Guest Arthur Fuqs-Aches Posted July 4, 2020 Report Share Posted July 4, 2020 Well so much for a first day of the new normal, whatever crap that is, buying a poxy pint took 40 minutes because already incompetent staff have been taught a whole load of silly procedures. Of course this brings out the army of world class clipboard waving arseholes who enjoy their fantasy power and playing boss. What lot of unnecessary dictat and lies. More fool the public who would follow the rules over a cliff. Fuck that, I'm doing it my way - blanket ignorance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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The Beast Posted July 4, 2020 Report Share Posted July 4, 2020 Some cunts love it all. It's all rather akin to the village speed awareness cunts and the like. The self appointed arbiters on their power trip. This Covid thing is a bottomless pit of self gratification. The only cunts that take them seriously are themselves. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted July 4, 2020 Report Share Posted July 4, 2020 1 hour ago, Arthur Fuqs-Aches said: Well so much for a first day of the new normal, whatever crap that is, buying a poxy pint took 40 minutes because already incompetent staff have been taught a whole load of silly procedures. Of course this brings out the army of world class clipboard waving arseholes who enjoy their fantasy power and playing boss. What lot of unnecessary dictat and lies. More fool the public who would follow the rules over a cliff. Fuck that, I'm doing it my way - blanket ignorance. 'The taverns are fair full of gadabouts making merry this eve. And though I may press my face against the window like an urchin at a confectioner’s, I am tempted not by the sweetmeats within. A dram in exchange for the pox is an ill bargain indeed.' Samuel Pepys 1664 Great London Plague. ( 'Anybody who went into a pub today is a cunt' Me) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted July 4, 2020 Report Share Posted July 4, 2020 35 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Frank has applied for this job. £500 a week is not a lot, but it's all he could afford. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted July 4, 2020 Report Share Posted July 4, 2020 3 hours ago, Arthur Fuqs-Aches said: Well so much for a first day of the new normal, whatever crap that is, buying a poxy pint took 40 minutes because already incompetent staff have been taught a whole load of silly procedures. Of course this brings out the army of world class clipboard waving arseholes who enjoy their fantasy power and playing boss. What lot of unnecessary dictat and lies. More fool the public who would follow the rules over a cliff. Fuck that, I'm doing it my way - blanket ignorance. Enjoy the bag over your head with an oxygen drip feed Motherfucker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 6, 2020 Report Share Posted July 6, 2020 So at 5pm my street erupted with applause, whoop de whoops, yelling and cunts grabbing anything they could lay their hands on to make a noise. At the finish I asked my neighbour and head of the cartoon family what it was about? "Have you been under a stone? Its the applause for the 72nd Anniversary of the NHS. We've all been told to come out and make a noise". "Yaay" cheered his kids. So I politely asked him if he wasn't told to do this, would he have done this off his own back? "Er....well.....I'm not sure"! So there you have it folks! This country has turned into a fucking nation of unthinking automatons who have to be told what to do and when to do it. And they do it. I fucking despair. I really do. Or do I? I'm not so fucking sure now! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 6, 2020 Report Share Posted July 6, 2020 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: So at 5pm my street erupted with applause, whoop de whoops, yelling and cunts grabbing anything they could lay their hands on to make a noise. At the finish I asked my neighbour and head of the cartoon family what it was about? "Have you been under a stone? Its the applause for the 72nd Anniversary of the NHS. We've all been told to come out and make a noise". "Yaay" cheered his kids. So I politely asked him if he wasn't told to do this, would he have done this off his own back? "Er....well.....I'm not sure"! So there you have it folks! This country has turned into a fucking nation of unthinking automatons who have to be told what to do and when to do it. And they do it. I fucking despair. I really do. Or do I? I'm not so fucking sure now! If we slaughtered all the spastics, there would only be about 5% of us left. And the world would be a much better place. I'm going to go and sharpen something big And shiny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trucking Funt Posted July 6, 2020 Report Share Posted July 6, 2020 6 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: So at 5pm my street erupted with applause, whoop de whoops, yelling and cunts grabbing anything they could lay their hands on to make a noise. At the finish I asked my neighbour and head of the cartoon family what it was about? "Have you been under a stone? Its the applause for the 72nd Anniversary of the NHS. We've all been told to come out and make a noise". "Yaay" cheered his kids. So I politely asked him if he wasn't told to do this, would he have done this off his own back? "Er....well.....I'm not sure"! So there you have it folks! This country has turned into a fucking nation of unthinking automatons who have to be told what to do and when to do it. And they do it. I fucking despair. I really do. Or do I? I'm not so fucking sure now! I thought you lived in a caravan in Abbey Wood. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted July 6, 2020 Report Share Posted July 6, 2020 7 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: So at 5pm my street erupted with applause, whoop de whoops, yelling and cunts grabbing anything they could lay their hands on to make a noise. At the finish I asked my neighbour and head of the cartoon family what it was about? "Have you been under a stone? Its the applause for the 72nd Anniversary of the NHS. We've all been told to come out and make a noise". "Yaay" cheered his kids. So I politely asked him if he wasn't told to do this, would he have done this off his own back? "Er....well.....I'm not sure"! So there you have it folks! This country has turned into a fucking nation of unthinking automatons who have to be told what to do and when to do it. And they do it. I fucking despair. I really do. Or do I? I'm not so fucking sure now! Make sure you give them a knock in a few weeks when Rishi tells Simon Stevens to go and get fucked. No Turkey for you this year Gyps, but the memory of your neighbours clapping will suffice. It’s a vocation after all. No? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 6, 2020 Report Share Posted July 6, 2020 2 hours ago, Trucking Funt said: I thought you lived in a caravan in Abbey Wood. I wouldn't live in 9 bedroom mansion in that shithole. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 7, 2020 Report Share Posted July 7, 2020 On 06/07/2020 at 01:40, camberwell gypsy said: So at 5pm my street erupted with applause, whoop de whoops, yelling and cunts grabbing anything they could lay their hands on to make a noise. At the finish I asked my neighbour and head of the cartoon family what it was about? "Have you been under a stone? Its the applause for the 72nd Anniversary of the NHS. We've all been told to come out and make a noise". "Yaay" cheered his kids. So I politely asked him if he wasn't told to do this, would he have done this off his own back? "Er....well.....I'm not sure"! So there you have it folks! This country has turned into a fucking nation of unthinking automatons who have to be told what to do and when to do it. And they do it. I fucking despair. I really do. Or do I? I'm not so fucking sure now! NO DESPAIRING PERMITTED. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 7, 2020 Report Share Posted July 7, 2020 On 06/07/2020 at 02:46, Eric Cuntman said: If we slaughtered all the spastics, there would only be about 5% of us left. And the world would be a much better place. I'm going to go and sharpen something big And shiny. When there’s no more room in hell. The spastics will walk the earth. George A Romero.... or was it Floyd? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 7, 2020 Report Share Posted July 7, 2020 On 06/07/2020 at 10:39, camberwell gypsy said: I wouldn't live in 9 bedroom mansion in that shithole. That wouldn’t be right. 3 kids to every bedroom? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 7, 2020 Report Share Posted July 7, 2020 10 minutes ago, King Billy said: When there’s no more room in hell. The spastics will walk the earth. George A Romero.... or was it Floyd? Romero. That tune playing in the shopping mall in 'Dawn Of The Dead' is fucking impossible to get out of your head. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 7, 2020 Report Share Posted July 7, 2020 5 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Romero. That tune playing in the shopping mall in 'Dawn Of The Dead' is fucking impossible to get out of your head. I love that film. I only realised that Fly Boy is Ving Rhames after about the 4th time I watched it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 7, 2020 Report Share Posted July 7, 2020 6 minutes ago, King Billy said: I love that film. I only realised that Fly Boy is Ving Rhames after about the 4th time I watched it. Not the remake. The original one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 7, 2020 Report Share Posted July 7, 2020 34 minutes ago, King Billy said: NO DESPAIRING PERMITTED. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. When do you want me not to despair? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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