Guest Cunt-End Of The World Posted May 1, 2020 Report Share Posted May 1, 2020 There have been many slack jawed helmet warriors on the TV recently, and thanks to lockdown, webcam closeups of spackers in the home have been assaulting my eyeballs, and my will to live, for some time now. A worrying development, besides our impending Orwellian existence, has been brought to my attention during the many hours of spacker coverage. Foreheads. So many massive fucking foreheads, seemingly led by psychopathic motorway services - forehead - Hancock. Webcams need to be banned or northerners need to stop breeding immediately. Spamhead cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 1, 2020 Report Share Posted May 1, 2020 13 minutes ago, Cunt-End Of The World said: There have been many slack jawed helmet warriors on the TV recently, and thanks to lockdown, webcam closeups of spackers in the home have been assaulting my eyeballs, and my will to live, for some time now. A worrying development, besides our impending Orwellian existence, has been brought to my attention during the many hours of spacker coverage. Foreheads. So many massive fucking foreheads, seemingly led by psychopathic motorway services - forehead - Hancock. Webcams need to be banned or northerners need to stop breeding immediately. Spamhead cunts. Good call. The one that's currently grinding my gears is the Microsoft advert... "We're running out covid-19 technology response on teams" What the actual fuck is any of this shit supposed to mean? Pointless 'look at me' millenial management speak gibberish. Just a collection of pointless words thrown out by the kind of dullards who describe having a holiday as.. "going travelling", dress like faggots and insist on detailing every mundane activity on social media. I want them dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ratcum Posted May 1, 2020 Report Share Posted May 1, 2020 21 minutes ago, Cunt-End Of The World said: There have been many slack jawed helmet warriors on the TV recently, and thanks to lockdown, webcam closeups of spackers in the home have been assaulting my eyeballs, and my will to live, for some time now. A worrying development, besides our impending Orwellian existence, has been brought to my attention during the many hours of spacker coverage. Foreheads. So many massive fucking foreheads, seemingly led by psychopathic motorway services - forehead - Hancock. Webcams need to be banned or northerners need to stop breeding immediately. Spamhead cunts. everything's being 'ramped up' as well CEOTW. Everything that is, except actual ramps, which remain the same height they were before corona. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 1, 2020 Report Share Posted May 1, 2020 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Good call. The one that's currently grinding my gears is the Microsoft advert... "We're running out covid-19 technology response on teams" What the actual fuck is any of this shit supposed to mean? Pointless 'look at me' millenial management speak gibberish. Just a collection of pointless words thrown out by the kind of dullards who describe having a holiday as.. "going travelling", dress like faggots and insist on detailing every mundane activity on social media. I want them dead. I had the tv on today and it's all very depressing. Tefal headed webcam cunts aside, you then have care workers having mental breakdowns on screen, stories of poor buggers dying. Added to this you then have charity adverts trying to get people who have just lost their jobs or have had their wages slashed, to give money to save overworked donkeys or the snow leopard (who gives a fuck about the snow leopard? It hardly snows here so we dont see any) and adverts trying to flog you funeral plans. Fuckin' Chinese Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 1, 2020 Report Share Posted May 1, 2020 21 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I had the tv on today and it's all very depressing. Tefal headed webcam cunts aside, you then have care workers having mental breakdowns on screen, stories of poor buggers dying. Added to this you then have charity adverts trying to get people who have just lost their jobs or have had their wages slashed, to give money to save overworked donkeys or the snow leopard (who gives a fuck about the snow leopard? It hardly snows here so we dont see any) and adverts trying to flog you funeral plans. Fuckin' Chinese Snow leopards are lovely. I care more about them than people. Fuckin Chinese. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted May 1, 2020 Report Share Posted May 1, 2020 10 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Snow leopards are lovely. I care more about them than people. Fuckin Chinese. Yeah but the cunts are in China so I say fuck 'em both Fuckin Chinese snow leopards Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Cunt Posted May 1, 2020 Report Share Posted May 1, 2020 I think it's nice seeing all the scientists on telly though. I like to look at their wallpaper and bookshelves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cunt-End Of The World Posted May 1, 2020 Report Share Posted May 1, 2020 3 hours ago, ratcum said: everything's being 'ramped up' as well CEOTW. Everything that is, except actual ramps, which remain the same height they were before corona. Mate, you are the Picasso of cunt nomming forum posts. Beautiful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 1, 2020 Report Share Posted May 1, 2020 8 minutes ago, Cunt-End Of The World said: Mate, you are the Picasso of cunt nomming forum posts. Beautiful. I see him as the Salvador Dali of cunting. Completely fucking mad as a bicycle, but strangely compelling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 1, 2020 Report Share Posted May 1, 2020 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Snow leopards are lovely. I care more about them than people. Fuckin Chinese. You can tell one that when the fucker corners you. Fucking Mongorians. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 2, 2020 Report Share Posted May 2, 2020 3 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: You can tell one that when the fucker corners you. Fucking Mongorians. 'You can tell one that'... Gyps, what the fuck is this gibberish? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted May 2, 2020 Report Share Posted May 2, 2020 7 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I had the tv on today and it's all very depressing. Tefal headed webcam cunts aside, you then have care workers having mental breakdowns on screen, stories of poor buggers dying. Added to this you then have charity adverts trying to get people who have just lost their jobs or have had their wages slashed, to give money to save overworked donkeys or the snow leopard (who gives a fuck about the snow leopard? It hardly snows here so we dont see any) and adverts trying to flog you funeral plans. Fuckin' Chinese Well my advice would be, if you don't regularly want to meet and get to know people that will shortly die on you, don't get a fucking job wiping some decrepit old cunts arse in a fucking care home. It's a stepping stone for the funeral parlour FFS. The fucking charity adverts really get my fucking shit steaming and top of the list at the moment is the cycling ninja, half caste slaphead from the Children with Cancer advert. What a condescending fucking prick. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted May 2, 2020 Report Share Posted May 2, 2020 6 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: You can tell one that when the fucker corners you. Fucking Mongorians. Give what you can, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted May 2, 2020 Report Share Posted May 2, 2020 Something that does puzzle me is that all the Jehovahs fucking witnesses have fucked off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted May 2, 2020 Report Share Posted May 2, 2020 1 hour ago, Dawn Chorus said: Something that does puzzle me is that all the Jehovahs fucking witnesses have fucked off. The Rapture. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted May 2, 2020 Report Share Posted May 2, 2020 11 hours ago, Cap'n Cunt said: I think it's nice seeing all the scientists on telly though. I like to look at their wallpaper and bookshelves. Not one single glittery "Live Laugh Love" thingy though ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 2, 2020 Report Share Posted May 2, 2020 7 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: 'You can tell one that'... Gyps, what the fuck is this gibberish? You can tell a snow leopard how lovely it is when one corners you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 2, 2020 Report Share Posted May 2, 2020 4 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said: Something that does puzzle me is that all the Jehovahs fucking witnesses have fucked off. I know. I've got a bucket of piss that's been sitting by the door for weeks now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 2, 2020 Report Share Posted May 2, 2020 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: You can tell a snow leopard how lovely it is when one corners you. Give me a couple of months with one, and I'll have it stretched across my lap and purring like a domestic. I'm not brilliant at much, but cats are my thing. And dogs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 2, 2020 Report Share Posted May 2, 2020 19 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Give me a couple of months with one, and I'll have it stretched across my lap and purring like a domestic. I'm not brilliant at much, but cats are my thing. And dogs. "I'm not brilliant at much" You do surprise me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stoolstabber500 Posted May 2, 2020 Report Share Posted May 2, 2020 19 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Give me a couple of months with one, and I'll have it stretched across my lap and purring like a domestic. I'm not brilliant at much, but cats are my thing. And dogs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted May 2, 2020 Report Share Posted May 2, 2020 It'd look good stretched out in front of the hearth too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted May 2, 2020 Report Share Posted May 2, 2020 2 hours ago, stoolstabber5000 said: Your new avatar is uncannily close to how I picture you to look in real life. Sinister freak. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 2, 2020 Report Share Posted May 2, 2020 22 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Good call. The one that's currently grinding my gears is the Microsoft advert... "We're running out covid-19 technology response on teams" What the actual fuck is any of this shit supposed to mean? Pointless 'look at me' millenial management speak gibberish. Just a collection of pointless words thrown out by the kind of dullards who describe having a holiday as.. "going travelling", dress like faggots and insist on detailing every mundane activity on social media. I want them dead. I wouldn’t bet against Bill Gates’s current project, far from developing a Bat Flu vaccine, being the final stages of manufacturing a jab to bring his close friend and vacation host on numerous occasions (after his paedo conviction), Jeffrey Epstein back to life so the good times can roll again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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