Stubby Pecker Posted May 29, 2020 Report Share Posted May 29, 2020 3 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said: Stubby .. I have seen lots of Large Skipper Butterflies today .. they're about three weeks earlier than they should be .. what's going on? It's May not March you senile old bat Redstart, spotted flycatcher, wood warbler and cuckoo this morning all before you'd shaved, laid a huge steaming man turd and selected the days floral dress to fit a 6ft 4" bloke 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Monaco Slim Posted May 29, 2020 Report Share Posted May 29, 2020 11 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: I like the way you ignore the rather salient point of mortality rate...anyway ...what he said. If coronavirus is such a killer virus then why does every single article about someone dying claim that the person dying was an old cunt just like you with underlying health conditions? Just MAYBE they died from those conditions and not the fake virus you're so scared of you pathetic cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted May 29, 2020 Report Share Posted May 29, 2020 1 minute ago, Monaco Slim said: If coronavirus is such a killer virus then why does every single article about someone dying claim that the person dying was an old cunt just like you with underlying health conditions? Just MAYBE they died from those conditions and not the fake virus you're so scared of you pathetic cunt. You utter fucking still wet behind the ears, mongoloid afterbirth. You've got a better chance of pissing out of your tear ducts than winning this one, so at least make it entertaining or fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Monaco Slim Posted May 29, 2020 Report Share Posted May 29, 2020 2 minutes ago, Roadkill said: You utter fucking still wet behind the ears, mongoloid afterbirth. You've got a better chance of pissing out of your tear ducts than winning this one, so at least make it entertaining or fuck off. NHS clapper detected. Go fuck yourself in the arse pussy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted May 29, 2020 Report Share Posted May 29, 2020 Just now, Monaco Slim said: NHS clapper detected. Go fuck yourself in the arse pussy Mediocre. You're all show and no fucking talent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Monaco Slim Posted May 29, 2020 Report Share Posted May 29, 2020 1 minute ago, Roadkill said: Mediocre. You're all show and no fucking talent. If we had teams on this website I would be the undisputed #1 draft pick. The corner has never seen the kind of generational talent from a poster in many moons. You're the kind of poster who has faded in to obscurity and has to use my name to get in the spotlight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted May 29, 2020 Report Share Posted May 29, 2020 5 minutes ago, Monaco Slim said: If we had teams on this website I would be the undisputed #1 draft pick. The corner has never seen the kind of generational talent from a poster in many moons. You're the kind of poster who has faded in to obscurity and has to use my name to get in the spotlight. We don't need teams for me to consider you a daft prick. I just fail to see anything coming out of you other than generic, repetitive shite that fuckers have done a thousand times better before you. And even they were still pretty shit. You're underwhelming - a loud mouthed little spacker with nowt interesting to say. Make. Me. Laugh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Monaco Slim Posted May 29, 2020 Report Share Posted May 29, 2020 Just now, Roadkill said: We don't need teams for me to consider you a daft prick. I just fail to see anything coming out of you other than generic, repetitive shite that fuckers have done a thousand times better before you. And even they were still pretty shit. You're underwhelming - a loud mouthed little spacker with nowt interesting to say. Make. Me. Laugh. I didn't even notice any of your posts before you replied to me you worthless benchwarmer of a poster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted May 29, 2020 Report Share Posted May 29, 2020 Just now, Monaco Slim said: I didn't even notice any of your posts before you replied to me you worthless benchwarmer of a poster. I've clearly made some kind of impact. You're practically frothing at the mouth already. Angry little doylum. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Monaco Slim Posted May 29, 2020 Report Share Posted May 29, 2020 Just now, Roadkill said: I've clearly made some kind of impact. You're practically frothing at the mouth already. Angry little doylum. That's laughable, I could bring in a chimpanzee that could make a bigger impact than you. The only impact you've ever made was the +1 impact you made to the unemployment rate with your job centre sign on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Monaco Slim Posted May 29, 2020 Report Share Posted May 29, 2020 How do you post 5213 times within 1 year and hold down a full time job? I work from home and couldn't do that you unemployed piece of trash, you should be thanking people like me for putting food on your table. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted May 29, 2020 Report Share Posted May 29, 2020 Just now, Monaco Slim said: How do you post 5213 times within 1 year and hold down a full time job? I work from home and couldn't do that you unemployed piece of trash, you should be thanking people like me for putting food on your table. I really joined in 2016. The technical explanation behind my displayed join date would only confuse your simple little reptile brain, so I'll just say I'm a time traveller. You seem to be very interested in statistics and numbers on here - I bet you wank yourself silly every night dreaming of being on the leaderboard - try hard little exhibitionist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Monaco Slim Posted May 29, 2020 Report Share Posted May 29, 2020 1 minute ago, Roadkill said: I really joined in 2016. The technical explanation behind my displayed join date would only confuse your simple little reptile brain, so I'll just say I'm a time traveller. You seem to be very interested in statistics and numbers on here - I bet you wank yourself silly every night dreaming of being on the leaderboard - try hard little exhibitionist. https://employzone.co.uk/job-view/gb-london/domestic-cleaner-needed/neuvoo/493031350?utm_campaign=google_jobs_apply&utm_source=google_jobs_apply&utm_medium=organic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted May 29, 2020 Report Share Posted May 29, 2020 Just now, Monaco Slim said: https://employzone.co.uk/job-view/gb-london/domestic-cleaner-needed/neuvoo/493031350?utm_campaign=google_jobs_apply&utm_source=google_jobs_apply&utm_medium=organic Thanks, I'll put it on the list - bit far, mind. You're decent as a job adviser, but nowt special in terms of cunting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 29, 2020 Report Share Posted May 29, 2020 (edited) 36 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Thanks, I'll put it on the list - bit far, mind. You're decent as a job adviser, but nowt special in terms of cunting. That may well be the case, RK, but no cunt can compete with The Roops Work Coach Team at CC HQ. Edited May 29, 2020 by 'eavensabove POINTLESS WASHING ME HANDS. I'M DONE FOR. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 29, 2020 Report Share Posted May 29, 2020 12 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: That may well be the case, RK, but no cunt can compete with The Roops Work Coach Team at CC HQ. Nice to see The Samaritans enjoying their work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 29, 2020 Report Share Posted May 29, 2020 Just now, camberwell gypsy said: Nice to see The Samaritans enjoying their work. … It's the NHS Track N Trace Collective. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 29, 2020 Report Share Posted May 29, 2020 31 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: … It's the NHS Track N Trace Collective. More like the Urban Cookie Collective Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted May 30, 2020 Report Share Posted May 30, 2020 8 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: It's May not March you senile old bat Redstart, spotted flycatcher, wood warbler and cuckoo this morning all before you'd shaved, laid a huge steaming man turd and selected the days floral dress to fit a 6ft 4" bloke Large Skippers should first appear in mid to late June .. so today you have seen and heard nothing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted May 30, 2020 Report Share Posted May 30, 2020 12 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: If the leg work doesn't get done the Oxbridge educated authors (who can't tell the difference between a linnet and a corn bunting) can't take all the credit. They're welcome to it; all those hours in the field are priceless and give one memories money can't buy. However, back the issue of chinky flu; 0.056% of the UKs population has died, the vast majority were on their last legs anyway or deserved to for being fat shits who smoked their lungs to a ragged mess. If this were to end tomorrow you'll more than likely find the death rate for the next few years would be at an all time low as all the sickly old cunts have been culled off. Comparing death rates from previous years for the same periods will be very problematic and inaccurate due to the many factors that influence them. 0.056% of the population and all useless old fuckers. Hardly worth shutting the nation down and putting us 100s billions of £s in debt for years to come Still, at least HS2 will be cancelled HS2 is a deeply flawed undertaking in all respects IMO. Still, it would have been simpler to say, "oops, I didn't check" as the premise relies on some as yet unquantified assumptions, not least a predictive analysis on a "what if" scenario where no lockdown protocols were enacted. What would have been the "R" factor and subsequent deaths if no emergency regulations were in force? What would the non-covid mortality rate be with a swamped NHS hampered by a large proportion of staff out of action through contracting the disease? On balance I think the scientists and politicos having stared into the abyss before them had no choice but to take the steps they did. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted May 30, 2020 Report Share Posted May 30, 2020 22 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: HS2 is a deeply flawed undertaking in all respects IMO. Still, it would have been simpler to say, "oops, I didn't check" as the premise relies on some as yet unquantified assumptions, not least a predictive analysis on a "what if" scenario where no lockdown protocols were enacted. What would have been the "R" factor and subsequent deaths if no emergency regulations were in force? What would the non-covid mortality rate be with a swamped NHS hampered by a large proportion of staff out of action through contracting the disease? On balance I think the scientists and politicos having stared into the abyss before them had no choice but to take the steps they did. A lot of the alternative options re corvid always seem to somehow mean that the person proposing them in by sheer coincidence exempted from the limitations of the lockdown.I also note that a lot of the wailing is from people who seldom if ever venture outside their own abodes or who never go any further that what was already permitted in the lockdown right from the start. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted May 30, 2020 Report Share Posted May 30, 2020 12 hours ago, Monaco Slim said: If coronavirus is such a killer virus then why does every single article about someone dying claim that the person dying was an old cunt just like you with underlying health conditions? Just MAYBE they died from those conditions and not the fake virus you're so scared of you pathetic cunt. The problem conversing with you is that one should make a special effort and couch terms in a way a small child or a labrador understands... I do not agree that "every article about someone dying" from covid mentions underlying health issues. Its a moot point in any case as such articles never mentions the life expectancy of the deceased had they not contracted coronavirus. There are many people with chronic conditions who with the appropriate medication and/or lifestyle adjustments lead long and productive lives - or they did until covid-19 hit them. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Arthur Fuqs-Aches Posted May 30, 2020 Report Share Posted May 30, 2020 These sharks roped me in to this one and 'built me a contract' with the clause I must have their frankly crap sport output to get the price on the deal. Who wants to watch Portuguese volleyball and poxy rugby?This 'you must have' salesmanship is not cricket. Or volleyball. Cunts all of 'em. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted May 30, 2020 Report Share Posted May 30, 2020 58 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: There are many people with chronic conditions who with the appropriate medication and/or lifestyle adjustments lead long and productive lives - or they did until covid-19 hit them. There is also the issue that one friend on the "coalface" mentioned in that for some people with chronic conditions who take the relevant medicine in effect do not have an underlying condition. Often the underlying condition that they were not aware examples being diabetes which is a condition that most people who have it are not actually aware that their extra needs to go to the loo are caused by diabetes. There is also the situation where a person has some other short or medium term underlying illness that they were already being treated for at the same time as they are infected with corvid19. He say's that another reason for the near total lockdown was to try keep other seasonal infections down for the simple reason that having them would make you more vulnerable if you also got Corvid19. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 30, 2020 Report Share Posted May 30, 2020 46 minutes ago, Arthur Fuqs-Aches said: These sharks roped me in to this one and 'built me a contract' with the clause I must have their frankly crap sport output to get the price on the deal. Who wants to watch Portuguese volleyball and poxy rugby?This 'you must have' salesmanship is not cricket. Or volleyball. Cunts all of 'em. What with this and the Peter Rabbit books, people might start to think you're a bit of a gullible cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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