Earl of Punkape Posted April 30, 2020 Report Share Posted April 30, 2020 1 hour ago, Trucking Funt said: I've always wondered who he reminded me of... Is that Martina Navratilova on the right? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted April 30, 2020 Report Share Posted April 30, 2020 He's playing with fire if he thinks the lockdown can be descaled before the end of May, keep it in place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 30, 2020 Report Share Posted April 30, 2020 1 hour ago, applescruff14 said: He's playing with fire if he thinks the lockdown can be descaled before the end of May, keep it in place. No cricket this year scruffs. Escaped hammering from the curry munchers x3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted April 30, 2020 Report Share Posted April 30, 2020 On 25/04/2020 at 08:54, Last Cunt Standing said: Ladies and Gentleman, I give you the future of Britain. What’s it got to do with you Bertie Big Bollocks? You bottled it and ran away from your own country, remember? People don’t like foreigners telling them what to do. It’s the same the whole world over, always has been, always will be. Pommie bastard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 30, 2020 Report Share Posted April 30, 2020 3 hours ago, applescruff14 said: He's playing with fire if he thinks the lockdown can be descaled before the end of May, keep it in place. Fucking hell Scruff. I thought you'd succumbed to the virus and substituted talking about 'The Ashes', for actually being them. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 30, 2020 Report Share Posted April 30, 2020 3 hours ago, applescruff14 said: He's playing with fire if he thinks the lockdown can be descaled before the end of May, keep it in place. Have you finally landed yourself a nice job working outsi... Oh fuck it. Sorry mate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted April 30, 2020 Report Share Posted April 30, 2020 3 hours ago, applescruff14 said: He's playing with fire if he thinks the lockdown can be descaled before the end of May, keep it in place. Gibson? Is it really you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted May 3, 2020 Report Share Posted May 3, 2020 On 30/04/2020 at 19:55, applescruff14 said: He's playing with fire if he thinks the lockdown can be descaled before the end of May, keep it in place. Shouldn't that be 'Location Sarf London'? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 3, 2020 Report Share Posted May 3, 2020 On 30/04/2020 at 21:28, Stubby Pecker said: No cricket this year scruffs. Escaped hammering from the curry munchers x3 India are generally a one man team; get Kholi out early and they're fucked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 3, 2020 Report Share Posted May 3, 2020 On 30/04/2020 at 19:55, applescruff14 said: He's playing with fire if he thinks the lockdown can be descaled before the end of May, keep it in place. Descaled? What, like a kettle? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted May 3, 2020 Report Share Posted May 3, 2020 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: Descaled? What, like a kettle? Pot, Kettle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted May 3, 2020 Report Share Posted May 3, 2020 On 30/04/2020 at 23:31, ratcum said: Gibson? Is it really you? Yes: I wish I'd stayed in Australia I miss my tradesmen days I met so many cunts in 2009 I love The Beatles Comparing any woman to the woman I really want is like comparing Rolf Harris to Rembrandt 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted May 3, 2020 Report Share Posted May 3, 2020 On 30/04/2020 at 23:10, Eric Cuntman said: Fucking hell Scruff. I thought you'd succumbed to the virus and substituted talking about 'The Ashes', for actually being them. I'm ok, this is an absolute crisis to say the least. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted May 3, 2020 Report Share Posted May 3, 2020 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: India are generally a one man team; get Kholi out early and they're fucked. Like Australia with that cheat Smith Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 3, 2020 Report Share Posted May 3, 2020 Just now, applescruff14 said: Like Australia with that cheat Smith They've also got that scary looking cunt Labutin or whatever he's name is. Those two cunts can put on 300+ anytime. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted May 3, 2020 Report Share Posted May 3, 2020 On 30/04/2020 at 21:28, Stubby Pecker said: No cricket this year scruffs. Escaped hammering from the curry munchers x3 It doesn't seem real that just a few months ago we were playing test cricket in South Africa, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 3, 2020 Report Share Posted May 3, 2020 2 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Descaled? What, like a kettle? Like a moderators klunge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted May 3, 2020 Report Share Posted May 3, 2020 56 minutes ago, applescruff14 said: Yes: I wish I'd stayed in Australia I miss my tradesmen days I met so many cunts in 2009 I love The Beatles Comparing any woman to the woman I really want is like comparing Rolf Harris to Rembrandt as I predicted, Root's form with bat waned as the pressures of captaincy grew. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 3, 2020 Report Share Posted May 3, 2020 58 minutes ago, applescruff14 said: I'm ok, this is an absolute crisis to say the least. You've never had it so bad, then? Oh well, look on the bright-side. At least you don't like The Beatles and have left Australia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted May 3, 2020 Report Share Posted May 3, 2020 33 minutes ago, ratcum said: as I predicted, Root's form with bat waned as the pressures of captaincy grew. Maoists worshipped mangoes, Ratty. You could get shot for not saying it was the greatest fruit you ever tasted and they carried a wax one around in a crystal jar so it could be paraded around the country. Fuckin' Chinese... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted May 3, 2020 Report Share Posted May 3, 2020 1 hour ago, Roadkill said: Maoists worshipped mangoes, Ratty. You could get shot for not saying it was the greatest fruit you ever tasted and they carried a wax one around in a crystal jar so it could be paraded around the country. Fuckin' Chinese... I think you've got Covid toe Killer. .. or trench brain fuckin chinese Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted May 3, 2020 Report Share Posted May 3, 2020 3 hours ago, applescruff14 said: Like Australia with that cheat Smith Have you had it off with the woman of your dreams yet Apple? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted May 3, 2020 Report Share Posted May 3, 2020 1 hour ago, ratcum said: I think you've got Covid toe Killer. .. or trench brain fuckin chinese I leave the whole staring into the dark abyss of absolute, chaotic madness to you, Ratters. That mango shit is 100% true. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-35461265 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 4, 2020 Report Share Posted May 4, 2020 3 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said: Have you had it off with the woman of your dreams yet Apple? The only way to make your dreams come true, is not to sleep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 4, 2020 Report Share Posted May 4, 2020 2 hours ago, Roadkill said: I leave the whole staring into the dark abyss of absolute, chaotic madness to you, Ratters. That mango shit is 100% true. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-35461265 That's enough to make a mango crazy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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