Dave Umbongo Posted July 14, 2020 Report Share Posted July 14, 2020 On 11/07/2020 at 20:59, Major Cunt said: Is that what happened when you pulled Steven Hawking over due to a defective rear light? I'd imagine your career in the traffic police was eventful? I heard you once pulled Ronnie Corbet over who proceeded to call you a jobsworth, and told you to fuck off. I would have pulled the cunt over for driving like a spastic and for his cylinders sparking in an incomprehensible order. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted July 14, 2020 Report Share Posted July 14, 2020 9 hours ago, judgetwi said: You what? You what? You what, you what you what? Don’t try and take up comedy writing Marje. You could be struggling there. 😁 Judge, if I was a writer, I'd be on to a winner with you as a character. Who'd believe a story about an angry jewish wheelchair bound alcoholic who plots to destroy Brexit traitors with a large explosion. Guido Flid - could be the title? Day of the Spakal - is also an option. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted July 14, 2020 Report Share Posted July 14, 2020 Coincidence that the Jewish Epstein was reportedly a mosad agent, recording and controlling the worlds elite with blackmail with the assistance of Maxwell, daughter of another alleged mosad agent with Epsteins first major client another jew lex Wexner the owner of Victoria secrets with links to mosad. Who would have thought it.... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 15, 2020 Report Share Posted July 15, 2020 On 14/07/2020 at 10:16, Major Cunt said: Judge, if I was a writer, I'd be on to a winner with you as a character. Who'd believe a story about an angry jewish wheelchair bound alcoholic who plots to destroy Brexit traitors with a large explosion. Guido Flid - could be the title? Day of the Spakal - is also an option. I like his style Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted July 15, 2020 Report Share Posted July 15, 2020 19 hours ago, Eddie said: Coincidence that the Jewish Epstein was reportedly a mosad agent, recording and controlling the worlds elite with blackmail with the assistance of Maxwell, daughter of another alleged mosad agent with Epsteins first major client another jew lex Wexner the owner of Victoria secrets with links to mosad. Who would have thought it.... I know its hard to believe that the Mossad would be involved with such filth, let alone make them agents. Sad fact is the rich and powerful enjoy fucking children, so it's no surprise the world's intelligence services want them by the bollocks to blackmail. Nothing's going to come from the details of Jeff's black book. That I can guaran-fucking-tee you. Ghislaine needs handing over to old Neil. He'll get the truth and she'll get a bowel full of jizz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted July 15, 2020 Report Share Posted July 15, 2020 52 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: I know its hard to believe that the Mossad would be involved with such filth, let alone make them agents. Sad fact is the rich and powerful enjoy fucking children, so it's no surprise the world's intelligence services want them by the bollocks to blackmail. Nothing's going to come from the details of Jeff's black book. That I can guaran-fucking-tee you. Ghislaine needs handing over to old Neil. He'll get the truth and she'll get a bowel full of jizz. I’m not convinced that’s entirely true, MC. What’s the thinking behind this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 15, 2020 Report Share Posted July 15, 2020 3 hours ago, Major Cunt said: I know its hard to believe that the Mossad would be involved with such filth, let alone make them agents. Sad fact is the rich and powerful enjoy fucking children, so it's no surprise the world's intelligence services want them by the bollocks to blackmail. Nothing's going to come from the details of Jeff's black book. That I can guaran-fucking-tee you. Ghislaine needs handing over to old Neil. He'll get the truth and she'll get a bowel full of jizz. Please provide evidence for your inane ranting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted July 15, 2020 Report Share Posted July 15, 2020 4 hours ago, Frank said: I’m not convinced that’s entirely true, MC. What’s the thinking behind this? Fucking hell Frank you’re not crying about the McCanns again are you? What’s the thinking behind that then me old mate? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 15, 2020 Report Share Posted July 15, 2020 36 minutes ago, judgetwi said: Fucking hell Frank you’re not crying about the McCanns again are you? What’s the thinking behind that then me old mate? Has he burned his oven chips ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 15, 2020 Report Share Posted July 15, 2020 Just now, Earl of Punkape said: Has he burned his oven chips ? 'McCann' oven chips are almost the same as McCain... but you have to check them every 10 minutes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 15, 2020 Report Share Posted July 15, 2020 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: 'McCann' oven chips are almost the same as McCain... but you have to check them every 10 minutes. I rarely eat chips......peasant food. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 15, 2020 Report Share Posted July 15, 2020 19 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: I rarely eat chips......peasant food. Not a chip fan either. I prefer a slab of bubble & squeak with fish or steak. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 15, 2020 Report Share Posted July 15, 2020 21 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: I rarely eat chips......peasant food. Of course you don’t, with a mouth full of sausage. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted July 16, 2020 Report Share Posted July 16, 2020 1 hour ago, Earl of Punkape said: Has he burned his oven chips ? 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: 'McCann' oven chips are almost the same as McCain... but you have to check them every 10 minutes. 1 hour ago, Earl of Punkape said: I rarely eat chips......peasant food. 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Not a chip fan either. I prefer a slab of bubble & squeak with fish or steak. How long does it take for the brain dead to come up with the oven chip gags at the very mention of the McCanns? Almost as predictable as Frank throwing his excrement around whichever exotic part of the world he is parking his lying, fake, fraud arse in at the moment. What a bunch of sad cases. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 16, 2020 Report Share Posted July 16, 2020 52 minutes ago, judgetwi said: How long does it take for the brain dead to come up with the oven chip gags at the very mention of the McCanns? Almost as predictable as Frank throwing his excrement around whichever exotic part of the world he is parking his lying, fake, fraud arse in at the moment. What a bunch of sad cases. Slightly less sad than the cunt who obsessively monitors this shit though. Know what I mean? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted July 16, 2020 Report Share Posted July 16, 2020 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Slightly less sad than the cunt who obsessively monitors this shit though. Know what I mean? So i’m “obsessively monitoring” you now Hardman? Not pissed this time then? You can shift the blame on me all you like but, if you keep presenting me with easy opportunities, i’m going to rip the piss out of you. No point weeping about it. Anyway i’m fucking bored with you, Mr(s) Roops is a much better challenge. Hey, perhaps you can lick her arse and get me banned? It seems unlikely, considering all the disgusting things you have said about her vagina and alleged sexual promiscuity. But you never know.......my enemy’s enemy can be my friend and all that shit. Worth a try Hardman, she hates me almost as much as you and your little brown tongued mates. Normally I would say “no need to thank me” but I think you fucking should. It’s not as if you would have thought of it yourself. Not in a million fucking years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 16, 2020 Report Share Posted July 16, 2020 1 hour ago, judgetwi said: So i’m “obsessively monitoring” you now Hardman? Not pissed this time then? You can shift the blame on me all you like but, if you keep presenting me with easy opportunities, i’m going to rip the piss out of you. No point weeping about it. Anyway i’m fucking bored with you, Mr(s) Roops is a much better challenge. Hey, perhaps you can lick her arse and get me banned? It seems unlikely, considering all the disgusting things you have said about her vagina and alleged sexual promiscuity. But you never know.......my enemy’s enemy can be my friend and all that shit. Worth a try Hardman, she hates me almost as much as you and your little brown tongued mates. Normally I would say “no need to thank me” but I think you fucking should. It’s not as if you would have thought of it yourself. Not in a million fucking years. You have a very small penis haven't you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted July 16, 2020 Report Share Posted July 16, 2020 On 15/07/2020 at 19:05, Frank said: I’m not convinced that’s entirely true, MC. What’s the thinking behind this? It was a generalisation Frank, an off the cuff remark. However, the evidence does seem to be backing my observations. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 16, 2020 Report Share Posted July 16, 2020 1 minute ago, Major Cunt said: It was a generalisation Frank, an off the cuff remark. However, the evidence does seem to be backing my observations. Good evening scum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted July 16, 2020 Report Share Posted July 16, 2020 15 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: You have a very small penis haven't you. I think he's a cowered husband. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted July 16, 2020 Report Share Posted July 16, 2020 1 minute ago, Earl of Punkape said: Good evening scum. Evening Earl. A good day golfing with the Angolan national team. Wanker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted July 16, 2020 Report Share Posted July 16, 2020 3 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Good evening scum. Do you think your beloved Jacob's in Jeff's black book? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 21, 2020 Report Share Posted July 21, 2020 On 05/07/2020 at 22:39, Stubby Pecker said: I was lead to believe a pugwash was what sailors did post buggery to empty their arseholes of vile spunk. I believe the filthy deviants use a straw for that nowadays. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 21, 2020 Report Share Posted July 21, 2020 On 19/07/2020 at 08:36, JohnnySaucePants said: It's sort of interesting. She's not a bad looking bird. Just cant help wondering if Epstein, Prince Andrew or maybe Trump, gave the filthy cow one up the chutney. She reminds me of that woman in Blake's 7, Servelan? who Eric used up boxes of Kleenex on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 21, 2020 Report Share Posted July 21, 2020 12 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: She reminds me of that woman in Blake's 7, Servelan? who Eric used up boxes of Kleenex on. Jacqueline Pearce. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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