Eric Cuntman Posted May 22, 2020 Report Share Posted May 22, 2020 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: You see these cunts trying to do these tricks all the time. I have yet to have the privilege to see one of them maim themselves. Still, I live in hope. He was a good kid, funny anyway. I used to babysit him and his sisters sometimes. Once I just had him for a couple of hours. I needed to cut the grass, so I put the DVD of Beetlejuice on (ok for a 7 year old) and left him to it for half an hour. When I came in, he'd swapped it for South Park. The next day he was singing 'Shut Your Fucking Face Uncle Fucker'. Oops. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 22, 2020 Report Share Posted May 22, 2020 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: He was a good kid, funny anyway. I used to babysit him and his sisters sometimes. Once I just had him for a couple of hours. I needed to cut the grass, so I put the DVD of Beetlejuice on (ok for a 7 year old) and left him to it for half an hour. When I came in, he'd swapped it for South Park. The next day he was singing 'Shut Your Fucking Face Uncle Fucker'. Oops. I think when south park started many adults discovered it because of news reports that 8 year old were talking about it in school Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 22, 2020 Report Share Posted May 22, 2020 12 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: Who gives a fuck about your opinion? Va te faire foutre sil vous plait Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 22, 2020 Report Share Posted May 22, 2020 12 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: Do punters from the massages parlour leave pubic hairs on your furniture? Why? Would you like me to send you some? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 22, 2020 Report Share Posted May 22, 2020 7 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said: An amusing little trick as a child was to find a pebble and use a tennis racquet to bounce the pebble up and down a few times before giving it a real hard wack and waiting to hear it land on a shed greenhouse or a car .. you needed to have your exit strategy planned. Oen day I did the performance and heard dull thud and looked round to see where the pebble had landed, and noticed a cyclist lying beside the road looking somewhat shaken. I flipped the tennis racquet over a fence behind me and crossed the road to help him. Obviously he had not seen me with the racquet. He muttered something about what he would like to do with the cunt who had been throwing stones and after few minute thanked me for helping him and got back on his bike. BSNH. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 22, 2020 Report Share Posted May 22, 2020 2 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said: He was wearing a bowler hat .. said that his name was Major The Hon. John Wickham Gascoyne Beresford Steed. He must have left his Avenger at home that day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted May 22, 2020 Report Share Posted May 22, 2020 6 minutes ago, King Billy said: He must have left his Avenger at home that day. It was before he had an Avenger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted May 22, 2020 Report Share Posted May 22, 2020 11 minutes ago, King Billy said: BSNH. Bead Society of New Hampshire? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 22, 2020 Report Share Posted May 22, 2020 7 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said: An amusing little trick as a child was to find a pebble and use a tennis racquet to bounce the pebble up and down a few times before giving it a real hard wack and waiting to hear it land on a shed greenhouse or a car .. you needed to have your exit strategy planned. Oen day I did the performance and heard dull thud and looked round to see where the pebble had landed, and noticed a cyclist lying beside the road looking somewhat shaken. I flipped the tennis racquet over a fence behind me and crossed the road to help him. Obviously he had not seen me with the racquet. He muttered something about what he would like to do with the cunt who had been throwing stones and after few minute thanked me for helping him and got back on his bike. What a nasty cunt... He could have least given yer a farthing for saving him from being late to enrol for WWI. You should have left the cunt, returned with your rounders-bat, and finished him off, with mouth to mouth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 22, 2020 Report Share Posted May 22, 2020 12 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: Bead Society of New Hampshire? BullShit Never Happened. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted May 22, 2020 Report Share Posted May 22, 2020 11 minutes ago, King Billy said: BullShit Never Happened. Are you sure that bullshit has never happened? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 22, 2020 Report Share Posted May 22, 2020 6 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: Are you sure that bullshit has never happened? I wish you signing up for this site never happened 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted May 22, 2020 Report Share Posted May 22, 2020 10 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: I wish you signing up for this site never happened I was here long before you Stubby and just like you I am not important. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 29, 2020 Report Share Posted May 29, 2020 On 22/05/2020 at 19:12, camberwell gypsy said: I think when south park started many adults discovered it because of news reports that 8 year old were talking about it in school Never mind any of that, Gyps. I've received an email today, and then a poxy cardboard box arrives at me door. By all accounts, I've been tracked & traced having come into contact with a Covid. They haven't said who the fucker was, but I've only been to me local shop… They want me tested, Gyps, with a poxy swab on me tonsils and then up me nostrils (both of the fuckers) and then to isolate until further instructions. Are me organs of any use to ya? You're a nurse. Formerly Yours 'eavensabove Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 29, 2020 Report Share Posted May 29, 2020 (edited) I aint as yet displaying any associated symptoms (other than me normal ones) but I am breaking me neck for a shit. I dunno if I should enclose one of me stools? The poxy test tube the cunts have sent me is barely large enough to wash me coke with bicarb. Edited May 29, 2020 by 'eavensabove POINTLESS WASHING ME HANDS. I'M DONE FOR. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 29, 2020 Report Share Posted May 29, 2020 1 hour ago, 'eavensabove said: Never mind any of that, Gyps. I've received an email today, and then a poxy cardboard box arrives at me door. By all accounts, I've been tracked & traced having come into contact with a Covid. They haven't said who the fucker was, but I've only been to me local shop… They want me tested, Gyps, with a poxy swab on me tonsils and then up me nostrils (both of the fuckers) and then to isolate until further instructions. Are me organs of any use to ya? You're a nurse. Formerly Yours 'eavensabove How much do you want for your motor? And what size shoes do you wear? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 29, 2020 Report Share Posted May 29, 2020 1 hour ago, 'eavensabove said: Never mind any of that, Gyps. I've received an email today, and then a poxy cardboard box arrives at me door. By all accounts, I've been tracked & traced having come into contact with a Covid. They haven't said who the fucker was, but I've only been to me local shop… They want me tested, Gyps, with a poxy swab on me tonsils and then up me nostrils (both of the fuckers) and then to isolate until further instructions. Are me organs of any use to ya? You're a nurse. Formerly Yours 'eavensabove Can't play keyboards. But I can play many Dr Feelgood stuff on the harmonica. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 29, 2020 Report Share Posted May 29, 2020 5 minutes ago, King Billy said: How much do you want for your motor? And what size shoes do you wear? yer aint havin' me goods & chattles, I tell yer. Only me organs are up for grabs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 29, 2020 Report Share Posted May 29, 2020 33 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: yer aint havin' me goods & chattles, I tell yer. Only me organs are up for grabs. Aw Come on Eavens. Have a heart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 29, 2020 Report Share Posted May 29, 2020 52 minutes ago, King Billy said: Aw Come on Eavens. Have a heart. I'm being ostracised, KB. Discarded like a fucking leper, and I aint even been swabbed yet. Tracked & Traced, and belittled by some poxy Covid, in me own manor! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 29, 2020 Report Share Posted May 29, 2020 2 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: I'm being ostracised, KB. Discarded like a fucking leper, and I aint even been swabbed yet. Tracked & Traced, and belittled by some poxy Covid, in me own manor! I played poker with a leper once. Cunt kept chucking his hand in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 29, 2020 Report Share Posted May 29, 2020 2 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Can't play keyboards. But I can play many Dr Feelgood stuff on the harmonica. Oh, I do have a mouth organ that you're quite welcome to do your feelgood stuff with, before I snuff it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 29, 2020 Report Share Posted May 29, 2020 On 22 May 2020 at 21:16, Dawn Chorus said: I was here long before you Stubby and just like you I am not important. Tell that to your non existent kids. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 29, 2020 Report Share Posted May 29, 2020 4 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: yer aint havin' me goods & chattles, I tell yer. Only me organs are up for grabs. What you doing with that half bottle of hand sanitiser mate? No point in wasting it now. I won’t be able to pay you till after Christmas. I’m good for it though. Honest. My Bobby Sands are fucking filthy. See what I did there? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 29, 2020 Report Share Posted May 29, 2020 (edited) 1 hour ago, King Billy said: What you doing with that half bottle of hand sanitiser mate? No point in wasting it now. I won’t be able to pay you till after Christmas. I’m good for it though. Honest. My Bobby Sands are fucking filthy. See what I did there? Me sanitiser? Not fucking likely. I polish me nuts with that, and as for me Bobby's, well, I aint going nowhere yet and I'd give my Right arm to be ambidextrous. I'll leave yer me toenails and be done with it. The rest is coming with me, up in the clouds. I don't know what cunt called it a "last will & testament," but then again I s'pose, it's a dead giveaway. Edited May 29, 2020 by 'eavensabove POINTLESS WASHING ME HANDS. I'M DONE FOR. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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