Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 13, 2020 Report Share Posted May 13, 2020 11 hours ago, White Cunt said: What’s the Bosch connection? Boschosaurus (Free range/cornfed) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted May 15, 2020 Report Share Posted May 15, 2020 On 09/05/2020 at 10:02, Mrs Roops said: Just finished viewing season 1 of The Punisher - a satisfying demise to Agent Orange. ...and we've just finished season 2 - bit of a slow burner at first which tied up one loose end from season 1 and added a few interesting characters; a former neo-Nazi who took his born-again Christian fundamentalism to extreme ends and a psychiatrist with daddy issues. Most annoying award goes to the dumb as rocks NYPD detective. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 15, 2020 Report Share Posted May 15, 2020 8 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: ...and we've just finished season 2 - bit of a slow burner at first which tied up one loose end from season 1 and added a few interesting characters; a former neo-Nazi who took his born-again Christian fundamentalism to extreme ends and a psychiatrist with daddy issues. Most annoying award goes to the dumb as rocks NYPD detective. Replying to your own posts isn’t really a good look. Just saying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted May 16, 2020 Report Share Posted May 16, 2020 19 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: ...and we've just finished season 2 - bit of a slow burner at first which tied up one loose end from season 1 and added a few interesting characters; a former neo-Nazi who took his born-again Christian fundamentalism to extreme ends and a psychiatrist with daddy issues. Most annoying award goes to the dumb as rocks NYPD detective. ...forgot to mention that we've started on The Umbrella Academy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 16, 2020 Report Share Posted May 16, 2020 3 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: ...forgot to mention that we've started on The Umbrella Academy. Are you saving for a rainy day or only covering for someone? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 18, 2020 Report Share Posted May 18, 2020 9 hours ago, JohnnySaucePants said: Ive got every episode of Steptoe and Son recorded off Sky. It's great, the older i get the more i'm inspired to be like old man Steptoe. The dirty old fucker would even give Manky Ma Roops one up the wrongun i reckon. You dirty, dirty old man. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 18, 2020 Report Share Posted May 18, 2020 5 minutes ago, King Billy said: You dirty, dirty old man. lol Said the massage parlour pimp... lol. Slimeball. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 18, 2020 Report Share Posted May 18, 2020 2 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: Said the massage parlour pimp... lol. Slimeball. Fake aristocrats such as yourself would never be welcome in a respectable whorehouse like mine. Your disgusting tastes aren’t catered for in any brothel in any civilised country on earth. I’ve forwarded your photofit image to the current owners and asked them to circulate it to all other establishments. Expect an early morning knock on your door. (Not your back doors, which wouldn’t come as any surprise to a deviant sperm bucket like yourself.) Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 19, 2020 Report Share Posted May 19, 2020 14 hours ago, King Billy said: Fake aristocrats such as yourself would never be welcome in a respectable whorehouse like mine. Your disgusting tastes aren’t catered for in any brothel in any civilised country on earth. I’ve forwarded your photofit image to the current owners and asked them to circulate it to all other establishments. Expect an early morning knock on your door. (Not your back doors, which wouldn’t come as any surprise to a deviant sperm bucket like yourself.) Fuck off. My wealth was inherited. Explain how you acquired your massage parlour.....did you inherit it ? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 19, 2020 Report Share Posted May 19, 2020 6 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: My wealth was inherited. Explain how you acquired your massage parlour.....did you inherit it ? It was palmed off on him. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 19, 2020 Author Report Share Posted May 19, 2020 17 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: My wealth was inherited. Explain how you acquired your massage parlour.....did you inherit it ? He shot the Turkish owners with a sawn off beretta pump-action. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 19, 2020 Report Share Posted May 19, 2020 11 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: He shot the Turkish owners with a sawn off beretta pump-action. It might have been inherited from an old uncle....the Honourable Jake Pimp-Grubby V.D and scar... lol😃lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 19, 2020 Report Share Posted May 19, 2020 37 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: My wealth was inherited. Explain how you acquired your massage parlour.....did you inherit it ? He took cash in hand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 19, 2020 Report Share Posted May 19, 2020 4 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: He took cash in hand. If anyone is nasty enough to be involved in massage parlours then they are inevitably involved in organised crime and worse.... people smuggling, drugs, extortion and general thuggery.King Billy probably sees Ronnie Kray as his role model and has a picture of him on his bedroom ceiling.... Lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 19, 2020 Report Share Posted May 19, 2020 12 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: If anyone is nasty enough to be involved in massage parlours then they are inevitably involved in organised crime and worse.... people smuggling, drugs, extortion and general thuggery.King Billy probably sees Ronnie Kray as his role model and has a picture of him on his bedroom ceiling.... Lol. It could have been a lucrative business? Worth a rub. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 19, 2020 Author Report Share Posted May 19, 2020 16 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: If anyone is nasty enough to be involved in massage parlours then they are inevitably involved in organised crime and worse.... people smuggling, drugs, extortion and general thuggery.King Billy probably sees Ronnie Kray as his role model and has a picture of him on his bedroom ceiling.... Lol. I suppose none of the MPs, members of the judiciary or senior policemen that you play golf with have ever been near a brothel? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 19, 2020 Report Share Posted May 19, 2020 37 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I suppose none of the MPs, members of the judiciary or senior policemen that you play golf with have ever been near a brothel? Indeed. Certainly not the Catholic ones. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Monaco Slim Posted May 19, 2020 Report Share Posted May 19, 2020 I'm going to download BUFFY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 19, 2020 Author Report Share Posted May 19, 2020 22 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Indeed. Certainly not the Catholic ones. They're the worst. Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 20, 2020 Report Share Posted May 20, 2020 17 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: If anyone is nasty enough to be involved in massage parlours then they are inevitably involved in organised crime and worse.... people smuggling, drugs, extortion and general thuggery.King Billy probably sees Ronnie Kray as his role model and has a picture of him on his bedroom ceiling.... Lol. You forgot murder posh twat. There’s a couple of very large (not large like that you deviant cunt) blokes on their way to your homeless shelter right now to have a word with you. Nothing to do with me (obviously.) Get your affairs in order sharpish is the only advice I can give you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 20, 2020 Report Share Posted May 20, 2020 17 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I suppose none of the MPs, members of the judiciary or senior policemen that you play golf with have ever been near a brothel? None of them have ever been near a woman’s klunge full stop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 20, 2020 Report Share Posted May 20, 2020 41 minutes ago, King Billy said: You forgot murder posh twat. There’s a couple of very large (not large like that you deviant cunt) blokes on their way to your homeless shelter right now to have a word with you. Nothing to do with me (obviously.) Get your affairs in order sharpish is the only advice I can give you. Reported for making threats... Hardly surprising from a Ronnie Kray groupie.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 20, 2020 Report Share Posted May 20, 2020 1 hour ago, Earl of Punkape said: Reported for making threats... Hardly surprising from a Ronnie Kray groupie.. I’m playing golf at 4PM today at Arkley Golf Club. Have you ever played golf? You should try it one day. I’ll let you caddy for me if you like, just so you can learn the basics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted May 20, 2020 Report Share Posted May 20, 2020 4 hours ago, King Billy said: I’m playing golf at 4PM today at Arkley Golf Club. Have you ever played golf? You should try it one day. I’ll let you caddy for me if you like, just so you can learn the basics. He won't. The club accepts non members. None of Punker's clubs entertain that policy. Peasant. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 20, 2020 Author Report Share Posted May 20, 2020 10 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: He won't. The club accepts non members. None of Punker's clubs entertain that policy. Peasant. I wonder if punkers would be accepted as a member of the golf club in Jaywick. There actually is one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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