Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 21, 2020 Report Share Posted May 21, 2020 2 minutes ago, King Billy said: I’m just gonna go home baseically. For a supermarket sweep? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 21, 2020 Report Share Posted May 21, 2020 41 minutes ago, King Billy said: I used to love catapults. Funny I just remembered some great fucking capers with catapults years ago. Youngsters nowadays have completely missed out on proper growing up fun. Snowflakes the lot of them. The future isn’t worth a wank IMO. I had a competition Black Widow, the one with the forearm brace. I wanted a Diablo though. Imagine trying to explain the magic of that stuff to a 12 year old now, you probably couldn't get the retarded little cunt to look up from its iPhone enough for anything to register. If you want to confuse a modern day kid.. ask it what colour the sky is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 21, 2020 Report Share Posted May 21, 2020 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: . If you want to confuse a modern day kid.. ask it what colour the sky is. Or fire a marble at its forehead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 21, 2020 Report Share Posted May 21, 2020 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I had a competition Black Widow, the one with the forearm brace. I wanted a Diablo though. Imagine trying to explain the magic of that stuff to a 12 year old now, you probably couldn't get the retarded little cunt to look up from its iPhone enough for anything to register. If you want to confuse a modern day kid.. ask it what colour the sky is. Marbles or even better, ball bearings. Pure treasure to a catapult owning kid. I think I’m going to cry thinking about those days. I won’t though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 21, 2020 Report Share Posted May 21, 2020 Just now, King Billy said: Marbles or even better, ball bearings. Pure treasure to a catapult owning kid. I think I’m going to cry thinking about those days. I won’t though. The best ammo, as you say were ball-bearings. Particularly the 12mm ones out of car CV joints. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted May 22, 2020 Report Share Posted May 22, 2020 9 hours ago, Ape™️ said: Learned to solve the cube when I was about 14 - can still do it now. @Witheredscrote - fuck off. From Rubix's Cube to RC helicopters. What an exciting life you have led so far. 'The memoirs of Ape', a riveting read, printed on a toilet roll. lol 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted May 22, 2020 Report Share Posted May 22, 2020 7 hours ago, King Billy said: . The future isn’t worth a wank IMO. Who gives a fuck about your opinion? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 22, 2020 Report Share Posted May 22, 2020 27 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Who gives a fuck about your opinion? He wasn't talking about his opinion. 'IMO' stands for 'I Molest Ospreys'. He was probably trying to bond with you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted May 22, 2020 Report Share Posted May 22, 2020 7 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: He wasn't talking about his opinion. 'IMO' stands for 'I Molest Ospreys'. He was probably trying to bond with you. Octopuses not Ospreys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 22, 2020 Report Share Posted May 22, 2020 7 hours ago, King Billy said: I’m just gonna go home baseically. Do punters from the massages parlour leave pubic hairs on your furniture? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted May 22, 2020 Report Share Posted May 22, 2020 1 minute ago, Earl of Punkape said: Do punters from the massages parlour leave pubic hairs on your furniture? Are you involved in hair hare coursing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted May 22, 2020 Report Share Posted May 22, 2020 2 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: From Rubix's Cube to RC helicopters. What an exciting life you have led so far. 'The memoirs of Ape', a riveting read, printed on a toilet roll. lol Indeed - just two examples of things you’d be hopeless at, as you’re clearly not very bright. However, if I ever need advice on running my own business I’ll come straight to you - I know how successful you’ve been at that. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 22, 2020 Report Share Posted May 22, 2020 10 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I had a competition Black Widow, the one with the forearm brace. I wanted a Diablo though. Imagine trying to explain the magic of that stuff to a 12 year old now, you probably couldn't get the retarded little cunt to look up from its iPhone enough for anything to register. If you want to confuse a modern day kid.. ask it what colour the sky is. Agreed. Most kids these days know nothing of getting outdoors, getting up to no good and generally being annoying little cunts. Thinking of the shit we used to get up to as kids down fields and woods, I'm amazed none of us died. I came home from work turther day and found my stubblets attempting to ride their bikes on the trampoline. They'd also rigged the football net up on the 7ft fence so they could climb on top of the shed- I had to draw the line when I saw them making a death side from shed to oil tank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 22, 2020 Report Share Posted May 22, 2020 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: Agreed. Most kids these days know nothing of getting outdoors, getting up to no good and generally being annoying little cunts. Thinking of the shit we used to get up to as kids down fields and woods, I'm amazed none of us died. I came home from work turther day and found my stubblets attempting to ride their bikes on the trampoline. They'd also rigged the football net up on the 7ft fence so they could climb on top of the shed- I had to draw the line when I saw them making a death side from shed to oil tank. My neighbours 10 year old boy once placed his skateboard near the edge of their trampoline, climbed up onto the fence, and jumped onto the skateboard. It flipped up and hit him under the chin, he bounced off onto the ground and broke his arm. Sounds like he could be a Stubblet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted May 22, 2020 Report Share Posted May 22, 2020 4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: My neighbours 10 year old boy once placed his skateboard near the edge of their trampoline, climbed up onto the fence, and jumped onto the skateboard. It flipped up and hit him under the chin, he bounced off onto the ground and broke his arm. Sounds like he could be a Stubblet. Stubs kids are 24 and 27.... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted May 22, 2020 Report Share Posted May 22, 2020 3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: My neighbours 10 year old boy once placed his skateboard near the edge of their trampoline, climbed up onto the fence, and jumped onto the skateboard. It flipped up and hit him under the chin, he bounced off onto the ground and broke his arm. Sounds like he could be a Stubblet. An amusing little trick as a child was to find a pebble and use a tennis racquet to bounce the pebble up and down a few times before giving it a real hard wack and waiting to hear it land on a shed greenhouse or a car .. you needed to have your exit strategy planned. Oen day I did the performance and heard dull thud and looked round to see where the pebble had landed, and noticed a cyclist lying beside the road looking somewhat shaken. I flipped the tennis racquet over a fence behind me and crossed the road to help him. Obviously he had not seen me with the racquet. He muttered something about what he would like to do with the cunt who had been throwing stones and after few minute thanked me for helping him and got back on his bike. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted May 22, 2020 Report Share Posted May 22, 2020 9 minutes ago, Eddie said: Stubs kids are 24 and 27.... The oldest one is 42. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 22, 2020 Report Share Posted May 22, 2020 1 hour ago, Dawn Chorus said: The oldest one is 42. At least I've got some Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 22, 2020 Report Share Posted May 22, 2020 1 hour ago, Dawn Chorus said: The oldest one is 42. Is he on the level? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 22, 2020 Report Share Posted May 22, 2020 1 hour ago, Eddie said: Stubs kids are 24 and 27.... But doing time and having to wear that leg tag for knocking up Mrs Pecker after Brownies was worth it... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted May 22, 2020 Report Share Posted May 22, 2020 18 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said: Did you ever do anything fro Christian Aids? He very generously donated his A.I.D.S. to anybody who was picking up the soap in the showers at his private school and anybody who was unfortunate enough to drive into the bushes off the tee at the golf course. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted May 22, 2020 Report Share Posted May 22, 2020 3 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Is he on the level? No. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 22, 2020 Report Share Posted May 22, 2020 4 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said: An amusing little trick as a child was to find a pebble and use a tennis racquet to bounce the pebble up and down a few times before giving it a real hard wack and waiting to hear it land on a shed greenhouse or a car .. you needed to have your exit strategy planned. Oen day I did the performance and heard dull thud and looked round to see where the pebble had landed, and noticed a cyclist lying beside the road looking somewhat shaken. I flipped the tennis racquet over a fence behind me and crossed the road to help him. Obviously he had not seen me with the racquet. He muttered something about what he would like to do with the cunt who had been throwing stones and after few minute thanked me for helping him and got back on his bike. Must be dangerous falling off those Penny Farthings. Did his stove pipe hat get damaged? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 22, 2020 Report Share Posted May 22, 2020 4 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: My neighbours 10 year old boy once placed his skateboard near the edge of their trampoline, climbed up onto the fence, and jumped onto the skateboard. It flipped up and hit him under the chin, he bounced off onto the ground and broke his arm. Sounds like he could be a Stubblet. You see these cunts trying to do these tricks all the time. I have yet to have the privilege to see one of them maim themselves. Still, I live in hope. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted May 22, 2020 Report Share Posted May 22, 2020 2 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Must be dangerous falling off those Penny Farthings. Did his stove pipe hat get damaged? He was wearing a bowler hat .. said that his name was Major The Hon. John Wickham Gascoyne Beresford Steed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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