Stubby Pecker Posted April 5, 2020 Report Share Posted April 5, 2020 2 minutes ago, King Billy said: Again That dog was the best fuck I've ever had. I could hardly get it up again when I snuck back home to my own cocker spaniel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted April 5, 2020 Report Share Posted April 5, 2020 If there’s one thing that isn’t going fix the coronavirus, it’s giving a demented old benefit scrounger a national platform to pontificate on meaningless shite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 5, 2020 Report Share Posted April 5, 2020 1 hour ago, Bill Stickers said: If there’s one thing that isn’t going fix the coronavirus, it’s giving a demented old benefit scrounger a national platform to pontificate on meaningless shite. Which is why Frank is no longer here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted April 5, 2020 Report Share Posted April 5, 2020 19 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: His wife might be sent to Kanada given she’s got needlework skills and the Selection officer might want a curiosity fuck. I fear she wouldn’t last long mind, stripes are sooo last year. I could arrange an initial response meeting for that swarthy cum-flecked bucket-fanny'd sow with the Oskar Dirlewanger Appreciation Society just to break the ice if necessary. Having a uterus like a damaged shipping container isn't commensurate with the vanguard of haute couture, so I suspect Beckham is now reduced to just back-scuttling her. Her sphincter must look like a pustular stoma bag filled to the brim with chopped liver these days. Richard E Grant is a cunt. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 5, 2020 Report Share Posted April 5, 2020 2 minutes ago, Rev said: I could arrange an initial response meeting for that swarthy cum-flecked bucket-fanny'd sow with the Oskar Dirlewanger Appreciation Society just to break the ice if necessary. Having a uterus like a damaged shipping container isn't commensurate with the vanguard of haute couture, so I suspect Beckham is now reduced to just back-scuttling her. Her sphincter must look like a pustular stoma bag filled to the brim with chopped liver these days. Richard E Grant is a cunt. He was a bit of a sinister cunt. Otto Skorzeny, now there's a hard cunt's hard cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 5, 2020 Report Share Posted April 5, 2020 Do you think Punkers will stand to attention during the speech? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted April 5, 2020 Report Share Posted April 5, 2020 1 hour ago, Bill Stickers said: If there’s one thing that isn’t going fix the coronavirus, it’s giving a demented old benefit scrounger a national platform to pontificate on meaningless shite. ..unless she shows a bit of pink Billy. Okay it might not exactly look pink these days, more like an arab's toe, but still. 👅 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted April 6, 2020 Report Share Posted April 6, 2020 On 05/04/2020 at 00:23, judgetwi said: Not to mention the fashionable lampshades that could be made out of his multi tattooed skin. Herr Oberst? Sorry Judge, I have no connection to your bête noire, I am a purely independent cunt. I just hate Beckham and his self-publicising, social media whoring, family. And I am NOT anti-Semitic, in the least. The mention of concentration camps was a reference to Beckham's tattoos and shaven head, nothing more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted April 6, 2020 Report Share Posted April 6, 2020 On 05/04/2020 at 11:51, camberwell gypsy said: Do you think Punkers will stand to attention during the speech? Only if satisfactory climax can be achieved in such position. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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