Hammer of Cunts Posted April 16, 2020 Report Share Posted April 16, 2020 13 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: LOL One thing old judgie never buys from Tesco is black pudding; he and his fellow Yiddish cult members made their own out of newborn babies blood. That's how his chinky flu started "Tesco" is short for T.E. Stockwell and Cohen. Recently they've been branding Lard/black pudding etc. as "Stockwell's" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 16, 2020 Report Share Posted April 16, 2020 15 hours ago, judgetwi said: Well I think you should go outside more often. That way some “aspiring architect”, “promising rapper” or “talented footballer” may decide to mug a rich cunt like you and you end up with “me mum’s bread blade innit?” in your gut. There won’t be be many witnesses around and nobody gives a fuck anyway. Somebody to Love - Queen Each morning Judge wakes-up and dies a little He barely has fuck all to eat Take's a look in the mirror (and cries) Oh Tesco's watcha doin' to Twi (yeah yeah) I spent all my Friday's believing you Would reduce all your croissants for me But somebody (somebody) ooh somebody (somebody) Can anybody tell me, who gave 'em to 'eavensabove? I wank hard (he wanks hard) every day of my life I wank 'til I ache in my bones At the end (of my day) I have fuck all to pay for anything at all on my own I get down on my knees and start sucking cock I can get by on 10 punters a day, Lord, why cant you, ooh why don't you Give me a life, like 'eavensabove? At the end (at the end of my day) I hand my hard earned pay to my pimp I go down (down) on my knees (yes, my poor knees) And I deepthroat, 'til the spunk runs down from my eyes Lord, somebody, ooh somebody (PLEASE) can anybody give me, a life like 'eavensabove? (I suck hard) Everyday (everyday) I Twy, I Twi, I Try But everybody makes me go down They say I'm shit lazy They say I got spunk for a brain Ah, I aint got no common sense I got nothing but croissants & cock Yeah yeah yeah yeah Oh, Lord Ooh somebody, ooh somebody Can anybody give me, the same as 'eavensabove? I wanna, be like 'eavensabove I wanna be rich, like 'eavensabove I wanna be straight, like 'eavensabove I wanna a good life, like 'eavensabove Somebody (ANYBODY) oooh somebody, somebody, somebody, somebody, (PLEEEEEEEASE) Can any-body-find Tweeeeeeeeee... …a better life than 'eavensabove? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 16, 2020 Report Share Posted April 16, 2020 13 minutes ago, Hammer of Cunts said: "Tesco" is short for T.E. Stockwell and Cohen. Recently they've been branding Lard/black pudding etc. as "Stockwell's" And Jam Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 16, 2020 Report Share Posted April 16, 2020 (edited) What's become of comrade Eric? Its been the best part of an afternoon! Has he gone down with something? Edited April 16, 2020 by 'eavensabove WASHING MY HANDS FOR 20 SECONDS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 16, 2020 Report Share Posted April 16, 2020 12 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: What's become of comrade Eric? Its been the best part of an afternoon! Has he gone down with something? You mis-typed 'with something'. You meant 'on someone'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 16, 2020 Report Share Posted April 16, 2020 2 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: You mis-typed 'with something'. You meant 'on someone'. No. I meant with something, not someone. He's not like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted April 16, 2020 Report Share Posted April 16, 2020 24 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: What's become of comrade Eric? Its been the best part of an afternoon! Has he gone down with something? he's off with psychological syphilis 'Bove. No doubt contracted whilst whoring for 'likes' on here. Deco had the same but it was by proxy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 16, 2020 Report Share Posted April 16, 2020 1 minute ago, ratcum said: he's off with psychological syphilis 'Bove. No doubt contracted whilst whoring for 'likes' on here. Deco had the same but it was by proxy. I trust it's not catching. We've more than enough on our plates Ratters. Have you the remedy or has it still too early? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 17, 2020 Report Share Posted April 17, 2020 2 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: What's become of comrade Eric? Its been the best part of an afternoon! Has he gone down with something? I'm fine 'Eavens. Taking a bit of time out and getting everything ready for the inevitable societal breakdown. I'm surviving this shit, and not playing patsy to police state tactics. @judgetwi, if you're paying attention, allow me to enlighten you on the state of things to come. In 2 years from now, this is how it's going to be... you will be dead. Probably by suicide or cholesterol induced coronary failure. I on the other hand, will be tooling around in a Land Rover, tooled up to the 9's, 18's and 27's. Doing exactly as I want, when and where I want to do it. Who's laughing now, you obese cripple? I genuinely pity you. You useless, fat impotent little short armed angry coward. Trust me wanker, judgement day is upon us, and you are judged unworthy of survival. Enjoy your microwaved kebab. Lard-arse. 😂 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 17, 2020 Report Share Posted April 17, 2020 10 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I'm fine 'Eavens. Taking a bit of time out and getting everything ready for the inevitable societal breakdown. I'm surviving this shit, and not playing patsy to police state tactics. @judgetwi, if you're paying attention, allow me to enlighten you on the state of things to come. In 2 years from now, this is how it's going to be... you will be dead. Probably by suicide or cholesterol induced coronary failure. I on the other hand, will be tooling around in a Land Rover, tooled up to the 9's, 18's and 27's. Doing exactly as I want, when and where I want to do it. Who's laughing now, you obese cripple? I genuinely pity you. You useless, fat impotent little short armed angry coward. Trust me wanker, judgement day is upon us, and you are judged unworthy of survival. Enjoy your microwaved kebab. Lard-arse. 😂 Who's nicked the jam out of your doughnut? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted April 17, 2020 Report Share Posted April 17, 2020 10 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I'm fine 'Eavens. Taking a bit of time out and getting everything ready for the inevitable societal breakdown. I'm surviving this shit, and not playing patsy to police state tactics. @judgetwi, if you're paying attention, allow me to enlighten you on the state of things to come. In 2 years from now, this is how it's going to be... you will be dead. Probably by suicide or cholesterol induced coronary failure. I on the other hand, will be tooling around in a Land Rover, tooled up to the 9's, 18's and 27's. Doing exactly as I want, when and where I want to do it. Who's laughing now, you obese cripple? I genuinely pity you. You useless, fat impotent little short armed angry coward. Trust me wanker, judgement day is upon us, and you are judged unworthy of survival. Enjoy your microwaved kebab. Lard-arse. 😂 You'll be tooling around in a regular Rover trying to get home in time before the ankle bracelet you've had fitted for having knife fights with chavs in public goes off... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 17, 2020 Report Share Posted April 17, 2020 2 minutes ago, Roadkill said: You'll be tooling around in a regular Rover trying to get home in time before the ankle bracelet you've had fitted for having knife fights with chavs in public goes off... It wasn't a knife. It was a stubby screwdriver, an old yellow and black Homebase one. Pulling it out didn't hurt much. But I admit to squeaking like a girl when they pushed a white plastic stick into the hole to X-Ray it and see how deep it was. (28mm) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 17, 2020 Report Share Posted April 17, 2020 8 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Who's nicked the jam out of your doughnut? You have Tommy, you've nicked the jam out of my doughnut... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 17, 2020 Report Share Posted April 17, 2020 https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-52314289 Brian Dennehy dead. Another legend gone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 17, 2020 Report Share Posted April 17, 2020 2 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-52314289 Another legend gone. Top level actor. Never A-list, but more capable than most of the cunts who were on that list. James Woods, same boat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 17, 2020 Report Share Posted April 17, 2020 11 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Top level actor. Never A-list, but more capable than most of the cunts who were on that list. James Woods, same boat. Always had the look of someone who would kill you and enjoy doing it. Scary man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 17, 2020 Report Share Posted April 17, 2020 12 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Top level actor. Never A-list, but more capable than most of the cunts who were on that list. James Woods, same boat. Woods was brilliant in 'Salvador'. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 17, 2020 Report Share Posted April 17, 2020 Just now, camberwell gypsy said: Always had the look of someone who would kill you and enjoy doing it. Scary man. Do yourself a favour. Watch a James Woods film called "Cop". Seriously brilliant, but virtually unheard of. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 17, 2020 Report Share Posted April 17, 2020 6 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I'm fine 'Eavens. Taking a bit of time out and getting everything ready for the inevitable societal breakdown. I'm surviving this shit, and not playing patsy to police state tactics. @judgetwi, if you're paying attention, allow me to enlighten you on the state of things to come. In 2 years from now, this is how it's going to be... you will be dead. Probably by suicide or cholesterol induced coronary failure. I on the other hand, will be tooling around in a Land Rover, tooled up to the 9's, 18's and 27's. Doing exactly as I want, when and where I want to do it. Who's laughing now, you obese cripple? I genuinely pity you. You useless, fat impotent little short armed angry coward. Trust me wanker, judgement day is upon us, and you are judged unworthy of survival. Enjoy your microwaved kebab. Lard-arse. 😂 Phew. Glad you took it the correct way. I was the only parson genetically genuinely concerned for your thoroughfare. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 17, 2020 Report Share Posted April 17, 2020 6 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-52314289 Brian Dennehy dead. Another legend gone. :(( I liked him. He had the belly of an architect, and now he's out in the cold. R.I.P. This culling process is too one sided. When are the soap-suds gonna get rinsed? Piggy Mitchel & Half Moon for starters? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 17, 2020 Report Share Posted April 17, 2020 7 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-52314289 Brian Dennehy dead. Another legend gone. The only actor to have been to the receiving end of the line "could eat the kind of things that would make a billy goat puke" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 17, 2020 Report Share Posted April 17, 2020 (edited) LATEST GOVERNMENT RELEASE - COVID UPDATE - GUIDANCE FOR CONSUMERS W A R N I N G If reusable cups or containers are used, they should be washed thoroughly in hot, soapy water, or in a dishwasher, if suitable. Edited April 17, 2020 by 'eavensabove WASHING MY BEAKER FOR 20 SECONDS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted April 17, 2020 Report Share Posted April 17, 2020 1 minute ago, 'eavensabove said: LATEST GOVERNMENT RELEASE - COVID UPDATE W A R N I N G If reusable cups or containers are used, they should be washed thoroughly in hot, soapy water, or in a dishwasher, if suitable. We have to wash our dishes? What level of hell are we all living in?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 17, 2020 Report Share Posted April 17, 2020 1 minute ago, Roadkill said: We have to wash our dishes? What level of hell are we all living in?! They only mention cups or containers. Our forks are safe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bernard Fuck Posted April 17, 2020 Report Share Posted April 17, 2020 This shower of virtue signalling cunts really showed they care: https://www.standard.co.uk/news/health/clap-for-carers-westminster-bridge-social-distancing-a4416691.html Clownworld. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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