Miles Posted March 28, 2020 Report Share Posted March 28, 2020 6 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: You're not keen on gingers (wink wink) are you? Were it you what knicked my tracta Cambs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 28, 2020 Report Share Posted March 28, 2020 3 hours ago, PANZER MURPHY said: Dem dar crop cirkalz waz made by em spoice oileanz like arrr PANZERMURPHYBABY This week you will mostly be eating spuds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 28, 2020 Report Share Posted March 28, 2020 30 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: Were it you what knicked my tracta Cambs? Nicked it, stripped it, sold it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted March 28, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 28, 2020 3 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: The farmers can't. They're to busy yelling at people to get off their land, telling people to "shut that fucking gate behind yer" and sitting on walls in their smock sucking a piece of straw and giving unintelligible directions to townies You have a rather vintage view of what farmers are like. Have you not been out much lately? Ha Ha Ha. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 28, 2020 Report Share Posted March 28, 2020 9 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: You have a rather vintage view of what farmers are like. Have you not been out much lately? Ha Ha Ha. Oi bet, in one second, both moi legs'll faaall arf! that was for @Ape™️ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 28, 2020 Report Share Posted March 28, 2020 11 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: You have a rather vintage view of what farmers are like. Have you not been out much lately? Ha Ha Ha. Yep. To milk the cow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted March 28, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 28, 2020 15 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Yep. To milk the cow Pen?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted March 28, 2020 Report Share Posted March 28, 2020 3 hours ago, King Billy said: This week you will mostly be eating spuds. Any luck by end of April youll be eatin dirt bally baby Panzbaby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 28, 2020 Report Share Posted March 28, 2020 1 minute ago, PANZER MURPHY said: Any luck by end of April youll be eatin dirt bally baby Panzbaby Panzy Baby That’s cruel. I thought we were friends. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 28, 2020 Report Share Posted March 28, 2020 13 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Fuck they're a bunch of two faced cunts. The press reports today that up to a third of the UK harvest could go to waste unless they get about 60k to 70k migrant workers from Eastern Europe to help with the harvest, but what about your Buy British, Red Tractor, Support Local Business mantra you fucking cunts. We have approx. 1.24 million on unemployment benefit in the UK, that is they are actively seeking work, what the fuck is wrong with using British workforce when UKGov are already paying them to sit on their arse using my hard earned taxes. Sort it out you bunch of hypocritical cunts. And besides, we don't want any more doses of Wong Flu flow over from Eastern Europe just for the sake of a few sacks of spuds. Farmers are indeed cunts for far bigger reasons than insisting they import cheap labour to do their jobs. What these jug eared cunts fail to mention and what the good British public are blissfully unaware of is the massive amount of subsidies they get straight from the public purse, no questions asked. The CAP was the final nail in the coffin for our once rich biodiversity as farmers were actively encouraged to trash "unproductive land" the same land that prevented flooding, enriched the soil, absorbed CO2 and other shite and sustained ecosystems we've long since forgotten. I have to deal with these cunts on a daily basis and most couldn't give a flying fuck about filling in a pond, ploughing meadow land or allowing bale wrap to pollute the countryside for 100s of years to come. Guardians of the countryside my fucking arse; pig shit thick ignorant inbreeds defiantly 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted March 28, 2020 Report Share Posted March 28, 2020 13 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Farmers are indeed cunts for far bigger reasons than insisting they import cheap labour to do their jobs. What these jug eared cunts fail to mention and what the good British public are blissfully unaware of is the massive amount of subsidies they get straight from the public purse, no questions asked. The CAP was the final nail in the coffin for our once rich biodiversity as farmers were actively encouraged to trash "unproductive land" the same land that prevented flooding, enriched the soil, absorbed CO2 and other shite and sustained ecosystems we've long since forgotten. I have to deal with these cunts on a daily basis and most couldn't give a flying fuck about filling in a pond, ploughing meadow land or allowing bale wrap to pollute the countryside for 100s of years to come. Guardians of the countryside my fucking arse; pig shit thick ignorant inbreeds defiantly 100% agree. They've been raping the countryside for decades and know fuck all about wildlife and how ecosystems function. Thick racists but with that peasant cunning unique to country folk. I'd piss into the sunken eye sockets of their inbred cyclop sister wives, whilst they were out doing something unspeakable to a goose Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted March 28, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 28, 2020 28 minutes ago, ratcum said: 100% agree. They've been raping the countryside for decades and know fuck all about wildlife and how ecosystems function. Thick racists but with that peasant cunning unique to country folk. I'd piss into the sunken eye sockets of their inbred cyclop sister wives, whilst they were out doing something unspeakable to a goose Can you please try and be more specific with your comments. Thanks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 29, 2020 Report Share Posted March 29, 2020 2 hours ago, ratcum said: 100% agree. They've been raping the countryside for decades and know fuck all about wildlife and how ecosystems function. Thick racists but with that peasant cunning unique to country folk. I'd piss into the sunken eye sockets of their inbred cyclop sister wives, whilst they were out doing something unspeakable to a goose The doing something unspeakable to a goose bit rings a bell... I fear we'll be see his like again very soon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 29, 2020 Report Share Posted March 29, 2020 3 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Farmers are indeed cunts for far bigger reasons than insisting they import cheap labour to do their jobs. What these jug eared cunts fail to mention and what the good British public are blissfully unaware of is the massive amount of subsidies they get straight from the public purse, no questions asked. The CAP was the final nail in the coffin for our once rich biodiversity as farmers were actively encouraged to trash "unproductive land" the same land that prevented flooding, enriched the soil, absorbed CO2 and other shite and sustained ecosystems we've long since forgotten. I have to deal with these cunts on a daily basis and most couldn't give a flying fuck about filling in a pond, ploughing meadow land or allowing bale wrap to pollute the countryside for 100s of years to come. Guardians of the countryside my fucking arse; pig shit thick ignorant inbreeds defiantly Ooooaaaarrrr! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 29, 2020 Report Share Posted March 29, 2020 Just now, camberwell gypsy said: Ooooaaaarrrr! I likes a bit of the wurrzles me but I'll be fucked if I've ever met the farmer who fits into this stereotype Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 29, 2020 Report Share Posted March 29, 2020 25 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: The doing something unspeakable to a goose bit rings a bell... I fear we'll be see his like again very soon Fuckin right you will. The goose shagging frog is pressed against the gate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trucking Funt Posted March 29, 2020 Report Share Posted March 29, 2020 Just now, JohnnySaucePants said: For fuck sake, if its spuds that need harvesting, get the Irish onto it. They have potato digging skills better than anyone. The pikey cider necking cunts. Jobs a goodun. Fuck that! They only know how to find the rotten ones. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 29, 2020 Report Share Posted March 29, 2020 3 minutes ago, Trucking Funt said: Fuck that! They only know how to find the rotten ones. Or they forget where they've buried them and starve to death. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted March 29, 2020 Report Share Posted March 29, 2020 14 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Farmers are indeed cunts for far bigger reasons than insisting they import cheap labour to do their jobs. What these jug eared cunts fail to mention and what the good British public are blissfully unaware of is the massive amount of subsidies they get straight from the public purse, no questions asked. The CAP was the final nail in the coffin for our once rich biodiversity as farmers were actively encouraged to trash "unproductive land" the same land that prevented flooding, enriched the soil, absorbed CO2 and other shite and sustained ecosystems we've long since forgotten. I have to deal with these cunts on a daily basis and most couldn't give a flying fuck about filling in a pond, ploughing meadow land or allowing bale wrap to pollute the countryside for 100s of years to come. Guardians of the countryside my fucking arse; pig shit thick ignorant inbreeds defiantly Is the bale wrap really indispensable? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 29, 2020 Report Share Posted March 29, 2020 2 hours ago, JohnnySaucePants said: For fuck sake, if its spuds that need harvesting, get the Irish onto it. They have potato digging skills better than anyone. The pikey cider necking cunts. Jobs a goodun. We don’t need a potatovirus aswell. Spud flu. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 29, 2020 Report Share Posted March 29, 2020 19 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Farmers are indeed cunts for far bigger reasons than insisting they import cheap labour to do their jobs. What these jug eared cunts fail to mention and what the good British public are blissfully unaware of is the massive amount of subsidies they get straight from the public purse, no questions asked. The CAP was the final nail in the coffin for our once rich biodiversity as farmers were actively encouraged to trash "unproductive land" the same land that prevented flooding, enriched the soil, absorbed CO2 and other shite and sustained ecosystems we've long since forgotten. I have to deal with these cunts on a daily basis and most couldn't give a flying fuck about filling in a pond, ploughing meadow land or allowing bale wrap to pollute the countryside for 100s of years to come. Guardians of the countryside my fucking arse; pig shit thick ignorant inbreeds defiantly You have to deal with them? Are you a muck spreader? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 30, 2020 Report Share Posted March 30, 2020 On 29/03/2020 at 11:12, JohnnySaucePants said: For fuck sake, if its spuds that need harvesting, get the Irish onto it. They have potato digging skills better than anyone. The pikey cider necking cunts. Jobs a goodun. Didn't do 'em much good in 1845... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 30, 2020 Report Share Posted March 30, 2020 20 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: You have to deal with them? Are you a muck spreader? I only spout rancid shite on here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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