everyday life. A minute organism that doesn't fucking exist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted July 7, 2020 Author Report Share Posted July 7, 2020 5 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: A minute organism that doesn't fucking exist. Steady on mate, we've spent £30billion on the fucker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted July 7, 2020 Report Share Posted July 7, 2020 4 hours ago, Eddie said: Excellent work C.H you've nailed it! I'd like get mind of a child Harold and nail him to a tree. One that's about to be passed into an industrial bark shedder Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted July 7, 2020 Author Report Share Posted July 7, 2020 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: I'd like get mind of a child Harold and nail him to a tree. One that's about to be passed into an industrial bark shedder By "I'd like get mind" translates from pissed chav into "If only I could invite the old boy over for a Devon cream tea and Full HD 1080p presentation of Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Garcia" with a prolonged intermission just after Benny mutters, "Nobody loses all the time", during which I will slit my own throat. Nite nite Stubby. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted July 7, 2020 Report Share Posted July 7, 2020 12 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: By "I'd like get mind" translates from pissed chav into "If only I could invite the old boy over for a Devon cream tea and Full HD 1080p presentation of Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Garcia" with a prolonged intermission just after Benny mutters, "Nobody loses all the time", during which I will slit my own throat. Nite nite Stubby. If you do decide to slit your own throat (and the entire CC and no doubt every cunt whose ever met you, including your parents, hope you do) be sure to video it and post it here. We could all do with a good laugh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted July 8, 2020 Report Share Posted July 8, 2020 14 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: "Following guidelines." Ready to criticise carers. Refuse to criticise Cummings. The fat fucking cunt. I wish he'd fucking died. Have you expected some competent leadership from this tit and feel very disillusioned now? The fridge master and his clan are not very bright and it shows at every turn. My money is on the cunt getting re-infected, developing a clot and keeling over suddenly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted July 8, 2020 Author Report Share Posted July 8, 2020 9 hours ago, White Cunt said: Have you expected some competent leadership from this tit and feel very disillusioned now? The fridge master and his clan are not very bright and it shows at every turn. My money is on the cunt getting re-infected, developing a clot and keeling over suddenly. 65K deaths and worst in Europe would be something to start criminal proceedings. But colonialists put a very low value on human life except their own. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted July 8, 2020 Author Report Share Posted July 8, 2020 12 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: If you do decide to slit your own throat (and the entire CC and no doubt every cunt whose ever met you, including your parents, hope you do) be sure to video it and post it here. We could all do with a good laugh. The post refers to you. Cunt LOL. (and who uses the term "video it" nowdays?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted July 8, 2020 Report Share Posted July 8, 2020 7 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: The post refers to you. Cunt LOL. (and who uses the term "video it" nowdays?) Would you calm the fuck down? You've been bouncing off the walls since you got here. Cunt LOL. Hahahah HAHAHAHA! (Fucking desperate div.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted July 8, 2020 Report Share Posted July 8, 2020 33 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: 65K deaths and worst in Europe would be something to start criminal proceedings. But colonialists put a very low value on human life except their own. By far the biggest fucking idiot to troll the cc pages I will have a word with my better half and get you banned fuck off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted July 8, 2020 Report Share Posted July 8, 2020 27 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: 65K deaths and worst in Europe would be something to start criminal proceedings. But colonialists put a very low value on human life except their own. Only in this case, Boris being the thick obtuse cunt that he is, can not be blamed for the shit storm he helped to expand. He would have needed the intellect, ability to see reality and nazi-like determination combined. These most certainly are not the qualities of the current idiot in charge, who plainly endangered his own life and that of his family, at least. And before you go around making claims of all people on this forum being enamoured by BoJo, have a read through some posts. Jesus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 8, 2020 Report Share Posted July 8, 2020 On 07/07/2020 at 10:34, ChildeHarold said: "Following guidelines." Ready to criticise carers. Refuse to criticise Cummings. The fat fucking cunt. I wish he'd fucking died. National fucking embarrassment. Our representative to the rest of the world, is effectively a dribbling Mong that is unable to dress itself and harasses people in the park. Look at the fucking state of it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted July 8, 2020 Author Report Share Posted July 8, 2020 11 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: National fucking embarrassment. Our representative to the rest of the world, is effectively a dribbling Mong that is unable to dress itself and harasses people in the park. Look at the fucking state of it. I would like you to repeat that while gobbling a plate of Prezzo's finest thanks to that gibbering monkey in the background's August voucher scheme. I bet the table cloth would be unusable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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