King Billy Posted May 21, 2020 Report Share Posted May 21, 2020 28 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: It’s a great pity you didn’t manage to kebab yourself with the aforementioned implement before disposal.Your local community would have heaved a collective sigh of relief before picketing your non ecumenical funeral... lol. Scum. Still rattled? Aren’t you getting enough cock? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 21, 2020 Report Share Posted May 21, 2020 28 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: I donate to CAFOD. Completely Against Fanny Only Dick. Bender. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 21, 2020 Report Share Posted May 21, 2020 1 hour ago, King Billy said: I used to have a spear gun a while back but I got rid of it as it was a dangerous thing to have around the house. The fucker let go a couple of times accidentally when I didn’t intend it to and it would have gone straight through anything alive in its way. I had to explain to the missus about the fucking hole in the wall when she came back home. The other time was in the garden and it skimmed passed a tree and stuck in the fence. Not really a household item. Ha! I fired my one into a door once, and had to drill the spear out. It would make short work of a robbers backbone, that's for sure. Shark fishing on dry land. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 21, 2020 Report Share Posted May 21, 2020 11 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: Ha! I fired my one into a door once, and had to drill the spear out. It would make short work of a robbers backbone, that's for sure. Shark fishing on dry land. I was surprised at the power of mine too. I’ve never scuba dived in my life so why I thought having a harpoon gun indoors was a good idea still puzzles me. Most things I’ve done in my life puzzle me and that really puzzles me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 21, 2020 Report Share Posted May 21, 2020 2 minutes ago, King Billy said: I was surprised at the power of mine too. I’ve never scuba dived in my life so why I thought having a harpoon gun indoors was a good idea still puzzles me. Most things I’ve done in my life puzzle me and that really puzzles me. Have you tried your hand with jig-saws? Puzzles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 21, 2020 Report Share Posted May 21, 2020 3 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: Have you tried your hand with jig-saws? Puzzles. I remember I had a Rubiks Cube and I didn’t have the heart to jumble it up cos I knew I wouldn’t be able to solve it before I lost my temper and smashed it to fuck and stamped all over it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 21, 2020 Report Share Posted May 21, 2020 4 minutes ago, King Billy said: I remember I had a Rubiks Cube and I didn’t have the heart to jumble it up cos I knew I wouldn’t be able to solve it before I lost my temper and smashed it to fuck and stamped all over it. The original ones were cool. You could swap the coloured stickers around. Cube, solved. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted May 21, 2020 Report Share Posted May 21, 2020 2 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: The original ones were cool. You could swap the coloured stickers around. Cube, solved. Learned to solve the cube when I was about 14 - can still do it now. @Witheredscrote - fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 21, 2020 Report Share Posted May 21, 2020 (edited) 8 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: Learned to solve the cube when I was about 14 - can still do it now. @Witheredscrote - fuck off. Clever cunt. I wouldn't know how to start. I can remember some freaky young kids on tele doing a cube in each hand in like less than 30 seconds. Mind you, I bet the little cunts cant make glass ships in glass bottles, like ol' 'eavens can. @Wolfie Edited May 21, 2020 by 'eavensabove CRAPPING FOR THE NHS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 21, 2020 Report Share Posted May 21, 2020 9 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: The original ones were cool. You could swap the coloured stickers around. Cube, solved. Fuck. Why didn’t I think of that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 21, 2020 Report Share Posted May 21, 2020 1 minute ago, King Billy said: Fuck. Why didn’t I think of that? More the point, why the fuck didn't the manufacturer? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 21, 2020 Report Share Posted May 21, 2020 1 minute ago, 'eavensabove said: Clever cunt. I wouldn't know how to start. I can remember some freaky young kids on tele doing a cube in each hand in like less than 30 seconds. Mind you, I bet the little cunts cant make glass ships in glass bottles, like ol' 'eavens can. I fucking hate clever cunt kids like them. If I caught any kid of mine being clever I’d drop it straight off at Barnardos and tell them I found it wandering on the motorway. Then I’d drive home like a bat out of hell and give her indoors a good thrashing with s leather belt. I’m just an old fashioned guy I guess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 21, 2020 Report Share Posted May 21, 2020 2 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: More the point, why the fuck didn't the manufacturer? Rubik was a Hungarian Cunt. I don’t think he made them all himself though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 21, 2020 Report Share Posted May 21, 2020 2 minutes ago, King Billy said: Rubik was a Hungarian Cunt. I don’t think he made them all himself though. Indeed, and Hungarian women use the Rubik cube as a pregnancy test. They shove it up their fanny, wait for 30 seconds, whip the fucker out and if its not solved they're pregnant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 21, 2020 Report Share Posted May 21, 2020 14 minutes ago, King Billy said: Fuck. Why didn’t I think of that? Or get one like Panza's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 21, 2020 Report Share Posted May 21, 2020 30 minutes ago, King Billy said: I fucking hate clever cunt kids like them. If I caught any kid of mine being clever I’d drop it straight off at Barnardos and tell them I found it wandering on the motorway. Then I’d drive home like a bat out of hell and give her indoors a good thrashing with s leather belt. I’m just an old fashioned guy I guess. Just like Ronnie Kray (substitute rent boy for wife) lol. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 21, 2020 Report Share Posted May 21, 2020 1 hour ago, 'eavensabove said: Ha! I fired my one into a door once, and had to drill the spear out. It would make short work of a robbers backbone, that's for sure. Shark fishing on dry land. 1 hour ago, King Billy said: I was surprised at the power of mine too. I’ve never scuba dived in my life so why I thought having a harpoon gun indoors was a good idea still puzzles me. Most things I’ve done in my life puzzle me and that really puzzles me. You two would have loved my 180lb pull, reverse draw crossbow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 21, 2020 Report Share Posted May 21, 2020 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: You two would have loved my 180lb pull, reverse draw crossbow. Powerful fucker... I had one of those small hand-held crossbows and that had some power (and speed) for its size. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 21, 2020 Report Share Posted May 21, 2020 25 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: (substitute rent boy for wife) Not my style thanks but you crack on. Jizz Guzzler. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 21, 2020 Report Share Posted May 21, 2020 25 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: You two would have loved my 180lb pull, reverse draw crossbow. I used to love catapults. Funny I just remembered some great fucking capers with catapults years ago. Youngsters nowadays have completely missed out on proper growing up fun. Snowflakes the lot of them. The future isn’t worth a wank IMO. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 21, 2020 Report Share Posted May 21, 2020 Just now, King Billy said: I used to love catapults. Funny I just remembered some great fucking capers with catapults years ago. Youngsters nowadays have completely missed out on proper growing up fun. Snowflakes the lot of them. The future isn’t worth a wank IMO. Too fucking right. Slingshots full of nails aimed for the eyes. Or one of these fuckers, knocked-up in yer shed using yer neighbours fences. Home Education for yer kids! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 21, 2020 Report Share Posted May 21, 2020 15 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: Too fucking right. Slingshots full of nails aimed for the eyes. Or one of these fuckers, knocked-up in yer shed using yer neighbours fences. Home Education for yer kids! B and Q? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 21, 2020 Report Share Posted May 21, 2020 3 minutes ago, King Billy said: B and Q? Make that yer first target, then adjust yer aim and go for WIKES. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 21, 2020 Report Share Posted May 21, 2020 5 minutes ago, King Billy said: B and Q? Yes, That's what I said. Education for yer kids: Brian & Quinn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 21, 2020 Report Share Posted May 21, 2020 1 minute ago, 'eavensabove said: Make that yer first target, then adjust yer aim and go for WIKES. I’m just gonna go home baseically. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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