Stubby Pecker Posted July 4, 2020 Report Share Posted July 4, 2020 9 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said: Fuck off you creepy cunt. Rattled Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted July 5, 2020 Report Share Posted July 5, 2020 8 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Rattled You should really have adjusted the contrast on that Reed Bunting shot before you posted it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted July 5, 2020 Report Share Posted July 5, 2020 8 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Rattled Have you been necking Lager & Lime at The Ship? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted July 5, 2020 Report Share Posted July 5, 2020 19 hours ago, JohnnySaucePants said: Oh no not this fucking pile of 'Ain't I hard?' cock and bullshit movie that lives up its own arse in a celebrated rust belt landscape of incompetents, wackos and amateur gangsters. No wonder the rest of the world laughs at us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 5, 2020 Report Share Posted July 5, 2020 18 minutes ago, JohnnySaucePants said: True, but still far better than the equivalent American likes of die hard shite and cobblers infesting the entertainment channels. Also. i vacated the pikey, chav, and now covid infested ilse"s a few decades ago so feel entitled to scoff at some of the hapless cunts still living there. Especially the likes of Ape. What a cunt. Toodle pip. Glad you’re not rattled to the point you feel the need to continually name-drop me. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 5, 2020 Report Share Posted July 5, 2020 11 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: Glad you’re not rattled to the point you feel the need to continually name-drop me. I’d like to drop you into the Lion enclosure at Longleat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 5, 2020 Report Share Posted July 5, 2020 1 minute ago, Earl of Punkape said: I’d like to drop you into the Lion enclosure at Longleat. That would involve you not being a weedy little faggot, so it’s never going to happen. “Lol”. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 5, 2020 Report Share Posted July 5, 2020 Just now, JohnnySaucePants said: Morning, Hows your mother?, No, not rattled at all, i just like picking on you. In order to “pick on me” you’d need to be a big beast. You’re a maggot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 5, 2020 Report Share Posted July 5, 2020 1 hour ago, Earl of Punkape said: I’d like to drop you into the Lion enclosure at Longleat. No doubt while firmly gripping his cock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 6, 2020 Report Share Posted July 6, 2020 4 hours ago, JohnnySaucePants said: So now your telling me your obese, how utterly vile and disgusting. Do you use talcum powder under yer moobs to help with the chaffing. Also, when did you last see your pecker. I quite like you JSP, but don't start punching above your weight. @Ape™️ will fucking eat you alive and shit your remains into a bamboo steamer. And if you try getting cunty with me, you're properly fucked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 6, 2020 Report Share Posted July 6, 2020 3 hours ago, JohnnySaucePants said: I quite like you too so have no intentions of getting cunty. As for @ape , from memory he started this little tiff because he took exception to an insignificant comment i made about his mother and had me banned "again" by roops. Ive got this image of him as an obese chair ridden key board warrior wannabe, living with his mother in a council gaff in Hull, or Liverpool. Plus i dont think he's particularly bright. I could be wrong of course, but a cunt he certainly is. He couldnt eat me alive, couldnt catch me with his little T Rex arms in relation to his oversized obese corpse like body. Besides i'm far too old and skinny to be worthwhile eating. I was hoping this year to travel back to Blighty for an extended holiday for a few months. Instead i've had to make do with buying some more kippers for breakfast. I do like a good scottish kipper. The best kippers come from the Isle of Man. However, leaving to me side the fact that they’re from Jockland, I’d thoroughly recommend the Arbroath Smokie as a delicious kipper type snack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted July 6, 2020 Report Share Posted July 6, 2020 11 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: I’d like to drop you into the Lion enclosure at Longleat. Wouldn't the gorilla enclosure make him feel more at home, and you for that matter if you're holding his cock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 6, 2020 Report Share Posted July 6, 2020 4 hours ago, JohnnySaucePants said: I quite like you too so have no intentions of getting cunty. As for @ape , from memory he started this little tiff because he took exception to an insignificant comment i made about his mother and had me banned "again" by roops. Ive got this image of him as an obese chair ridden key board warrior wannabe, living with his mother in a council gaff in Hull, or Liverpool. Plus i dont think he's particularly bright. I could be wrong of course, but a cunt he certainly is. He couldnt eat me alive, couldnt catch me with his little T Rex arms in relation to his oversized obese corpse like body. Besides i'm far too old and skinny to be worthwhile eating. I was hoping this year to travel back to Blighty for an extended holiday for a few months. Instead i've had to make do with buying some more kippers for breakfast. I do like a good scottish kipper. Well, I can't really argue with that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted July 6, 2020 Report Share Posted July 6, 2020 1 hour ago, King Billy said: The best kippers come from the Isle of Man. However, leaving to me side the fact that they’re from Jockland, I’d thoroughly recommend the Arbroath Smokie as a delicious kipper type snack. What part of the Isle Of Man .. Douglas, Peel, Ballaugh, Castletown? Did you stop to say hello to the little people when you crossed the Fairy Bridge? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 6, 2020 Report Share Posted July 6, 2020 1 hour ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Wouldn't the gorilla enclosure make him feel more at home, and you for that matter if you're holding his cock. Peasant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted July 6, 2020 Report Share Posted July 6, 2020 5 hours ago, JohnnySaucePants said: I quite like you too so have no intentions of getting cunty. As for @ape , from memory he started this little tiff because he took exception to an insignificant comment i made about his mother and had me banned "again" by roops. Ive got this image of him as an obese chair ridden key board warrior wannabe, living with his mother in a council gaff in Hull, or Liverpool. Plus i dont think he's particularly bright. I could be wrong of course, but a cunt he certainly is. He couldnt eat me alive, couldnt catch me with his little T Rex arms in relation to his oversized obese corpse like body. Besides i'm far too old and skinny to be worthwhile eating. I was hoping this year to travel back to Blighty for an extended holiday for a few months. Instead i've had to make do with buying some more kippers for breakfast. I do like a good scottish kipper. ApeTM is a really nice guy, but yes he's not too bright or interesting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted July 6, 2020 Report Share Posted July 6, 2020 14 hours ago, JohnnySaucePants said: True, but still far better than the equivalent American likes of die hard shite and cobblers infesting the entertainment channels. Also. i vacated the pikey, chav, and now covid infested ilse"s a few decades ago so feel entitled to scoff at some of the hapless cunts still living there. Especially the likes of Ape. What a cunt. Toodle pip. Yeah, yeah, yeah Old Boy, fucking magic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted July 6, 2020 Report Share Posted July 6, 2020 13 hours ago, Ape™️ said: In order to “pick on me” you’d need to be a big beast. You’re a maggot. I would imagine that the fact that for your entire life you have had a plate full of Farleys Rusks soaked in hot milk for breakfast has made you rather "big". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 6, 2020 Report Share Posted July 6, 2020 11 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said: ApeTM is a really nice guy, but yes he's not too bright or interesting. Neither of which you will ever be described as. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted July 10, 2020 Report Share Posted July 10, 2020 On 03/07/2020 at 22:55, Eric Cuntman said: I bet you walk like a carpet fitter. Like he's walking a brace of pitbulls with each arm. I can actually picture him like that. What a wanker 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted July 10, 2020 Report Share Posted July 10, 2020 1 hour ago, Major Cunt said: Like he's walking a brace of pitbulls with each arm. I can actually picture him like that. What a wanker Consensus out of nonsense achieved. Well done boys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted July 10, 2020 Report Share Posted July 10, 2020 1 hour ago, Major Cunt said: Like he's walking a brace of pitbulls with each arm. I can actually picture him like that. What a wanker Skanky whore Gyps aside, you’ve got to be the most wooden fucking vacuous piece of shit on here. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted July 10, 2020 Report Share Posted July 10, 2020 15 minutes ago, Frank said: Skanky whore Gyps aside, you’ve got to be the most wooden fucking vacuous piece of shit on here. Besides yourself. Why do you even bother? You really are a fucking idiot. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 10, 2020 Report Share Posted July 10, 2020 1 hour ago, Frank said: Skanky whore Gyps aside, you’ve got to be the most wooden fucking vacuous piece of shit on here. Sound the pot-kettle-black klaxon. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted July 10, 2020 Report Share Posted July 10, 2020 1 hour ago, Frank said: Skanky whore Gyps aside, you’ve got to be the most wooden fucking vacuous piece of shit on here. Frank, I have just got back from Venice. Despite a good meal at the 'Osteria Alle Testiere', I consider the place to still be a shithole. Thank God I wasn't paying to be there. Give it a miss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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