Guest Gronda Gronda Posted April 30, 2020 Report Share Posted April 30, 2020 On 25/04/2020 at 08:13, Yeast Infection said: Mr Spoon your spaceship is a pile of shit and you are a spoon armed cunt ! I have heard it argued that Button Moon was designed to educate sustainability to children. Do you agree? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted April 30, 2020 Report Share Posted April 30, 2020 2 hours ago, Gronda Gronda said: I have heard it argued that Button Moon was designed to educate sustainability to children. Do you agree? I can confirm without argument that you are sustainingly one of the most boring fucking cunts this website has ever endured. Don't you agree? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gronda Gronda Posted May 1, 2020 Report Share Posted May 1, 2020 3 hours ago, Wolfie said: I can confirm without argument that you are sustainingly one of the most boring fucking cunts this website has ever endured. Don't you agree? You seem like you're struggling a bit today. Soothing music might help you to feel better. I partly agree. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted May 29, 2020 Report Share Posted May 29, 2020 On 29/04/2020 at 17:48, Mrs Roops said: Eh? A week after Decs missed his foot and blew his brains out he attempted to gain entrance to The Corner via forged papers. Fortunately his digital DNA, fingerprints, sperm count and brain scan are kept on file and he was apprehended at the first hurdle. Sentence doubled and remission forfeited. I speak to Decs quite regularly outside of here, and he assures me this is utter bollocks. Although I cannot prove what he says to be true I also cannot see what he’d gain by lying. I think you’ve called this wrong and have allowed rattlement to cloud your judgement. Fuck off. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted May 29, 2020 Report Share Posted May 29, 2020 1 hour ago, Ape™️ said: I speak to Decs quite regularly outside of here, and he assures me this is utter bollocks. Although I cannot prove what he says to be true I also cannot see what he’d gain by lying. I think you’ve called this wrong and have allowed rattlement to cloud your judgement. Fuck off. @Ape™️, I was truly sorry to read this. From my ivory tower it never occurred to me that the lockdown restrictions would have such an extreme impact on a punter's mental health. If you don't mind I'll pass on your details to your local social services who will, hopefully, reach out to you and provide some sort of normal and friendly social interaction. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted May 29, 2020 Report Share Posted May 29, 2020 41 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: @Ape™️, I was truly sorry to read this. From my ivory tower it never occurred to me that the lockdown restrictions would have such an extreme impact on a punter's mental health. If you don't mind I'll pass on your details to your local social services who will, hopefully, reach out to you and provide some sort of normal and friendly social interaction. Hilarious. Stick to knowing everything and leave being funny to those that are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 29, 2020 Report Share Posted May 29, 2020 4 hours ago, Ape™️ said: I speak to Decs quite regularly outside of here, and he assures me this is utter bollocks. Although I cannot prove what he says to be true I also cannot see what he’d gain by lying. I think you’ve called this wrong and have allowed rattlement to cloud your judgement. Fuck off. You do both know of course, that our Ms Roops, likes nothing better than distorting facts about 'her' punters in order to spread wild gossip amongst the ranks. She gets her kicks by doing it, Ape, and she's never been any different. Why else would a sex-starved spinster want to rule this roost from the comfort of her dungeon? File upon file of personal emails & private messages to drool over, adulterate, embellish and then broadcast in a totally different light. What a gal... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 29, 2020 Report Share Posted May 29, 2020 56 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: You do both know of course, that our Ms Roops, likes nothing better than distorting facts about 'her' punters in order to spread wild gossip amongst the ranks. She gets her kicks by doing it, Ape, and she's never been any different. Why else would a sex-starved spinster want to rule this roost from the comfort of her dungeon? File upon file of personal emails & private messages to drool over, adulterate, embellish and then broadcast in a totally different light. What a gal... Slander. “How dare you.” 😣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted May 29, 2020 Report Share Posted May 29, 2020 On 24/04/2020 at 23:13, Yeast Infection said: Mr Spoon your spaceship is a pile of shit and you are a spoon armed cunt ! Was it sponsored by Heinz by any chance. How the fuck Crosse & Blackwell or Branston didn't sue when this was aired I'll never know. Ape, a Tesco Value bean can would probably have less structural rigidity than the shitty beans inside and therefore totally unsuitable to make the fuselage of a space rocket. Sorry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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