Guest Tronald Dump Posted May 6, 2020 Report Share Posted May 6, 2020 Aled Jones and Timmy Burton. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 6, 2020 Report Share Posted May 6, 2020 7 hours ago, Tronald Dump said: Aled Jones and Timmy Burton. Who's Timmy Burton? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted May 6, 2020 Report Share Posted May 6, 2020 After a bit of googling I presume Tim Burton is some sort of car geek. Another nom. you might be interested in Tronald is the one at the top of the page titled 'Too many useless non-cunts' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 6, 2020 Report Share Posted May 6, 2020 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: Who's Timmy Burton? Aled Jones’s twin brother. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 6, 2020 Report Share Posted May 6, 2020 3 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Who's Timmy Burton? Made Beetlejuice and Edward Scissorcock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 6, 2020 Report Share Posted May 6, 2020 44 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Made Beetlejuice and Edward Scissorcock. Fucking hell. When was that pic taken? I checked Tim Burton and he certainly dont look like that now. He looks more like Leonard Cohen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted May 6, 2020 Report Share Posted May 6, 2020 12 hours ago, Tronald Dump said: Aled Jones and Timmy Burton. I think you mean Aled Jones and Jeremy Beadle. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 6, 2020 Report Share Posted May 6, 2020 (edited) Not all have been separated. Some share the same cunt. Edited May 6, 2020 by 'eavensabove WASHING MY HANDS FOR 20 SECONDS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 6, 2020 Report Share Posted May 6, 2020 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: Fucking hell. When was that pic taken? I checked Tim Burton and he certainly dont look like that now. He looks more like Leonard Cohen. Jesus Christ. He's just got the same name. It was a joke. Doughnut 🍩 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 6, 2020 Report Share Posted May 6, 2020 16 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: Not all have been separated. Some share the same cunt. Paging @Neil Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 6, 2020 Report Share Posted May 6, 2020 1 hour ago, Wolfie said: I think you mean Aled Jones and Jeremy Beadle. Christ, I didn't notice the tiny hand. I bet a wank off of him would do wonders for anybody's self esteem. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 6, 2020 Report Share Posted May 6, 2020 37 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: Not all have been separated. Some share the same cunt. "Let's stick together Come on come on let's stick together" -Bryan Ferry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 6, 2020 Report Share Posted May 6, 2020 1 hour ago, 'eavensabove said: Not all have been separated. Some share the same cunt. I bet they’ve shared a twix before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 6, 2020 Report Share Posted May 6, 2020 1 hour ago, 'eavensabove said: Not all have been separated. Some share the same cunt. "Out of our heads" -Cheryl Crowe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted May 6, 2020 Report Share Posted May 6, 2020 25 minutes ago, King Billy said: I bet they’ve shared a twix before. if I was one of these stuck together cunts, I'd deliberately not buy any tampons, forcing the other one into period poverty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 6, 2020 Report Share Posted May 6, 2020 Just now, ratcum said: if I was one of these stuck together cunts, I'd deliberately not buy any tampons, forcing the other one into period poverty. If I was their dad, I'd have named them Cerberus. When they grew up I'd demand to know what happened to the other one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 6, 2020 Report Share Posted May 6, 2020 16 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: If I was their dad, I'd have named them Cerberus. When they grew up I'd demand to know what happened to the other one. What I'm trying to get my head round is; if one twin wants to turn left and the other turn right and they both try to go the way the want, what the fuck happens then? Do they just go round in circles? And what happens when one want to go vegetarian and the other don't? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted May 6, 2020 Report Share Posted May 6, 2020 2 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: What I'm trying to get my head round is; if one twin wants to turn left and the other turn right and they both try to go the way the want, what the fuck happens then? Do they just go round in circles? And what happens when one want to go vegetarian and the other don't? it's the shit I worry about Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 6, 2020 Report Share Posted May 6, 2020 23 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: If I was their dad, I'd have named them Cerberus. When they grew up I'd demand to know what happened to the other one. Cerberus had 3 heads Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted May 6, 2020 Report Share Posted May 6, 2020 22 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: If I was their dad, I'd have named them Cerberus. When they grew up I'd demand to know what happened to the other one. You're not their dad Authoritah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 6, 2020 Report Share Posted May 6, 2020 54 minutes ago, King Billy said: I bet they’ve shared a twix before. I'd wager they're two faced. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 6, 2020 Report Share Posted May 6, 2020 6 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: What I'm trying to get my head round is; if one twin wants to turn left and the other turn right and they both try to go the way the want, what the fuck happens then? Do they just go round in circles? And what happens when one want to go vegetarian and the other don't? I see what you did there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 6, 2020 Report Share Posted May 6, 2020 Just now, camberwell gypsy said: What I'm trying to get my head round is; if one twin wants to turn left and the other turn right and they both try to go the way the want, what the fuck happens then? Do they just go round in circles? And what happens when one want to go vegetarian and the other don't? What if one finds a boyfriend? They've only got one fanny. Would they consider it a threesome? Mind-boggling. I saw a documentary about them. They work as teachers, now technically they have separate personalities and are legally considered to be 2 individuals. Which means the school must have to pay two lots of wages for what is, in practical terms, one teacher. A very difficult set of circumstances. I wont say I feel sorry for them because they probably don't want sympathy, but you know what I mean. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 6, 2020 Report Share Posted May 6, 2020 59 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: "Let's stick together Come on come on let's stick together" -Bryan Ferry They look to me as though they'd give you the cold shoulder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 6, 2020 Report Share Posted May 6, 2020 4 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Cerberus had 3 heads Yes. That's why I said I would demand to know what happened to the other one... You're not being very good at getting the point today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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