Dave Umbongo Posted June 1, 2020 Report Share Posted June 1, 2020 Fucking cunts of society that deserve crucifying from their own masts. I cancelled a contract on line in January and all went quiet until today when I received an arrears invoice because apparently if you haven't used a PAC or STAC code in 30 days the contract continues. Well no cunt told me and more importantly no cunt has issued a PAC or STAC code for me to use within the 30 days. So it would appear if you want to cancel a mobile contract you have to be on hold for 35+ minutes before speaking to Mohammed in pidgeon English to get the cunts to cancel the contract you 'cancelled' on their website 5 months ago. Fucking wankers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 1, 2020 Report Share Posted June 1, 2020 6 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Fucking cunts of society that deserve crucifying from their own masts. I cancelled a contract on line in January and all went quiet until today when I received an arrears invoice because apparently if you haven't used a PAC or STAC code in 30 days the contract continues. Well no cunt told me and more importantly no cunt has issued a PAC or STAC code for me to use within the 30 days. So it would appear if you want to cancel a mobile contract you have to be on hold for 35+ minutes before speaking to Mohammed in pidgeon English to get the cunts to cancel the contract you 'cancelled' on their website 5 months ago. Fucking wankers. So did Mohammed cancel your mobile phone providings? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted June 1, 2020 Author Report Share Posted June 1, 2020 15 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: So did Mohammed cancel your mobile phone providings? The useless fucking rag head mong has now. Although, I don't think the cunt was working from home as it sounded as though he had nipped into a curry house for lunch. If I was being cynical I would say perhaps he's answering phones for 3UK while working in his uncles restaurant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted June 1, 2020 Report Share Posted June 1, 2020 3 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Fucking cunts of society that deserve crucifying from their own masts. I cancelled a contract on line in January and all went quiet until today when I received an arrears invoice because apparently if you haven't used a PAC or STAC code in 30 days the contract continues. Well no cunt told me and more importantly no cunt has issued a PAC or STAC code for me to use within the 30 days. So it would appear if you want to cancel a mobile contract you have to be on hold for 35+ minutes before speaking to Mohammed in pidgeon English to get the cunts to cancel the contract you 'cancelled' on their website 5 months ago. Fucking wankers. You are a horrifically vapid cunt Drew. For someone claiming to earn income from owning and renting property, which prompts an assumption you have a certain degree of life experience, the vast (vast) majority of those who can use a mobile phone know a PAC code is an essential part of the process when swapping or terminating providers. My niece, who is 12, knows this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted June 1, 2020 Author Report Share Posted June 1, 2020 Yes, but I was brought up with phone boxes that took 2p's and shillings so a PAC code seems just like some unnecessary shit to make something much more complicated than it needs to be in order for service providers to make it as difficult as possible for punters to leave. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted June 1, 2020 Report Share Posted June 1, 2020 1 hour ago, Wolfie said: My niece, who is 12, knows this. I bet she does, and a lot more. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted June 1, 2020 Report Share Posted June 1, 2020 23 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: I bet she does, and a lot more. she's from Purley.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 1, 2020 Report Share Posted June 1, 2020 2 hours ago, Wolfie said: You are a horrifically vapid cunt Drew. For someone claiming to earn income from owning and renting property, which prompts an assumption you have a certain degree of life experience, the vast (vast) majority of those who can use a mobile phone know a PAC code is an essential part of the process when swapping or terminating providers. My niece, who is 12, knows this. Mr Bond may I present my “niece”........ lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 2, 2020 Report Share Posted June 2, 2020 9 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: Mr Bond may I present my “niece”........ lol. Would make a change from ‘presenting your arsehole.’ 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted June 2, 2020 Report Share Posted June 2, 2020 12 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Yes, but I was brought up with phone boxes that took 2p's and shillings so a PAC code seems just like some unnecessary shit to make something much more complicated than it needs to be in order for service providers to make it as difficult as possible for punters to leave. Just tell Ranjit that you've pressed button B and your penny didn't come back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted June 2, 2020 Report Share Posted June 2, 2020 Cop killer Harry Roberts was caught in a phone box .. he pressed button b and four coppers leapt out. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuggerLugs Posted June 2, 2020 Report Share Posted June 2, 2020 On 01/06/2020 at 22:30, Witheredscrote said: I bet she does, and a lot more. Ooooof! Mind you, I forgot you're a mongrel Frog, perhaps with a splash of Near East? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted June 4, 2020 Report Share Posted June 4, 2020 On 02/06/2020 at 20:38, BuggerLugs said: Ooooof! Mind you, I forgot you're a mongrel Frog, perhaps with a splash of Near East? Soppy cunt. He's been splashed on by chaps from the Near East, that's a given. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuggerLugs Posted June 5, 2020 Report Share Posted June 5, 2020 On 04/06/2020 at 12:00, Stubby Pecker said: Soppy cunt. He's been splashed on by chaps from the Near East, that's a given. Most certainly. Worst thing is tho Stubbs, my reply has also appears to have been splashed on by some cunt. I could've sworn I typed the shortened version of "person of Pakistani origin " and not "Near East". Henceforth, I shall be known as "North of Sheffield, South of Bradford, West of Hull, nowhere near fucking Liverpool". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 5, 2020 Report Share Posted June 5, 2020 58 minutes ago, BuggerLugs said: Most certainly. Worst thing is tho Stubbs, my reply has also appears to have been splashed on by some cunt. I could've sworn I typed the shortened version of "person of Pakistani origin " and not "Near East". Henceforth, I shall be known as "North of Sheffield, South of Bradford, West of Hull, nowhere near fucking Liverpool". “Tho” What sort of English is that? Are you a baboon or a cretinous painter and decorator from Walthamstow? Don’t bother replying and fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted June 5, 2020 Report Share Posted June 5, 2020 1 hour ago, BuggerLugs said: Most certainly. Worst thing is tho Stubbs, my reply has also appears to have been splashed on by some cunt. I could've sworn I typed the shortened version of "person of Pakistani origin " and not "Near East". Henceforth, I shall be known as "North of Sheffield, South of Bradford, West of Hull, nowhere near fucking Liverpool". From the term Near East I imagined Turkey, Armenia or some other Asia Minor dump populated by monobrowed swarthy savages. If you'd have said Curry Munchers we'd be in no doubt as to whom you referred. But it's certain punkers has received dirty man goo from most citizens recognised by the United Nations. Probably marks them off on a big map of the world in his bedroom in his mums house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted June 5, 2020 Report Share Posted June 5, 2020 24 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: cretinous painter and decorator from Walthamstow I take it that employing such person is not vert prudent. Do you have any pointers for the preferable place of origin of a guaranteed quality decorator? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted June 5, 2020 Report Share Posted June 5, 2020 23 minutes ago, White Cunt said: I take it that employing such person is not vert prudent. Do you have any pointers for the preferable place of origin of a guaranteed quality decorator? Soppy cunt. Punkers always employs tradesmen originating from South of the Sahel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted June 5, 2020 Report Share Posted June 5, 2020 3 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Soppy cunt. Punkers always employs tradesmen originating from South of the Sahel Then his hovel must really reek of mud liberally applied by hand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuggerLugs Posted June 6, 2020 Report Share Posted June 6, 2020 19 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: Are you a baboon or a cretinous painter and decorator from Walthamstow? For fucks sake, pay attention. I'm obviously a northerner you thick cunt. And a Baboon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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