camberwell gypsy Posted April 14, 2020 Report Share Posted April 14, 2020 1 minute ago, Cunt-End Of The World said: I just sent this in That takes the biscuit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 14, 2020 Report Share Posted April 14, 2020 1 minute ago, Cunt-End Of The World said: I just sent this in At least Gabby will know where to dunk it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 14, 2020 Report Share Posted April 14, 2020 6 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: That takes the biscuit Crumbs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted April 14, 2020 Report Share Posted April 14, 2020 In no particular order, it'd be McGuinness, Henry, Ball and the Baker cunt...who I've never heard of, although I'd like Henry to suffer rather more slowly than just a simple bullet wound. Would a trenching shovel be part of the deal? I'd fuck the sugar-free McCall cunt, out of sympathy more than anything else...before dismembering her and torching her still warm corpse, obviously. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 14, 2020 Report Share Posted April 14, 2020 2 minutes ago, Rev said: In no particular order, it'd be McGuinness, Henry, Ball and the Baker cunt...who I've never heard of, although I'd like Henry to suffer rather more slowly than just a simple bullet wound. Would a trenching shovel be part of the deal? I'd fuck the sugar-free McCall cunt, out of sympathy more than anything else...before dismembering her and torching her still warm corpse, obviously. I would've fucked McCall when she was a curvy, feminine size 12. Now she's a hideous reptilian parody of a bleached Ethiopian. The worst thing about these female celebs starving themselves disgusting, is the inevitable fawning media... "DAVINA FLAUNTS AMAZING BIKINI BODY!" Bollocks, she had a bikini body when she still had tits, an arse and thighs. now, I wouldn't touch the scrawny fashion victim. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted April 14, 2020 Report Share Posted April 14, 2020 3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I would've fucked McCall when she was a curvy, feminine size 12. Now she's a hideous reptilian parody of a bleached Ethiopian. The worst thing about these female celebs starving themselves disgusting, is the inevitable fawning media... "DAVINA FLAUNTS AMAZING BIKINI BODY!" Bollocks, she had a bikini body when she still had tits, an arse and thighs. now, I wouldn't touch the scrawny fashion victim. Yes. She's little more than a Fagin nose on legs these days and let's face it, her brake pads likely reek of bin juice and yeast, but I'm not an ungenerous man. If push comes to shove, I could turn her over and thrash her soundly up her giblets. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 14, 2020 Report Share Posted April 14, 2020 15 minutes ago, Rev said: Yes. She's little more than a Fagin nose on legs these days and let's face it, her brake pads likely reek of bin juice and yeast, but I'm not an ungenerous man. If push comes to shove, I could turn her over and thrash her soundly up her giblets. Ever the old fashioned gentlemen. David Niven in a kilt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted April 14, 2020 Report Share Posted April 14, 2020 35 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Bollocks, she had a bikini body when she still had tits, an arse and thighs. now, I wouldn't touch the scrawny fashion victim. When she first appeared on MTV with that twat Ray Cokes(?) she would have got a few lengths from me.Now she could persuade me to get a blowy but as long as I didnt have to look at her skeleton body. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 14, 2020 Report Share Posted April 14, 2020 1 minute ago, Neil said: When she first appeared on MTV with that twat Ray Cokes(?) she would have got a few lengths from me.Now she could persuade me to get a blowy but as long as I didnt have to look at her skeleton body. You're a more generous man than myself. I wash my hands of the cunt. (For 20 seconds) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 14, 2020 Report Share Posted April 14, 2020 1 minute ago, Neil said: When she first appeared on MTV with that twat Ray Cokes(?) she would have got a few lengths from me.Now she could persuade me to get a blowy but as long as I didnt have to look at her skeleton body. If someone was thinking of a future in necrophilia she’d be an ideal stepping stone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 14, 2020 Report Share Posted April 14, 2020 39 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Ever the old fashioned gentlemen. David Niven in a kilt. We are blessed Eric, so many silver tongued Cavaliers on the corner. Enough to damp the gusset of any red blooded filly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trucking Funt Posted April 14, 2020 Report Share Posted April 14, 2020 1 hour ago, King Billy said: If someone was thinking of a future in necrophilia she’d be an ideal stepping stone. Chicken wing anyone? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 14, 2020 Report Share Posted April 14, 2020 15 minutes ago, Trucking Funt said: Chicken wing anyone? Anorexia is no piece of cake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 14, 2020 Report Share Posted April 14, 2020 Remaining on topic... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 14, 2020 Report Share Posted April 14, 2020 22 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: Remaining on topic... He got the bullet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 14, 2020 Report Share Posted April 14, 2020 47 minutes ago, Trucking Funt said: Chicken wing anyone? That reminds me where I left my two aspirins. On the ironing board Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 14, 2020 Report Share Posted April 14, 2020 8 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: He got the bullet It's David Cassidy getting fired from The Cartridge Family. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 14, 2020 Report Share Posted April 14, 2020 2 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: It's David Cassidy getting fired from The Cartridge Family. He’s easily lead Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 14, 2020 Report Share Posted April 14, 2020 4 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: It's David Cassidy getting fired from The Cartridge Family. I think it is. But, How can I be sure? Lol fuck off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 14, 2020 Report Share Posted April 14, 2020 7 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I think it is. But, How can I be sure? Lol fuck off ? He was the son of a gun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 14, 2020 Report Share Posted April 14, 2020 9 minutes ago, King Billy said: He’s easily lead … and quite a blast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 14, 2020 Report Share Posted April 14, 2020 2 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: ? He was the son of a gun. Am I the only fucker on here that was alive when that song was out? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 14, 2020 Report Share Posted April 14, 2020 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: Am I the only fucker on here that was alive when that song was out? From where I'm sat, you're the only fucker that probably is alive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted April 14, 2020 Report Share Posted April 14, 2020 4 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I would've fucked McCall when she was a curvy, feminine size 12. Now she's a hideous reptilian parody of a bleached Ethiopian. The worst thing about these female celebs starving themselves disgusting, is the inevitable fawning media... "DAVINA FLAUNTS AMAZING BIKINI BODY!" Bollocks, she had a bikini body when she still had tits, an arse and thighs. now, I wouldn't touch the scrawny fashion victim. You’d need to go in safely, Eric. Don’t forget she’s a self-confessed ex junkie. Who’s suddenly lost a lot of weight. Just saying. Of the two, I’d chose Ball for the apocalypse pavement fucking, requesting she screams “think of a number!” throughout. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 15, 2020 Report Share Posted April 15, 2020 20 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: How are Pigsy and Monkey? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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