Guest N/A Posted May 22, 2020 Report Share Posted May 22, 2020 So it’s the third month of lockdown and cunts like SKY and BT sport still expect people to be paying full charge for LIVE sports packages on their platforms.....when the only live sport ongoing at the moment is the world wanking championships .... held in Punk Apes bedroom..... has he died? so I have jacked off my member ship of both as it’s not going to be worth watching football played in empty stadiums for the next two years...even though Iam used to this being a man Citeh fan.... cheeky cunts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 22, 2020 Report Share Posted May 22, 2020 3 minutes ago, Monumental cunt said: So it’s the third month of lockdown and cunts like SKY and BT sport still expect people to be paying full charge for LIVE sports packages on their platforms.....when the only live sport ongoing at the moment is the world wanking championships .... held in Punk Apes bedroom..... has he died? so I have jacked off my member ship of both as it’s not going to be worth watching football played in empty stadiums for the next two years...even though Iam used to this being a man Citeh fan.... cheeky cunts Out of likes MC, but a good nomination. I have a friend with a medium sized sailing/diesel boat. He is still paying full whack to the marina where he has it parked. But unable to go there or sail it anywhere thanks to the government population control experiment. this is a massive load of bollocks. Any cunt who's died of cancer, AIDS or a car accident in the last 4 months has had 'Coronavirus' marked on their death certificate. It's all just been a test of how well the chemical and psychological pacification experiment of the last 40 years has panned out. And apparently it's worked. The government, via media, tells them all to go out on their doorsteps and clap like seals every Thursday and they do it. If they'd been told to run round their gardens on all fours, barking like dogs, they'd have done that too. The species is fucked, subjugated and totally under control. Fuck it. Push the red buttons and be done with it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted May 22, 2020 Report Share Posted May 22, 2020 5 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Out of likes MC, but a good nomination. I have a friend with a medium sized sailing/diesel boat. He is still paying full whack to the marina where he has it parked. But unable to go there or sail it anywhere thanks to the government population control experiment. this is a massive load of bollocks. Any cunt who's died of cancer, AIDS or a car accident in the last 4 months has had 'Coronavirus' marked on their death certificate. It's all just been a test of how well the chemical and psychological pacification experiment of the last 40 years has panned out. And apparently it's worked. The government, via media, tells them all to go out on their doorsteps and clap like seals every Thursday and they do it. If they'd been told to run round their gardens on all fours, barking like dogs, they'd have done that too. The species is fucked, subjugated and totally under control. Fuck it. Push the red buttons and be done with it. There was flu in 1989.... no one gave a fuck. It killed over 25000 in the uk..... no one stopped off work. This is a fucking load of shit playing straight into the hands of the chinks..... who fucking started this on purpose... fact. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 22, 2020 Report Share Posted May 22, 2020 19 hours ago, Monumental cunt said: There was flu in 1989.... no one gave a fuck. It killed over 25000 in the uk..... no one stopped off work. This is a fucking load of shit playing straight into the hands of the chinks..... who fucking started this on purpose... fact. I remember our primary school closing for 2 days due to a nits epidemic. I’d have thought that we’d have learned something from that. But no We’re still standing here scratching our heads. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted May 22, 2020 Report Share Posted May 22, 2020 19 hours ago, Monumental cunt said: There was flu in 1989.... no one gave a fuck. It killed over 25000 in the uk..... no one stopped off work. This is a fucking load of shit playing straight into the hands of the chinks..... who fucking started this on purpose... fact. You're bat shit crazy. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 22, 2020 Report Share Posted May 22, 2020 20 hours ago, Monumental cunt said: So it’s the third month of lockdown and cunts like SKY and BT sport still expect people to be paying full charge for LIVE sports packages on their platforms.....when the only live sport ongoing at the moment is the world wanking championships .... held in Punk Apes bedroom..... has he died? so I have jacked off my member ship of both as it’s not going to be worth watching football played in empty stadiums for the next two years...even though Iam used to this being a man Citeh fan.... cheeky cunts Televised sport is for Morlocks and Cretins.... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 22, 2020 Report Share Posted May 22, 2020 1 minute ago, Earl of Punkape said: Televised sport is for Morlocks and Cretins.... Doesn’t make you any less of a wanker though. Does it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 22, 2020 Report Share Posted May 22, 2020 16 minutes ago, King Billy said: I remember our primary school closing for 2 days due to a nits epidemic. I’d have thought that we’d have learned something from that. But no We’re still standing here scratching our heads. God knows what species of grubs and infestations were residing in your massage parlour....probably the same as you had at home! lol lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 22, 2020 Report Share Posted May 22, 2020 1 minute ago, Earl of Punkape said: God knows what species of grubs and infestations were residing in your massage parlour....probably the same as you had at home! lol lol. God doesn’t exist you stupid fucking cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 22, 2020 Report Share Posted May 22, 2020 Just now, King Billy said: God doesn’t exist you stupid fucking cunt. How do you know he doesn’t? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 22, 2020 Report Share Posted May 22, 2020 24 minutes ago, King Billy said: I remember our primary school closing for 2 days due to a nits epidemic. I’d have thought that we’d have learned something from that. But no We’re still standing here scratching our heads. You are 'eavensabove and I claim my free month of Sky sports package for June. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted May 22, 2020 Report Share Posted May 22, 2020 12 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: You are 'eavensabove and I claim my free month of Sky sports package for June. June Whitfield? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 22, 2020 Report Share Posted May 22, 2020 2 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: June Whitfield? Gawd bless 'er. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 22, 2020 Report Share Posted May 22, 2020 53 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: How do you know he doesn’t? Alan Carr exists. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted May 22, 2020 Report Share Posted May 22, 2020 1 hour ago, Earl of Punkape said: Televised sport is for Morlocks and Cretins.... Do you masterbate to Chess... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted May 23, 2020 Report Share Posted May 23, 2020 On 22/05/2020 at 02:44, Eric Cuntman said: Fuck it. Push the red buttons and be done with it. I said the same thing about a month ago, I don't want to be walking around with another shed-load of half-dead zombies, coughing and puking our lungs out with COVID, I was praying for an asteroid to hit the earth and put an end to it. I still can't say I personally know anybody who's actually died from it or suffered from it, it's just statistics in the paper and on tv. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 23, 2020 Report Share Posted May 23, 2020 12 minutes ago, Joker said: I still can't say I personally know anybody who's actually died from it or suffered from it, it's just statistics in the paper and on tv. I live more or less adjacent to a church, and there sure as hell aint been any burials or hearses queuing up 3 meters apart, despite the hundreds of so-called cases (including 5 deaths) in my manor alone. I do know of few people that have had or still have the disease and it aint no laughing matter... I've always said that every fucker has it, some will get ill, some will not and the rest will snuff it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted May 23, 2020 Report Share Posted May 23, 2020 1 minute ago, 'eavensabove said: I live more or less adjacent to a church, and there sure as hell aint been any burials or hearses queuing up 3 meters apart, despite the hundreds of so-called cases (including 5 deaths) in my manor alone. I do know of few people that have had or still have the disease and it aint no laughing matter... I've always said that every fucker has it, some will get ill, some will not and the rest will snuff it. A bit like cancer,so why the fuck are we going through this bollocks?......fuck lockdown and open the pubs you cunts,the cunts who snuff it are just collateral damage,and then at least I can go on holiday(unless I get it and die,and then it's a bastard) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 23, 2020 Report Share Posted May 23, 2020 4 minutes ago, Neil said: A bit like cancer,so why the fuck are we going through this bollocks?......fuck lockdown and open the pubs you cunts,the cunts who snuff it are just collateral damage,and then at least I can go on holiday(unless I get it and die,and then it's a bastard) To keep us all indoors until the cunts have sorted out how best to control us. They've already started, with their poxy 'emergency' instructions to all borough councils to provide cycle lanes on all major roads within weeks! The way's that we shop, work and 'play' have also been sorted, and I'd wager that whilst all of us been locked away, more cameras have been installed and the so-called 'track & trace' app has been finely tuned. EVERY cunt will be provided with a tweaked-smartphone. Job done, goodbye freedom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted May 23, 2020 Report Share Posted May 23, 2020 35 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: To keep us all indoors until the cunts have sorted out how best to control us. They've already started, with their poxy 'emergency' instructions to all borough councils to provide cycle lanes on all major roads within weeks! The way's that we shop, work and 'play' have also been sorted, and I'd wager that whilst all of us been locked away, more cameras have been installed and the so-called 'track & trace' app has been finely tuned. EVERY cunt will be provided with a tweaked-smartphone. Job done, goodbye freedom. Trip on this. The Government NEED the deaths to increase to justify the action they've undertaken to date. Remeber Professor Pantsdown's early worse-case scenarion was 1/2m carking it, so that, (together with the fact every other country was going into lockdown, irrespective of their health services, ppulation densities, age demographics, existing health of population and more intangible aspects such as national cultural responses to central government diktats), means the ends have to be made to justify the means. Just cos I'm paranoid doesn't mean the cunts aren't out to get me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 23, 2020 Report Share Posted May 23, 2020 (edited) 22 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: Just cos I'm paranoid doesn't mean the cunts aren't out to get me. True, Jiggers. Most governments are quick to label all conspiracy theorists as paranoid idiots, and we all know how many tracks they've covered since the word dot. That there is more to this 'outbreak' than is being made public, is fucking sacrosanct. They're already admitting to so-called 'make-believe' that they dismissed as being nonsense last month. Their latest bollocks, is that they have no real idea how or from where the virus originated, and yet nobody in Government (or in opposition) is standing up and asking why or questioning. All sides more or less agree with whatever crap comes from No.10 Not one single cunt is calling for an enquiry. Where the fuck is Farage? Edited May 23, 2020 by 'eavensabove DIPPING ME MASK IN DETOL FOR A MINUTE OR TWO. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 23, 2020 Report Share Posted May 23, 2020 18 hours ago, Monumental cunt said: Do you masterbate to Chess... Only when Murray Head sings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 23, 2020 Report Share Posted May 23, 2020 2 hours ago, Joker said: I said the same thing about a month ago, I don't want to be walking around with another shed-load of half-dead zombies, coughing and puking our lungs out with COVID, I was praying for an asteroid to hit the earth and put an end to it. I still can't say I personally know anybody who's actually died from it or suffered from it, it's just statistics in the paper and on tv. I've spoken to a number of friends of mine who are working in ICUs and they're so bored they've been doing video's formation dancing wearing their PPE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 23, 2020 Report Share Posted May 23, 2020 19 hours ago, Monumental cunt said: Do you masterbate to Chess... Well, he certainly beats the Bishop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 23, 2020 Report Share Posted May 23, 2020 On 22/05/2020 at 02:52, Monumental cunt said: There was flu in 1989.... no one gave a fuck. It killed over 25000 in the uk..... no one stopped off work. This is a fucking load of shit playing straight into the hands of the chinks..... who fucking started this on purpose... fact. It's not the first time that the squinty-eyed have purposely released poison onto its own people... The fucking Jap's did it with SARIN n a Tokoyo subway c1995, albeit without it having the same devastating affect. Cambodian cunt, Pol Pot, was another. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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