SKY or BT sports still charging for NO fucking sport

[Stubby Pecker]

15 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Leave my children alone. Own it you may. Rule it, I doubt.

Hold your horses there hardman. Young slim may have proven himself a right cunt of sorts by launching a first class shit flinging tirade at the all knowing roops, but to induct him into the cartel on one promising rant is a little premature. Have you not consulted the other great minds of the cartel and been told to go fuck yourself yet? I suspect his inclusion will be vetoed until he can prove himself in battle and not come out looking like a proper fucking spacker as is the case with virtually all his posts thus far.

I hope he soaks a mouldy dog turd in concentrated bleach and tucks in

[Mrs Roops]

1 hour ago, 'eavensabove said:

I wouldn't think that his beliefs have any influence at all during moments such as those we are in. Save for protecting his advisors and those who are better placed with dealing a crisis. He is little else but a spokesperson, and lets face it, a dire one at that. The real clout of government are behind the scenes, many of which we don't even know that names of. 

The whole problem with times such as these, is that they are continuously shrouded with mystery and the facts are fed to us in a way to instil some-kind of National mindset to appease us, make us feel that everything is under control provided that we all do exactly what we are told, and 'believe' in what is being told by our government. There's little else that the average Joe can do, really, is there?  

Damn the illuminati, damn them .

[Guest 'eavensabove]

32 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said:

Damn the illuminati, damn them .

 

 

[Stubby Pecker]

4 hours ago, Mrs Roops said:

I would have thought if the mortality rate was x3 of the seasonal types of flu then the world's response with lockdown, demands for PPE etc  would be somewhat muted compared to what's been happening over the past few months.

On a different note I don't buy the conspiracy of inflated death rates either - if anything such institutional machinations would want to massage the death count downwards in view of criticisms levelled at government for its relaxed approach to dealing with a threatened pandemic at the outset. Setting aside the obvious harm to the economy, Boris, for all his faults, is a libertarian who would find the experts' advice of rigid lockdowns and the micro-managing the individual's lifestyle and social behaviour an anathema contrary to his core beliefs.

Below is a table of the latest stats of this bullshit bat flu crap with the top 20 countries in terms of deaths:

Country	Population	Total Deaths	% of Population
USA	329,064,917	103,418	0.0314
UK	67,530,172	37,837	0.0560
Italy	60,550,075	33,142	0.0547
France	65,129,728	28,662	0.0440
Spain	46,736,776	27,119	0.0580
Brazil	211,049,527	26,764	0.0127
Belgium	11,539,328	9,430	0.0817
Mexico	127,575,529	9,044	0.0071
Germany	83,517,045	8,577	0.0103
Iran	82,913,906	7,677	0.0093
Canada	37,411,047	6,877	0.0184
Netherlands	17,097,130	5,931	0.0347
India	1,366,417,754	4,820	0.0004
China	1,433,783,686	4,634	0.0003
Turkey	83,429,615	4,461	0.0053
Russia	145,872,256	4,374	0.0030
Sweden	10,036,379	4,350	0.0433
Peru	32,510,453	4,099	0.0126
Ecuador	17,373,662	3,313	0.0191
Switzerland	8,591,365	1,919	0.0223
Top 20 Combined	4,238,130,350	336,448	0.0079

Please note the % of each countries population that have apparently snuffed it from this raging, uncontrollable killer of the entire human race. Any fucker with a basic understanding of demographics or in fact the ability to read numbers can see there's absolutely fuck all to worry about. I'd like to see the stats on those who've actually died from it in terms of their age and general health. I'm betting that 75% + are over 80 or/and have health issues. 

Wank Puffins. 

[Guest 'eavensabove]

4 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said:

Below is a table of the latest stats of this bullshit bat flu crap with the top 20 countries in terms of deaths:

Country	Population	Total Deaths	% of Population
USA	329,064,917	103,418	0.0314
UK	67,530,172	37,837	0.0560
Italy	60,550,075	33,142	0.0547
France	65,129,728	28,662	0.0440
Spain	46,736,776	27,119	0.0580
Brazil	211,049,527	26,764	0.0127
Belgium	11,539,328	9,430	0.0817
Mexico	127,575,529	9,044	0.0071
Germany	83,517,045	8,577	0.0103
Iran	82,913,906	7,677	0.0093
Canada	37,411,047	6,877	0.0184
Netherlands	17,097,130	5,931	0.0347
India	1,366,417,754	4,820	0.0004
China	1,433,783,686	4,634	0.0003
Turkey	83,429,615	4,461	0.0053
Russia	145,872,256	4,374	0.0030
Sweden	10,036,379	4,350	0.0433
Peru	32,510,453	4,099	0.0126
Ecuador	17,373,662	3,313	0.0191
Switzerland	8,591,365	1,919	0.0223
Top 20 Combined	4,238,130,350	336,448	0.0079

Please note the % of each countries population that have apparently snuffed it from this raging, uncontrollable killer of the entire human race. Any fucker with a basic understanding of demographics or in fact the ability to read numbers can see there's absolutely fuck all to worry about. I'd like to see the stats on those who've actually died from it in terms of their age and general health. I'm betting that 75% + are over 80 or/and have health issues. 

Wank Puffins. 

Add one more to the UK, Stubbs. I've been tracked & traced and just received a test kit.  

[Stubby Pecker]

Just now, 'eavensabove said:

Add one more to the UK, Stubbs. I've been tracked & traced and just received a test kit.  

Does said kit include and shovel, gallon of petrol, a box of matches and form to sign all your assets over to the state once your disease riddled carcass has gone up in flames?

[Guest 'eavensabove]

10 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said:

Does said kit include and shovel, gallon of petrol, a box of matches and form to sign all your assets over to the state once your disease riddled carcass has gone up in flames?

Indeed it does, save for the matches. The tight cunts. That's the NHS for yer. 

[Stubby Pecker]

2 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said:

Indeed it does, save for the matches. The tight cunts. That's the NHS for yer. 

Never mind. In this hot weather you should crisp up nicely in a few days if you just lie on the lawn. You'll probably end up being served in a chinky take away. How ironic.

[Guest 'eavensabove]

14 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said:

Never mind. In this hot weather you should crisp up nicely in a few days if you just lie on the lawn. You'll probably end up being served in a chinky take away. How ironic.

I've gone off me food Stubbs. 

[and]

36 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said:

Never mind. In this hot weather you should crisp up nicely in a few days if you just lie on the lawn. You'll probably end up being served in a chinky take away. How ironic.

Hang on, I was waiting for service in the Beijing Palace last night, some twat ordered a 33 and a 41, the slope behind the counter asked him if he wanted Fwank with that.

No wonder we've neither seen or heard from the cunt for months.

[Mrs Roops]

1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said:

Below is a table of the latest stats of this bullshit bat flu crap with the top 20 countries in terms of deaths:

Country	Population	Total Deaths	% of Population
USA	329,064,917	103,418	0.0314
UK	67,530,172	37,837	0.0560
Italy	60,550,075	33,142	0.0547
France	65,129,728	28,662	0.0440
Spain	46,736,776	27,119	0.0580
Brazil	211,049,527	26,764	0.0127
Belgium	11,539,328	9,430	0.0817
Mexico	127,575,529	9,044	0.0071
Germany	83,517,045	8,577	0.0103
Iran	82,913,906	7,677	0.0093
Canada	37,411,047	6,877	0.0184
Netherlands	17,097,130	5,931	0.0347
India	1,366,417,754	4,820	0.0004
China	1,433,783,686	4,634	0.0003
Turkey	83,429,615	4,461	0.0053
Russia	145,872,256	4,374	0.0030
Sweden	10,036,379	4,350	0.0433
Peru	32,510,453	4,099	0.0126
Ecuador	17,373,662	3,313	0.0191
Switzerland	8,591,365	1,919	0.0223
Top 20 Combined	4,238,130,350	336,448	0.0079

Please note the % of each countries population that have apparently snuffed it from this raging, uncontrollable killer of the entire human race. Any fucker with a basic understanding of demographics or in fact the ability to read numbers can see there's absolutely fuck all to worry about. I'd like to see the stats on those who've actually died from it in terms of their age and general health. I'm betting that 75% + are over 80 or/and have health issues. 

Wank Puffins. 

C'mon Stubbs, you can do better than that. A man with your science background knows full well that the stats are useless for backing up your premise. How do the figures compare against all deaths during the same period past and present? In other words you need to provide a control dataset to support your POV. People might think you are a mere data collator who leaves the insightful executive summary to a better qualified colleague when presenting co-authored scientific papers.  

[Miles]

1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said:

Never mind. In this hot weather you should crisp up nicely in a few days if you just lie on the lawn. You'll probably end up being served in a chinky take away. How ironic.

Stubby .. I have seen lots of Large Skipper Butterflies today .. they're about three weeks earlier than they should be .. what's going on?

[King Billy]

21 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said:

Stubby .. I have seen lots of Large Skipper Butterflies today .. they're about three weeks earlier than they should be .. what's going on?

It’s a well documented fact that your mince pies are about as much use as a flids arms at a bare knuckle fight.Therefore I have concluded that the UFOs you refer to are vultures, circling above their  soon to be lunch. 

[Miles]

11 minutes ago, King Billy said:

It’s a well documented fact that your mince pies are about as much use as a flids arms at a bare knuckle fight.Therefore I have concluded that the UFOs you refer to are vultures, circling above their  soon to be lunch. 

None of your business I am talking to a scientist.

[King Billy]

22 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said:

None of your business I am talking to a scientist.

Are you enquiring about embalming?

[Guest 'eavensabove]

2 minutes ago, King Billy said:

Are you enquiring about embalming?

Ask her mummy.

[King Billy]

Just now, 'eavensabove said:

Ask her mummy.

Let’s just wrap this up. We can’t keep returning to it. 

[Guest 'eavensabove]

4 minutes ago, King Billy said:

Let’s just wrap this up. We can’t keep returning to it. 

OK. Let's leave it until the next band age. 

[King Billy]

3 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said:

OK. Let's leave it until the next band age. 

Pharaoh enough.

[camberwell gypsy]

4 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said:

OK. Let's leave it until the next band age. 

Are you gonna Walk like an Egyptian?

[Guest 'eavensabove]

7 minutes ago, King Billy said:

Pharaoh enough.

I'll remember thebes times.

[Guest 'eavensabove]

7 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Are you gonna Walk like an Egyptian?

Yes, On Tootingkhommon. 

[King Billy]

21 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said:

Yes, On Tootingkhommon. 

Tut tut!

[Guest 'eavensabove]

5 minutes ago, King Billy said:

Tut tut!

Shu!  Toys Hor Us

[Stubby Pecker]

2 hours ago, Mrs Roops said:

C'mon Stubbs, you can do better than that. A man with your science background knows full well that the stats are useless for backing up your premise. How do the figures compare against all deaths during the same period past and present? In other words you need to provide a control dataset to support your POV. People might think you are a mere data collator who leaves the insightful executive summary to a better qualified colleague when presenting co-authored scientific papers.  

If the leg work doesn't get done the Oxbridge educated authors (who can't tell the difference between a linnet and a corn bunting) can't take all the credit. They're welcome to it; all those hours in the field are priceless and give one memories money can't buy.

However, back the issue of chinky flu; 0.056% of the UKs population has died, the vast majority were on their last legs anyway or deserved to for being fat shits who smoked their lungs to a ragged mess. If this were to end tomorrow you'll more than likely find the death rate for the next few years would be at an all time low as all the sickly old cunts have been culled off. Comparing death rates from previous years for the same periods will be very problematic and inaccurate due to the many factors that influence them. 0.056% of the population and all useless old fuckers. Hardly worth shutting the nation down and putting us 100s billions of £s in debt for years to come

Still, at least HS2 will be cancelled