camberwell gypsy Posted April 29, 2020 Report Share Posted April 29, 2020 9 minutes ago, King Billy said: Is she a heavy drinker? No. She drinks light ale Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted April 30, 2020 Report Share Posted April 30, 2020 15 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: It wasn't a flounce. It was exactly what I said. It's bad enough with the media bombardment of 'STAY AT HOME!' (yeah, we got the message), but it was getting to be the only topic on the table for the corner. And don't get so upset. I only made a reference to your well publicised and self-confirmed penchant for 'going commando'. It was a flounce...with a full-on exit stage left flourish. A word of advice in your shell-like to you and all punters with diva tendencies - its quite normal in wanting to take a rest from The Corner, which after all, is a small niche "bitch 'n' moan site. Instead of making big announcements about resigning, going on a sabbatical or retiring just simply go silently and avoid looking silly on returning 25 minutes later which is what usually happens. No idea where you get the notion I have a predilection for going commando... 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 30, 2020 Report Share Posted April 30, 2020 8 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: It was a flounce...with a full-on exit stage left flourish. A word of advice in your shell-like to you and all punters with diva tendencies - its quite normal in wanting to take a rest from The Corner, which after all, is a small niche "bitch 'n' moan site. Instead of making big announcements about resigning, going on a sabbatical or retiring just simply go silently and avoid looking silly on returning 25 minutes later which is what usually happens. No idea where you get the notion I have a predilection for going commando... I always thought a black box was hard to find, but I was wrong. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 30, 2020 Report Share Posted April 30, 2020 35 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: It was a flounce...with a full-on exit stage left flourish. A word of advice in your shell-like to you and all punters with diva tendencies - its quite normal in wanting to take a rest from The Corner, which after all, is a small niche "bitch 'n' moan site. Instead of making big announcements about resigning, going on a sabbatical or retiring just simply go silently and avoid looking silly on returning 25 minutes later which is what usually happens. No idea where you get the notion I have a predilection for going commando... How are you planning to get it out? And why put it in there in the first place? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 30, 2020 Report Share Posted April 30, 2020 28 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: … whereas: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 30, 2020 Report Share Posted April 30, 2020 I'm just wondering if the government, sometime in the very near future, will lift the lockdown entirely to save the UKs economy from being totally and irreparably fucked, with those dying be treated as collateral damage. Anybody's thoughts on this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 30, 2020 Report Share Posted April 30, 2020 25 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I'm just wondering if the government, sometime in the very near future, will lift the lockdown entirely to save the UKs economy from being totally and irreparably fucked, with those dying be treated as collateral damage. Anybody's thoughts on this? In a nutshell? No. Not unless you mean 2-3 years as being the very near future. I'd also warrant that many businesses are feeling a lot more better-off with their bail-outs, and many will also become well accustomed to a life on Universal Credit, free rent and a food parcel once a week. The alternatives, are to either gamble with a few more thousand lives, tread the water and hope for the best, or mask & glove every fucker-up and raise TAX by 40%. Oh, and print-up wads of cash and fix the books. It's not like any cunt would know except for us Gyps, seeing as it's my idea and I've told you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 30, 2020 Report Share Posted April 30, 2020 1 hour ago, 'eavensabove said: … whereas: I see no shits Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 30, 2020 Report Share Posted April 30, 2020 5 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I see no shits Neither can Southern. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted April 30, 2020 Report Share Posted April 30, 2020 28 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: Neither can Southern. Tinfoil hat wearing mentalist. Up your game, I’m not impressed yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted April 30, 2020 Report Share Posted April 30, 2020 3 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: It was a flounce...with a full-on exit stage left flourish. A word of advice in your shell-like to you and all punters with diva tendencies - its quite normal in wanting to take a rest from The Corner, which after all, is a small niche "bitch 'n' moan site. Instead of making big announcements about resigning, going on a sabbatical or retiring just simply go silently and avoid looking silly on returning 25 minutes later which is what usually happens. No idea where you get the notion I have a predilection for going commando... You appear to have the top-half of a Celtic Tory Amos, allied to the legs of an East German shot putter. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 30, 2020 Report Share Posted April 30, 2020 1 hour ago, southerncunt said: Tinfoil hat wearing mentalist. Up your game, I’m not impressed yet. Who the fuck are you, to be worthy of being impressed? You're nowt but a mere speck of plankton. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 30, 2020 Report Share Posted April 30, 2020 1 hour ago, Wolfie said: You appear to have the top-half of a Celtic Tory Amos, allied to the legs of an East German shot putter. Amos from Emmerdale. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted April 30, 2020 Report Share Posted April 30, 2020 1 hour ago, Wolfie said: You appear to have the top-half of a Celtic Tory Amos, allied to the legs of an East German shot putter. I'd suggest you invest in a Barbour jacket and trousers before your next big hunt sabotage. One misplaced Welly boot, and you'll be on your knees sorounded by every horse, hound, and several cunts called Rupert. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted April 30, 2020 Report Share Posted April 30, 2020 1 hour ago, Wolfie said: You appear to have the top-half of a Celtic Tory Amos, allied to the legs of an East German shot putter. Some people think I'm a dead ringer for P J Harvey, but I take your point, developed calf muscles are a consequence of x-country and mountain running, something I seem to be doing a lot of at present. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted April 30, 2020 Report Share Posted April 30, 2020 9 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: I'd suggest you invest in a Barbour jacket and trousers before your next big hunt sabotage. One misplaced Welly boot, and you'll be on your knees sorounded by every horse, hound, and several cunts called Rupert. I have several Barbour jackets and a fetching stockman's coat, all of which are useless (as are wellies) for sabbing due to the amount of running involved. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted April 30, 2020 Report Share Posted April 30, 2020 3 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I'm just wondering if the government, sometime in the very near future, will lift the lockdown entirely to save the UKs economy from being totally and irreparably fucked, with those dying be treated as collateral damage. Anybody's thoughts on this? Yes, you'll find this discussed in "The Exit Strategy" thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trucking Funt Posted April 30, 2020 Report Share Posted April 30, 2020 6 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: It was a flounce...with a full-on exit stage left flourish. A word of advice in your shell-like to you and all punters with diva tendencies - its quite normal in wanting to take a rest from The Corner, which after all, is a small niche "bitch 'n' moan site. Instead of making big announcements about resigning, going on a sabbatical or retiring just simply go silently and avoid looking silly on returning 25 minutes later which is what usually happens. No idea where you get the notion I have a predilection for going commando... I'm sure you were in a 1993 edition of reader's wives. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 30, 2020 Report Share Posted April 30, 2020 6 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: It was a flounce...with a full-on exit stage left flourish. A word of advice in your shell-like to you and all punters with diva tendencies - its quite normal in wanting to take a rest from The Corner, which after all, is a small niche "bitch 'n' moan site. Instead of making big announcements about resigning, going on a sabbatical or retiring just simply go silently and avoid looking silly on returning 25 minutes later which is what usually happens. No idea where you get the notion I have a predilection for going commando... Of course you must be right. Legal eagle, world renowned economist, IT genius, and now psychoanalyst extraordinaire.. Your right leg appears to be significantly longer than the left. Can you walk around the circumference of a mountain whilst remaining perpendicular? Harland Sanders would've loved you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 30, 2020 Report Share Posted April 30, 2020 52 minutes ago, Trucking Funt said: I'm sure you were in a 1993 edition of reader's wives. That's right, it was in the classified ads section: 'Fish Steamer For Sale £10' 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 30, 2020 Report Share Posted April 30, 2020 2 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: Some people think I'm a dead ringer for P J Harvey, Just Harvey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted April 30, 2020 Report Share Posted April 30, 2020 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Of course you must be right. Legal eagle, world renowned economist, IT genius, and now psychoanalyst extraordinaire.. Your right leg appears to be significantly longer than the left. Can you walk around the circumference of a mountain whilst remaining perpendicular? Harland Sanders would've loved you. Jeez, you were mildly bitch-slapped, not psychoanalysed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 30, 2020 Report Share Posted April 30, 2020 46 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: Jeez, you were mildly bitch-slapped, not psychoanalysed Unbearable. 🍗 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 30, 2020 Report Share Posted April 30, 2020 1 hour ago, King Billy said: Just Harvey. Harvey just bumps into them, doesn't insert them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted April 30, 2020 Report Share Posted April 30, 2020 59 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Unbearable. 🍗 ...he whimpered. What are you, man or mouse? Never mind, just pass the cheese. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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