Guest Bernard Fuck Posted April 13, 2020 Report Share Posted April 13, 2020 20 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: One thing that this current lockdown has achieved, is the noticeable benefits to flora & fauna in general. With the absence of motor-traffic, aeroplanes & humanoid disturbances, one can now see wild orchids in flower which were previously 'unknown of' and also to my delight/dismay (whatever your angle is) this rare creature which has all of a sudden been appearing in my garden. @Eric Cuntman your recommendations would be grateful, as to whether 'bullet or bolt' for the dispatch of this pesky little varmint, whilst retaining its use for a supper. Is that a Pine Marten? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 13, 2020 Report Share Posted April 13, 2020 30 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: What is it? Leave it alone, it's cute. Exactly... Its a Pine Marten. I've been leaving it some strawberry jam & peanuts. It laps them up! By all accounts they have a sweet-tooth. I'm calling it Dr. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 13, 2020 Report Share Posted April 13, 2020 17 minutes ago, Bernard Fuck said: Is that a Pine Marten? I fink its some type of toad. It hops wen I chuck fings at it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 13, 2020 Report Share Posted April 13, 2020 4 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: Exactly... Its a Pine Marten. I've been leaving it some strawberry jam & peanuts. It laps them up! By all accounts they have a sweet-tooth. I'm calling it Dr. I've got a tame hedgehog living in the back garden. I give it a bit of cat food every day. Too many cunts still give them bread soaked in milk, unaware that it gives them diarrhoea and they die of dehydration. I think they prefer worms and beetles, but I don't keep any in the cupboard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 13, 2020 Report Share Posted April 13, 2020 7 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I've got a tame hedgehog living in the back garden. I give it a bit of cat food every day. Too many cunts still give them bread soaked in milk, unaware that it gives them diarrhoea and they die of dehydration. I think they prefer worms and beetles, but I don't keep any in the cupboard. You'll have Gyps licking her lips. Not sure she's a fan of the beetles though... bread is not good for ducks either, and if it's worms yer after, Punker's got 'em covered. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 13, 2020 Report Share Posted April 13, 2020 7 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: One thing that this current lockdown has achieved, is the noticeable benefits to flora & fauna in general. With the absence of motor-traffic, aeroplanes & humanoid disturbances, one can now see wild orchids in flower which were previously 'unknown of' and also to my delight/dismay (whatever your angle is) this rare creature which has all of a sudden been appearing in my garden. @Eric Cuntman your recommendations would be grateful, as to whether 'bullet or bolt' for the dispatch of this pesky little varmint, whilst retaining its use for a supper. That's a pine marten and they simply don't occur in Suffolk. If you did kill one you could potentially be jailed as they're rare and highly protected. However, if you own a grouse estate where tweed dressed millionaires waddle up the hillside to needlessly kill with zero skill, you can shoot, trap and poison any poor cunt with tooth or claw with impunity Plus I'll find you and gut you like an eel 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 13, 2020 Report Share Posted April 13, 2020 11 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: That's a pine marten and they simply don't occur in Suffolk. If you did kill one you could potentially be jailed as they're rare and highly protected. However, if you own a grouse estate where tweed dressed millionaires waddle up the hillside to needlessly kill with zero skill, you can shoot, trap and poison any poor cunt with tooth or claw with impunity Plus I'll find you and gut you like an eel Less than 800 known examples in the U.K. More in Scotland. That's what I read earlier anyway. I want a pet Bush Baby. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted April 13, 2020 Report Share Posted April 13, 2020 I want a pet Liger like those red neck imbeciles on Tiger King however, i would need to check that my local Companion Care can give it a routine check up, you know, take its temperature. Fucking rip off cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted April 13, 2020 Report Share Posted April 13, 2020 8 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: One thing that this current lockdown has achieved, is the noticeable benefits to flora & fauna in general. With the absence of motor-traffic, aeroplanes & humanoid disturbances, one can now see wild orchids in flower which were previously 'unknown of' and also to my delight/dismay (whatever your angle is) this rare creature which has all of a sudden been appearing in my garden. @Eric Cuntman your recommendations would be grateful, as to whether 'bullet or bolt' for the dispatch of this pesky little varmint, whilst retaining its use for a supper. I would hope that if you go anywhere near it that it sinks its teeth into your windpipe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 13, 2020 Report Share Posted April 13, 2020 45 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: That's a pine marten and they simply don't occur in Suffolk. If you did kill one you could potentially be jailed as they're rare and highly protected. However, if you own a grouse estate where tweed dressed millionaires waddle up the hillside to needlessly kill with zero skill, you can shoot, trap and poison any poor cunt with tooth or claw with impunity Plus I'll find you and gut you like an eel Errm, well, I sure as fuck live in Suffolk, and that there Marten frequented my garden. Fact. Furthermore, you arse-wipe, I'd no more hurt the critter, than you could possibly skin me like an eel... shove THAT up your uneducated Pine Pratling statistics. I'll download more pics of the aforementioned, as and when, just to shut you up... strawberry jam being licked from your name. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 13, 2020 Report Share Posted April 13, 2020 1 minute ago, Dawn Chorus said: I would hope that if you go anywhere near it that it sinks its teeth into your windpipe. you can shut the fuck up, you gormless cretin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted April 13, 2020 Report Share Posted April 13, 2020 5 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: Errm, well, I sure as fuck live in Suffolk, and that there Marten frequented my garden. Fact. Furthermore, you arse-wipe, I'd no more hurt the critter, than you could possibly skin me like an eel... shove THAT up your uneducated Pine Pratling statistics. I'll download more pics of the aforementioned, as and when, just to shut you up... strawberry jam being licked from your name. Actually there have been some random and unofficial introductions I saw one dead on a road by the Crewe Hall estate back in 2007. The real issue is as to where there are any breeding populations. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted April 13, 2020 Report Share Posted April 13, 2020 3 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: you can shut the fuck up, you gormless cretin. After you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted April 13, 2020 Report Share Posted April 13, 2020 7 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I've got a tame hedgehog living in the back garden. I give it a bit of cat food every day. Too many cunts still give them bread soaked in milk, unaware that it gives them diarrhoea and they die of dehydration. I think they prefer worms and beetles, but I don't keep any in the cupboard. Hedgehogs are carnivores will eat literally will eat any small animal they find living or dead including or course worms, slugs and insects .. they will also eat adders and seem to be immune to the poison. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 13, 2020 Report Share Posted April 13, 2020 5 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: Hedgehogs are carnivores will eat literally will eat any small animal they find living or dead including or course worms, slugs and insects .. they will also eat adders and seem to be immune to the poison. I'm sure that Chris "Stubbs" Packham will have something to say about that. He's the Devonshire virtuoso on the wildwife of UK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted April 13, 2020 Report Share Posted April 13, 2020 21 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: I'm sure that Chris "Stubbs" Packham will have something to say about that. He's the Devonshire virtuoso on the wildwife of UK Stubbsy lives in Glawstersher .. I live in Devonshire and we don't allow grockells or variners to enter the county. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 13, 2020 Report Share Posted April 13, 2020 The current pandemic that troubles our existence is undoubtedly down to the ongoing stupidity of clapping for the NHS and the chasing of rainbows which have become the beacons of hope to the many and not just the few. However, as the above practises of voodoo have had little affect on the population of Covids, the Japs have stepped-up the game as market cheer-leaders with yokai which is being hailed as being our best possible hope of defeating the plague. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted April 13, 2020 Report Share Posted April 13, 2020 1 hour ago, 'eavensabove said: I'm sure that Chris "Stubbs" Packham will have something to say about that. He's the Devonshire virtuoso on the wildwife of UK Packham studied for a degree in Kamikaze but failed his finals repeatedly. The thick cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 13, 2020 Report Share Posted April 13, 2020 1 hour ago, 'eavensabove said: I'm sure that Chris "Stubbs" Packham will have something to say about that. He's the Devonshire virtuoso on the wildwife of UK Fuck yeah. I want an elephant cat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 13, 2020 Report Share Posted April 13, 2020 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: Fuck yeah. I want an elephant cat. It's an Asian. Not an African. Just so you know, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 13, 2020 Report Share Posted April 13, 2020 Just now, 'eavensabove said: It's an Asian. Not an African. Just so you know, I'm not stupid. I know you can tell by the size of its haunches. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 13, 2020 Report Share Posted April 13, 2020 3 minutes ago, ratcum said: Packham studied for a degree in Kamikaze but failed his finals repeatedly. The thick cunt. Don't worry Ratters. Covid will get him. He's on the extremely vulnerable list. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 13, 2020 Report Share Posted April 13, 2020 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: I'm not stupid. I know you can tell by the size of its haunches. Oh... I was only going by what's written in the box, or is that a trunk in the background? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 13, 2020 Report Share Posted April 13, 2020 1 hour ago, Dawn Chorus said: Hedgehogs are carnivores will eat literally will eat any small animal they find living or dead including or course worms, slugs and insects .. they will also eat adders and seem to be immune to the poison. My cats are fascinated by it. And it doesn't mind them sitting and staring at it while it's eating their kit-e-kat. They've never tried to attack it and it walks over to me when I go out with the bowl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 14, 2020 Report Share Posted April 14, 2020 2 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said: Hedgehogs are carnivores will eat literally will eat any small animal they find living or dead including or course worms, slugs and insects .. they will also eat adders and seem to be immune to the poison. And delicious roasted with a cameline sauce or in pastry with a duck sauce. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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