Eric Cuntman Posted May 20, 2020 Report Share Posted May 20, 2020 33 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: It’s a Hurricane I’ve got - still shoots well. @Witheredscrote - before you decide to make any of your hilarious comments, just fuck off. Ditto. I picked up a new condition Hurricane at the end of last year. I took off the grips and made wooden ambidextrous ones though. Webley insisted on putting a thumb ridge on them, making them useless for me as a left hander. Same pistol as the tempest but a longer barrel and cylinder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 20, 2020 Report Share Posted May 20, 2020 2 hours ago, King Billy said: Where I grew up Eric that’s called a late starter. My old man would have given me a good hiding if I’d said I didn’t want to help him clean his gun. Probably have called me a poof or some other genetic abnormality. I loved the feel and was fascinated by the engineering precision of guns from the first time my dad let me just hold his Beretta 9mm. At the time he had left the Army and was part time in the UDR and the Beretta was his personal protection pistol. I remember he used to be dismantling and cleaning it and I’d always get the job of polishing the bullets. I think there were 15 in the clip and sometimes he’d hide 1 or 2 and tell me he’d shot someone the day before. I was always really pleased when he told me this. The only real firearms I've used are an SLR 303 rifle, and a Bofor 40 mm anti-aircraft cannon... I wish I still had access the latter. I still have a scuba speargun, which I'd have no hesitation in using if any cunt broke into my manor. No questions asked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted May 21, 2020 Report Share Posted May 21, 2020 15 hours ago, King Billy said: I’m not letting any cunt have my organs. Not the Yamaha or the Bontempi. What about the stylaphone and mouth organ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted May 21, 2020 Report Share Posted May 21, 2020 7 hours ago, Ape™️ said: It’s a Hurricane I’ve got - still shoots well. @Witheredscrote - before you decide to make any of your hilarious comments, just fuck off. Is you Hurricane one of those tethered ones that you fly around you on a long length of string? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 21, 2020 Report Share Posted May 21, 2020 4 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said: What about the stylaphone and mouth organ? Wolfie will have one of those, if there's one going. His own one is pretty-much washed up, completely rinsed-out and can only come out with a right load of old shit. He'll need a small-sized one though, to match the size of his prick, and preferably a mouth without teeth so that his face doesn't reject it, but as long as it can "puff" without needing to blow any wind, I'm sure he'll take it off yer hands, DC. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 21, 2020 Report Share Posted May 21, 2020 6 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said: Is you Hurricane one of those tethered ones that you fly around you on a long length of string? The eyes are starling to go as well as the mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 21, 2020 Report Share Posted May 21, 2020 22 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: The eyes are starling to go as well as the mind. Can yer not donate her some of yer organs? There must ne something that you'd only be too willing to give her, Stubbs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 21, 2020 Report Share Posted May 21, 2020 2 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: Can yer not donate her some of yer organs? There must ne something that you'd only be too willing to give her, Stubbs? A few dozen kicks in the cunt. I'll try to miss the cock and balls in there as well 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted May 21, 2020 Report Share Posted May 21, 2020 36 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: The eyes are starling to go as well as the mind. My eyes went four years ago "Tim". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted May 21, 2020 Report Share Posted May 21, 2020 13 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: Can yer not donate her some of yer organs? There must ne something that you'd only be too willing to give her, Stubbs? His heart, lungs, kidneys and liver would feed a Biafran for a year .. I can't say that his brain would feed anything as it will be the same size as a pea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted May 21, 2020 Report Share Posted May 21, 2020 15 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: A few dozen kicks in the cunt. I'll try to miss the cock and balls in there as well I had an injection in my right eye this morning if that helps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 21, 2020 Report Share Posted May 21, 2020 2 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: I had an injection in my right eye this morning if that helps. That's not patch on your Left one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 21, 2020 Report Share Posted May 21, 2020 1 hour ago, Dawn Chorus said: I had an injection in my right eye this morning if that helps. Back on topic; do you know the poor unfortunate car crash victim who donated their mangled pissflaps now crudely stitched on between your ball bag and arsehole? I'm sure her relatives would be happy that her death wasn't in vain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 21, 2020 Report Share Posted May 21, 2020 Just now, Stubby Pecker said: Back on topic; do you know the poor unfortunate car crash victim who donated their mangled pissflaps now crudely stitched on between your ball bag and arsehole? I'm sure her relatives would be happy that her death wasn't in vain Punker's was the grateful receiver of said piss-flaps, even though at first his body totally rejected them. He calls them his "Poppers Purse" and they're also where he keeps his small change. It's only his back wallet that takes notes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 21, 2020 Report Share Posted May 21, 2020 2 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said: I had an injection in my right eye this morning if that helps. Mrs Osoba at Torbay hospital? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted May 21, 2020 Report Share Posted May 21, 2020 46 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Mrs Osoba at Torbay hospital? There was no sign of the good lady today 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted May 21, 2020 Report Share Posted May 21, 2020 On 20/05/2020 at 16:18, 'eavensabove said: Punker's will have it. Throw in yer bollocks for good measure. I don't swing 'that way', I have standards to maintain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 21, 2020 Report Share Posted May 21, 2020 1 hour ago, Joker said: I don't swing 'that way', I have standards to maintain. I was thinking along the lines of once you've snuffed it. Punker's would pickle your penis and keep it in a jar for prosperity, taking it out only on a Sunday, for a breather. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 21, 2020 Report Share Posted May 21, 2020 19 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: The only real firearms I've used are an SLR 303 rifle, and a Bofor 40 mm anti-aircraft cannon... I wish I still had access the latter. I still have a scuba speargun, which I'd have no hesitation in using if any cunt broke into my manor. No questions asked. I used to have a spear gun a while back but I got rid of it as it was a dangerous thing to have around the house. The fucker let go a couple of times accidentally when I didn’t intend it to and it would have gone straight through anything alive in its way. I had to explain to the missus about the fucking hole in the wall when she came back home. The other time was in the garden and it skimmed passed a tree and stuck in the fence. Not really a household item. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 21, 2020 Report Share Posted May 21, 2020 7 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said: I had an injection in my right eye this morning if that helps. Stand clear of the dart board next time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 21, 2020 Report Share Posted May 21, 2020 17 minutes ago, King Billy said: I used to have a spear gun a while back but I got rid of it as it was a dangerous thing to have around the house. The fucker let go a couple of times accidentally when I didn’t intend it to and it would have gone straight through anything alive in its way. I had to explain to the missus about the fucking hole in the wall when she came back home. The other time was in the garden and it skimmed passed a tree and stuck in the fence. Not really a household item. It’s a great pity you didn’t manage to kebab yourself with the aforementioned implement before disposal.Your local community would have heaved a collective sigh of relief before picketing your non ecumenical funeral... lol. Scum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted May 21, 2020 Report Share Posted May 21, 2020 13 minutes ago, King Billy said: Stand clear of the dart board next time. BULLSEYE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted May 21, 2020 Report Share Posted May 21, 2020 Just now, Earl of Punkape said: It’s a great pity you didn’t manage to kebab yourself with the aforementioned implement before disposal.Your local community would have heaved a collective sigh of relief before picketing your non ecumenical funeral... lol. Scum. Did you ever do anything fro Christian Aids? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 21, 2020 Report Share Posted May 21, 2020 Just now, Dawn Chorus said: Did you ever do anything fro Christian Aids? I donate to CAFOD. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 21, 2020 Report Share Posted May 21, 2020 14 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: It’s a great pity you didn’t manage to kebab yourself with the aforementioned implement before disposal.Your local community would have heaved a collective sigh of relief before picketing your non ecumenical funeral... lol. Scum. Knowing where Bally Boy grew up the least of his worries would have been a poxy spear gun. Ironic really as you're attracted to spear chuckers lol lol! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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