Guest Cunt-End Of The World Posted March 26, 2020 Report Share Posted March 26, 2020 My heart bleeds for all the athletes who will now only have their squirrelled millions to draw from as I eat yesterday's chips with a cocktail stick and use my own dandruff as salt. Now I stumble upon news that spastic wheelie mouse Tanni Grey-Thompson supports the postponement of the 2020 spakkamong games because, and I fucking quote, 'There are some who have underlying health conditions'. No shit, you dumb cunt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 26, 2020 Report Share Posted March 26, 2020 5 hours ago, Cunt-End Of The World said: My heart bleeds for all the athletes who will now only have their squirrelled millions to draw from as I eat yesterday's chips with a cocktail stick and use my own dandruff as salt. Now I stumble upon news that spastic wheelie mouse Tanni Grey-Thompson supports the postponement of the 2020 spakkamong games because, and I fucking quote, 'There are some who have underlying health conditions'. No shit, you dumb cunt! Is this the woman who does the Pole Vault ? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted March 26, 2020 Report Share Posted March 26, 2020 2 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: Is this the woman who does the Pole Vault ? Yes, and she's wheelie good at it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cunt-End Of The World Posted March 26, 2020 Report Share Posted March 26, 2020 3 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: Is this the woman who does the Pole Vault ? I imagine that's exactly what she's doing In her dreams. In the meantime, I am editing a highlight reel of her failing to negotiate big stones, the curb and narrow doorways, with National Express by the Divine Comedy playing in the background. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 26, 2020 Report Share Posted March 26, 2020 3 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: Is this the woman who does the Pole Vault ? Sometimes you do pull one out of the bag Punkers. LOL. Very funny. Out of likes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted March 26, 2020 Report Share Posted March 26, 2020 4 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: Is this the woman who does the Pole Vault ? She also does the splits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cunt-End Of The World Posted March 26, 2020 Report Share Posted March 26, 2020 3 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said: She also does the splits. She wouldn't feel a thing! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 26, 2020 Report Share Posted March 26, 2020 5 hours ago, Cunt-End Of The World said: I imagine that's exactly what she's doing In her dreams. In the meantime, I am editing a highlight reel of her failing to negotiate big stones, the curb and narrow doorways, with National Express by the Divine Comedy playing in the background. "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. (and staircases obviously)" -F.D. Roosevelt. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 26, 2020 Report Share Posted March 26, 2020 42 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. (and staircases obviously)" -F.D. Roosevelt. I thought that was the daleks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 26, 2020 Report Share Posted March 26, 2020 Just now, camberwell gypsy said: I thought that was the daleks! Davros wrote a book called 'A Brief History Of Time. Hope that helps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 27 Report Share Posted August 27 This vile little demi-human is crying all over the news today because she “was forced to crawl” off a train. She gets fuck all sympathy from me here, not least because she actually got some medals for rolling once, so if any cunt is qualified to get off a train it’s her. It turns out that she had arranged for assistance on arriving at Kings Cross on the 19:15 from Leeds. However, the pinch-faced pixie missed that train and travelled on a later one instead, and couldn’t be bothered to let anyone know. She then refused help from station staff on arrival because “they were just cleaners”. Funnily enough, she found time to take pictures of the platform and her luggage to use as evidence of her martyrdom afterwards. If I was in charge of LNER then rather than apologise I’d ban the genetically defective squint little troll from ever travelling on one of my trains ever again. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted August 27 Report Share Posted August 27 7 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: This vile little demi-human is crying all over the news today because she “was forced to crawl” off a train. She gets fuck all sympathy from me here, not least because she actually got some medals for rolling once, so if any cunt is qualified to get off a train it’s her. It turns out that she had arranged for assistance on arriving at Kings Cross on the 19:15 from Leeds. However, the pinch-faced pixie missed that train and travelled on a later one instead, and couldn’t be bothered to let anyone know. She then refused help from station staff on arrival because “they were just cleaners”. Funnily enough, she found time to take pictures of the platform and her luggage to use as evidence of her martyrdom afterwards. If I was in charge of LNER then rather than apologise I’d ban the genetically defective squint little troll from ever travelling on one of my trains ever again. The experience of crawling off a British train at the end of a horrendous journey isn't confined to the paraplegically talented. Millions do it every day. She should be flayed and her skin turned into luxury senior railcard covers. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted August 27 Report Share Posted August 27 The modern Olympics is a good measure of how fucking stupid everything has become. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted August 27 Report Share Posted August 27 I would need assistance getting on one because there's no way I would willingly get on one of these sporadically running shit boxes of my own volition. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted August 27 Report Share Posted August 27 50 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: This vile little demi-human is crying all over the news today because she “was forced to crawl” off a train. She gets fuck all sympathy from me here, not least because she actually got some medals for rolling once, so if any cunt is qualified to get off a train it’s her. It turns out that she had arranged for assistance on arriving at Kings Cross on the 19:15 from Leeds. However, the pinch-faced pixie missed that train and travelled on a later one instead, and couldn’t be bothered to let anyone know. She then refused help from station staff on arrival because “they were just cleaners”. Funnily enough, she found time to take pictures of the platform and her luggage to use as evidence of her martyrdom afterwards. If I was in charge of LNER then rather than apologise I’d ban the genetically defective squint little troll from ever travelling on one of my trains ever again. I want to know if the said cleaners scrubbed the spacker snail-trail off the platform…post crawl. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 27 Report Share Posted August 27 56 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: This vile little demi-human is crying all over the news today because she “was forced to crawl” off a train. She gets fuck all sympathy from me here, not least because she actually got some medals for rolling once, so if any cunt is qualified to get off a train it’s her. It turns out that she had arranged for assistance on arriving at Kings Cross on the 19:15 from Leeds. However, the pinch-faced pixie missed that train and travelled on a later one instead, and couldn’t be bothered to let anyone know. She then refused help from station staff on arrival because “they were just cleaners”. Funnily enough, she found time to take pictures of the platform and her luggage to use as evidence of her martyrdom afterwards. If I was in charge of LNER then rather than apologise I’d ban the genetically defective squint little troll from ever travelling on one of my trains ever again. It's what the Fat Controller would have done if she ever visited Sodor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted August 27 Report Share Posted August 27 24 minutes ago, Dave Umbongo said: I would need assistance getting on one Talk about stating the obvious, you pissed up, absolute fucking animal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt Posted August 27 Report Share Posted August 27 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: This vile little demi-human is crying all over the news today because she “was forced to crawl” off a train. She gets fuck all sympathy from me here, not least because she actually got some medals for rolling once, so if any cunt is qualified to get off a train it’s her. It turns out that she had arranged for assistance on arriving at Kings Cross on the 19:15 from Leeds. However, the pinch-faced pixie missed that train and travelled on a later one instead, and couldn’t be bothered to let anyone know. She then refused help from station staff on arrival because “they were just cleaners”. Funnily enough, she found time to take pictures of the platform and her luggage to use as evidence of her martyrdom afterwards. If I was in charge of LNER then rather than apologise I’d ban the genetically defective squint little troll from ever travelling on one of my trains ever again. Watching her "mind the gap" would have been a sight to behold. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted August 27 Report Share Posted August 27 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: This vile little demi-human is crying all over the news today because she “was forced to crawl” off a train. She gets fuck all sympathy from me here, not least because she actually got some medals for rolling once, so if any cunt is qualified to get off a train it’s her. It turns out that she had arranged for assistance on arriving at Kings Cross on the 19:15 from Leeds. However, the pinch-faced pixie missed that train and travelled on a later one instead, and couldn’t be bothered to let anyone know. She then refused help from station staff on arrival because “they were just cleaners”. Funnily enough, she found time to take pictures of the platform and her luggage to use as evidence of her martyrdom afterwards. If I was in charge of LNER then rather than apologise I’d ban the genetically defective squint little troll from ever travelling on one of my trains ever again. Spot on CB. The deranged Welsh trolley dolly is just desperate to manufacture these situations. All it will achieve is a department in GNER entirely devoted to meeting the needs of Tiny Gray Twatson, while other users still have to open doors and walk. As for the BBC's Frank '5 Shot' Gardner, the cunt complains when he's helped and when he's not. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted August 28 Report Share Posted August 28 10 hours ago, Mike Hunt said: Watching her "mind the gap" would have been a sight to behold. Morning Michael. Does Mrs H experience similar difficulties to the bold Tanni? I believe the infirm should be banned from all forms of public transport. Your average able-bodied peasant has a right not to be repulsed by these static half-human bastards en route to the nearest Wetherspoons. The cunts. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted August 28 Report Share Posted August 28 10 hours ago, ratcum said: Spot on CB. The deranged Welsh trolley dolly is just desperate to manufacture these situations. All it will achieve is a department in GNER entirely devoted to meeting the needs of Tiny Gray Twatson, while other users still have to open doors and walk. As for the BBC's Frank '5 Shot' Gardner, the cunt complains when he's helped and when he's not. Jewdy would not have been amused. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 28 Report Share Posted August 28 On 26/03/2020 at 17:36, Eric Cuntman said: Davros wrote a book called 'A Brief History Of Time. Hope that helps. He was shit at impressions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 28 Report Share Posted August 28 13 hours ago, ratcum said: Spot on CB. The deranged Welsh trolley dolly is just desperate to manufacture these situations. All it will achieve is a department in GNER entirely devoted to meeting the needs of Tiny Gray Twatson, while other users still have to open doors and walk. As for the BBC's Frank '5 Shot' Gardner, the cunt complains when he's helped and when he's not. I've always wondered; do wheelchair users become selfish cunts or are they like that before they have to use wheelchairs? Bit like BMW drivers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 28 Report Share Posted August 28 3 hours ago, Miles said: Jewdy would not have been amused. Nothing amuses that cunt. Apart from dead Palestinians Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt Posted August 28 Report Share Posted August 28 3 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Morning Michael. Does Mrs H experience similar difficulties to the bold Tanni? I believe the infirm should be banned from all forms of public transport. Your average able-bodied peasant has a right not to be repulsed by these static half-human bastards en route to the nearest Wetherspoons. The cunts. Indeed DC, it's just so tempting to shout "She's fine, don't catch her!!" when I tip her out of the train. Funnily enough I was only last night boning up on the best way to kill yourself apart from drinking bleach and it is literally putting your neck on the line. Or your spouse's. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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