Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 1, 2020 Report Share Posted May 1, 2020 The rise of domestic abuse due to Covid lockdowns is somewhat disturbing. It beats me, as to why kicking the living the daylights out of yer partner is seen to some as being macho. However, as if this isn't bad enough, it has been announced today that those who suffer from a domestic kicking can now find refuge in Boots, which is a bit ironic and surely rubs more salt into the wounds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 1, 2020 Report Share Posted May 1, 2020 Not forgetting that there are men out there who are at the wrong end of a slapping as well. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted May 1, 2020 Report Share Posted May 1, 2020 20 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: The rise of domestic abuse due to Covid lockdowns is somewhat disturbing. It beats me, as to why kicking the living the daylights out of yer partner is seen to some as being macho. However, as if this isn't bad enough, it has been announced today that those who suffer from a domestic kicking can now find refuge in Boots, which is a bit ironic and surely rubs more salt into the wounds. If social distancing makes you bash your missus, you were a cunt to start with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 1, 2020 Report Share Posted May 1, 2020 11 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Not forgetting that there are men out there who are at the wrong end of a slapping as well. Or at the right end, if you look at it like Punkers does. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted May 1, 2020 Report Share Posted May 1, 2020 14 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Not forgetting that there are men out there who are at the wrong end of a slapping as well. You mean same sex domestic abuse?? If you ask me same sex relationship is abuse, sexual abuse!, unless you happen to be talking about a couple of lesbians in which case carry on. Phowarrr! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 1, 2020 Report Share Posted May 1, 2020 1 hour ago, Cunty BigBollox said: You mean same sex domestic abuse?? If you ask me same sex relationship is abuse, sexual abuse!, unless you happen to be talking about a couple of lesbians in which case carry on. Phowarrr! Domestos abuse is rife in USA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted May 1, 2020 Report Share Posted May 1, 2020 1 hour ago, Cunty BigBollox said: You mean same sex domestic abuse?? If you ask me same sex relationship is abuse, sexual abuse!, unless you happen to be talking about a couple of lesbians in which case carry on. Phowarrr! I suppose sitting by their bed in your rusting wheelchair, your wrinkled head would be about dildo height. With some luck you will be hit round the fucking head by one. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted May 1, 2020 Report Share Posted May 1, 2020 29 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: I suppose sitting by their bed in your rusting wheelchair, your wrinkled head would be about dildo height. With some luck you will be hit round the fucking head by one. What's up Divvers? Have you realised you can't make foie gras by feeding them your own jizz. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 1, 2020 Report Share Posted May 1, 2020 2 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Not forgetting that there are men out there who are at the wrong end of a slapping as well. For fucks sake don't mention that. You'll be besieged by an angry mob of 'Millie-Tant' type hairy legged wimmins, demanding your execution. Even when a woman murders her own 2 children in a bathtub, society finds a way to shift the blame to her estranged husband, implying that it was his fault for abandoning her... never mind that he left because that's what she wanted, and he gave her the house and moved himself into a grotty flat. It's still his fault because women can't be guilty of anything. If Brady and Hindley had happened recently, Hindley would be painted an innocent victim of an evil manipulative man, and exonerated of any responsibility or blame. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted May 1, 2020 Report Share Posted May 1, 2020 No better time to get rid of the cunt than now and blaming it on self administered bleach, in a bath preferably. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 1, 2020 Report Share Posted May 1, 2020 Women usually respond well to a good slap....just look at the results it got for James Bond.....Pussy Galore... lol. Get back in the kitchen! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 1, 2020 Report Share Posted May 1, 2020 5 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Women usually respond well to a good slap....just look at the results it got for James Bond.....Pussy Galore... lol. Get back in the kitchen! James Bond is fictional you fucking melt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted May 1, 2020 Report Share Posted May 1, 2020 36 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: If Brady and Hindley had happened recently, Hindley would be painted an innocent victim of an evil manipulative man, and exonerated of any responsibility or blame. Even back then that soppy fuckwit, Lord Longford, spent years trying to get the Hindley bitch out of the nick. Of course, she had found God and there’s nothing a bible basher loves more than a convert, even one who sexually tortures and murders children. I met the old cunt once. Creepiest fucker i’ve ever been around, made my flesh crawl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trucking Funt Posted May 1, 2020 Report Share Posted May 1, 2020 10 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: James Bond is fictional you fucking melt. "An open-handed slap is justified – if all other alternatives fail and there has been plenty of warning. If a woman is a bitch, or hysterical, or bloody-minded continually, then I'd do it." Sir Sean Connery 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 1, 2020 Report Share Posted May 1, 2020 26 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: James Bond is fictional you fucking melt. Do you do an excellent sauce Bearnaise? That’s one of my requirements... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted May 1, 2020 Report Share Posted May 1, 2020 3 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Not forgetting that there are men out there who are at the wrong end of a slapping as well. 40% of reported domestic violence is women against men. That doesn't include what used to be known as "scolding". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 1, 2020 Report Share Posted May 1, 2020 30 minutes ago, Trucking Funt said: "An open-handed slap is justified – if all other alternatives fail and there has been plenty of warning. If a woman is a bitch, or hysterical, or bloody-minded continually, then I'd do it." Sir Sean Connery What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing... you've already told her twice. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 1, 2020 Report Share Posted May 1, 2020 48 minutes ago, judgetwi said: Even back then that soppy fuckwit, Lord Longford, spent years trying to get the Hindley bitch out of the nick. Of course, she had found God and there’s nothing a bible basher loves more than a convert, even one who sexually tortures and murders children. I met the old cunt once. Creepiest fucker i’ve ever been around, made my flesh crawl. I don't doubt it. Creepy, born wrong, sick fucking perverts tend to stick together. I imagine that in their minds, it normalises their disgusting proclivities. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 1, 2020 Report Share Posted May 1, 2020 19 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing... you've already told her twice. Please don't tell jokes about domestic abuse, Eric. They hit too close to home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 1, 2020 Report Share Posted May 1, 2020 25 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: Please don't tell jokes about domestic abuse, Eric. They hit too close to home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 1, 2020 Report Share Posted May 1, 2020 1 hour ago, Trucking Funt said: "An open-handed slap is justified – if all other alternatives fail and there has been plenty of warning. If a woman is a bitch, or hysterical, or bloody-minded continually, then I'd do it." Sir Sean Connery Tax dodging, knighthood accepting, english hating, same accent in every film, cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 1, 2020 Report Share Posted May 1, 2020 55 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing... you've already told her twice. Fucking hell Eric, domestic violence is no fucking joke. Apparently the BBC have commissioned a new cooking show hosted by women who've been the victims of domestic violence. It's called 'Can't cook? Right hook'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted May 1, 2020 Report Share Posted May 1, 2020 1 hour ago, judgetwi said: Even back then that soppy fuckwit, Lord Longford, spent years trying to get the Hindley bitch out of the nick. Of course, she had found God and there’s nothing a bible basher loves more than a convert, even one who sexually tortures and murders children. I met the old cunt once. Creepiest fucker i’ve ever been around, made my flesh crawl. She found God in prison? What had they fitted him up with? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 1, 2020 Report Share Posted May 1, 2020 16 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Tax dodging, knighthood accepting, english hating, same accent in every film, cunt. Juan Sánchez-Villalobos Ramírez, QED. Quincy, you cunt, where the fuck are you when you're needed? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted May 1, 2020 Report Share Posted May 1, 2020 Trumps insane comments sadly lead to first official death, as a clergyman in Oregon dies after his wife injected him with disinfectant! A police spokesman stated they had attended a domestos incident and recorded the death as a bleach of the priest. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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