KingRollo Posted July 6, 2020 Report Share Posted July 6, 2020 Sound the alarm. Bar up the castle windows, lock the gates, lower the portcullis and raise the drawbridge. Whisperings from the Orient tell tales of a fearful plague about to be unleashed on a Covid-weakened kingdom. "King Rollo!" they cry, "how will we keep our groins and armpits fresh and buboe free?" "Use a deoderant and wear this!": Oh, and wash your hands. https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/12046616/china-issues-epidemic-warning-bubonic-plague/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 6, 2020 Report Share Posted July 6, 2020 25 minutes ago, KingRollo said: Sound the alarm. Bar up the castle windows, lock the gates, lower the portcullis and raise the drawbridge. Whisperings from the Orient tell tales of a fearful plague about to be unleashed on a Covid-weakened kingdom. "King Rollo!" they cry, "how will we keep our groins and armpits fresh and buboe free?" "Use a deoderant and wear this!": Oh, and wash your hands. https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/12046616/china-issues-epidemic-warning-bubonic-plague/ Is that Davina McCall? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted July 6, 2020 Report Share Posted July 6, 2020 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: Is that Davina McCall? Clearly a refugee from Rose Tremain's Restoration - now Chancellor of East Anglia University (Didn't she do well?) The only decent film Robert Downey Jnr. did before he went all iron and drug free spastic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRollo Posted July 6, 2020 Author Report Share Posted July 6, 2020 1 hour ago, ChildeHarold said: Clearly a refugee from Rose Tremain's Restoration - now Chancellor of East Anglia University (Didn't she do well?) The only decent film Robert Downey Jnr. did before he went all iron and drug free spastic. He made a passable Sherlock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 6, 2020 Report Share Posted July 6, 2020 2 minutes ago, KingRollo said: He made a passable Sherlock. And an obnoxious little cunt in weird science. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Weary&Disgusted Posted July 6, 2020 Report Share Posted July 6, 2020 4 hours ago, KingRollo said: Sound the alarm. Bar up the castle windows, lock the gates, lower the portcullis and raise the drawbridge. Whisperings from the Orient tell tales of a fearful plague about to be unleashed on a Covid-weakened kingdom. "King Rollo!" they cry, "how will we keep our groins and armpits fresh and buboe free?" "Use a deoderant and wear this!": Oh, and wash your hands. https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/12046616/china-issues-epidemic-warning-bubonic-plague/ The general consensus seems to be that Covid is a natural phenomenon, but there was a very strange moment when sir Richard Dearlove claimed to have proof that the virus had escaped from a lab. Has anyone else heard anything more on this topic ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 6, 2020 Report Share Posted July 6, 2020 4 hours ago, KingRollo said: Sound the alarm. Bar up the castle windows, lock the gates, lower the portcullis and raise the drawbridge. Whisperings from the Orient tell tales of a fearful plague about to be unleashed on a Covid-weakened kingdom. "King Rollo!" they cry, "how will we keep our groins and armpits fresh and buboe free?" "Use a deoderant and wear this!": Oh, and wash your hands. https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/12046616/china-issues-epidemic-warning-bubonic-plague/ “BRING OUT YOUR DEAD!.” 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 6, 2020 Report Share Posted July 6, 2020 24 minutes ago, Weary&Disgusted said: The general consensus seems to be that Covid is a natural phenomenon, but there was a very strange moment when sir Richard Dearlove claimed to have proof that the virus had escaped from a lab. Has anyone else heard anything more on this topic ? As a general rule of thumb I would absolutely not believe anything told to me by someone who claimed his name was Richard Dearlove. Call me old fashioned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Blunt Cunt Posted July 6, 2020 Report Share Posted July 6, 2020 5 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Is that Davina McCall? Fucking eh. Davina the fucking nose McCall. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 7, 2020 Report Share Posted July 7, 2020 2 hours ago, King Billy said: “BRING OUT YOUR DEAD!.” "Any old iron". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRollo Posted July 7, 2020 Author Report Share Posted July 7, 2020 9 hours ago, King Billy said: “BRING OUT YOUR DEAD!.” "Here's one..." "Ninepence" "But I'm not dead!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted July 7, 2020 Report Share Posted July 7, 2020 15 hours ago, KingRollo said: Sound the alarm. Bar up the castle windows, lock the gates, lower the portcullis and raise the drawbridge. Whisperings from the Orient tell tales of a fearful plague about to be unleashed on a Covid-weakened kingdom. "King Rollo!" they cry, "how will we keep our groins and armpits fresh and buboe free?" "Use a deoderant and wear this!": Oh, and wash your hands. https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/12046616/china-issues-epidemic-warning-bubonic-plague/ Fucking Jews Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted July 7, 2020 Report Share Posted July 7, 2020 12 hours ago, KingRollo said: He made a passable Sherlock. Is that the one where he bums Watson while playing the fiddle? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted July 7, 2020 Report Share Posted July 7, 2020 There's a cure for plaque. Get an Oral B girl and stick her up your arse until she comes out your mouth then firmly brush for two minutes with concentrated bleach. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 7, 2020 Report Share Posted July 7, 2020 8 minutes ago, KingRollo said: "Here's one..." "Ninepence" "But I'm not dead!" The holy grail. Monty Python when they were still funny. I remember when The Life of Brian was first released there were hundreds of placard waving loons outside the local cinema protesting about the blasphemy of the film. It was like the Father Ted scene which it was probably based on. Mind you I am talking N. Ireland where they do tend to take religion a bit too seriously. My great great great great Grandad Henry Tudor wouldn’t have stood for such revolt. I miss him terribly. I have the remains of the leg of lamb he ate at his very last banquet. Still tastes good. I quite often have a sneaky gnaw at it when Queen Billy disappears for her afternoon clearout before Tipping Point comes on the telly. I’m truly blessed to have such a classy queen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRollo Posted July 7, 2020 Author Report Share Posted July 7, 2020 6 minutes ago, King Billy said: The holy grail. Monty Python when they were still funny. I remember when The Life of Brian was first released there were hundreds of placard waving loons outside the local cinema protesting about the blasphemy of the film. It was like the Father Ted scene which it was probably based on. Mind you I am talking N. Ireland where they do tend to take religion a bit too seriously. My great great great great Grandad Henry Tudor wouldn’t have stood for such revolt. I miss him terribly. I have the remains of the leg of lamb he ate at his very last banquet. Still tastes good. I quite often have a sneaky gnaw at it when Queen Billy disappears for her afternoon clearout before Tipping Point comes on the telly. I’m truly blessed to have such a classy queen. Not just NI. The Swan in High Wycombe was showing the Rocky Horror last year - there was some nutter from the local church handing out leaflets telling all and sundry they were going to hell. My personal favourite though were the Mormons outside the Prince of Wales Theatre after performances of "The Book of Mormon" ... I actually thought they were cast members... Your queen is all class, and you are indeed fortunate to have her. Surely the lamb's a bit ripe by now though? Though, of course, if the rumours about her Maj's personal hygiene are to be believed, perhaps you don't mind that sort of thing? KR Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 7, 2020 Report Share Posted July 7, 2020 4 minutes ago, KingRollo said: Not just NI. The Swan in High Wycombe was showing the Rocky Horror last year - there was some nutter from the local church handing out leaflets telling all and sundry they were going to hell. My personal favourite though were the Mormons outside the Prince of Wales Theatre after performances of "The Book of Mormon" ... I actually thought they were cast members... Your queen is all class, and you are indeed fortunate to have her. Surely the lamb's a bit ripe by now though? Though, of course, if the rumours about her Maj's personal hygiene are to be believed, perhaps you don't mind that sort of thing? KR Don’t mind? If truth be told, I thoroughly embrace the admittedly unusual aroma of the fragrant one who must be obeyed. Mere mortals couldn’t possibly be expected to understand that, but as a fellow toff you know that us Royals do have much more finely honed tastes than the peasant classes, filthy uncultured beasts that they are. KB👑 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRollo Posted July 7, 2020 Author Report Share Posted July 7, 2020 9 minutes ago, King Billy said: Don’t mind? If truth be told, I thoroughly embrace the admittedly unusual aroma of the fragrant one who must be obeyed. Mere mortals couldn’t possibly be expected to understand that, but as a fellow toff you know that us Royals do have much more finely honed tastes than the peasant classes, filthy uncultured beasts that they are. KB👑 The piquancy is certainly a refined taste, only for the more sophisticated olfactory pallet. I am sure the Queen's pungency is the envy of your realm among the higher ranking classes. KR Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 7, 2020 Report Share Posted July 7, 2020 16 minutes ago, KingRollo said: The piquancy is certainly a refined taste, only for the more sophisticated olfactory pallet. I am sure the Queen's pungency is the envy of your realm among the higher ranking classes. KR Ah yes. Tis true Your Majesty. I predict that the legend of her magnificent royal blurter will for all eternity be spoken about with greater reverence than the Arthur and Guinevere tales which I myself believe to be somewhat fanciful to say the least. KB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted July 7, 2020 Report Share Posted July 7, 2020 Dirty, dirty little yellow bastards. Even India is disgusted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted July 7, 2020 Report Share Posted July 7, 2020 19 hours ago, KingRollo said: Sound the alarm. Bar up the castle windows, lock the gates, lower the portcullis and raise the drawbridge. Whisperings from the Orient tell tales of a fearful plague about to be unleashed on a Covid-weakened kingdom. "King Rollo!" they cry, "how will we keep our groins and armpits fresh and buboe free?" "Use a deoderant and wear this!": Oh, and wash your hands. https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/12046616/china-issues-epidemic-warning-bubonic-plague/ Thanks for the bubonic plague heads-up, KR. The nom however would've carried more credit had you not decided to authenticate it with a link from The fucking Sun. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted July 7, 2020 Report Share Posted July 7, 2020 17 hours ago, Weary&Disgusted said: The general consensus seems to be that Covid is a natural phenomenon, but there was a very strange moment when sir Richard Dearlove claimed to have proof that the virus had escaped from a lab. Has anyone else heard anything more on this topic ? Similarly to millions, we've spent the past 4-5 months discussing such synopses – something you'd know had you bothered using the site's search feature. Keep up, you slow, backwards, remedial cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRollo Posted July 7, 2020 Author Report Share Posted July 7, 2020 1 hour ago, Wolfie said: Thanks for the bubonic plague heads-up, KR. The nom however would've carried more credit had you not decided to authenticate it with a link from The fucking Sun. Yes, I must admit, that wasn't my finest moment. Constructive criticism always welcome, thank you Wolfie. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 7, 2020 Report Share Posted July 7, 2020 4 hours ago, KingRollo said: The piquancy is certainly a refined taste, only for the more sophisticated olfactory pallet. I am sure the Queen's pungency is the envy of your realm among the higher ranking classes. KR 3 hours ago, King Billy said: Ah yes. Tis true Your Majesty. I predict that the legend of her magnificent royal blurter will for all eternity be spoken about with greater reverence than the Arthur and Guinevere tales which I myself believe to be somewhat fanciful to say the least. KB It's no wonder that this sort of thing is prevalent with royal wenches. You lot bugger off for months at a time, conquering, crusading and the like. Before you go, you fit a chastity belt to your wives/concubines etc', and render them incapable of attending to the area with soap and water. After months of sweat and piss it's hardly surprising that their haddock sluices take on a bouquet that would make a herring gull puke. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 7, 2020 Report Share Posted July 7, 2020 4 hours ago, Roadkill said: Dirty, dirty little yellow bastards. Even India is disgusted. Wasps? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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