King Billy Posted March 31, 2020 Report Share Posted March 31, 2020 18 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Where did you get the info on the 100% success rate? I think it was Joey Essex. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 31, 2020 Report Share Posted March 31, 2020 3 minutes ago, King Billy said: I think it was Joey Essex. I've wanted to kill him since I saw a trailer for one of his programmes, where he visited a zoo and asked one of the keepers if Penguins beaks are made of wood... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 31, 2020 Report Share Posted March 31, 2020 8 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: Now now Billy, easy on the Kool-Aid, or you’ll be needing a tinfoil sash to go with the Bacofoil bowler on your Portadown Nature ramble later this year. Sorry about all that old chap. I forgot you used to be Jo Swinson. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 31, 2020 Report Share Posted March 31, 2020 5 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I've wanted to kill him since I saw a trailer for one of his programmes, where he visited a zoo and asked one of the keepers if Penguins beaks are made of wood... A penguin once asked me if I’d seen his brother. I said “I don’t know. What does he look like?” “Just like me.” he said. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted March 31, 2020 Report Share Posted March 31, 2020 9 minutes ago, King Billy said: Sorry about all that old chap. I forgot you used to be Jo Swinson. No worries, I make a similar mistake with you and David Tremble. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted March 31, 2020 Report Share Posted March 31, 2020 14 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: I must admit to some surprise at your stance on this subject Your Worship. I’d have had you pegged for all money as a Toby Young-esque ultra capitalist who thinks we should be chucking the elderly off Beachy Head so the great Casino in the Square Mile can crank up and start producing arseholes again. I was expecting a blizzard of stats and graphs on the potential loss to GDP and why the QALYs don’t justify it, but no. Aside from a sly dig at Globalism you seem to be slight to the left of Genghis Khan for once. Bravo. It may also surprise you that I have been arrested three times, been fingerprinted DNA'd, mugshotted and spent two separate nights in the cells on account of my fox-hunting sabbing activities. Long story short, no charges pressed on account of a pit-bull of a lawyer and calmer heads prevailing in the CPS. However, I do like money and lots of it but I am a one-nation tory and believe capitalism has its place but it does have to act in a socially responsible manner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted March 31, 2020 Report Share Posted March 31, 2020 39 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: A golfing buddy of mine’s father aged 92 has just been released from hospital after Covoid and he’s fine.He’s also had underlying heart problems for the last 20 years! What the fuck is going on! I can't be arsed to look it up but as I recall the death ratio for coronavirus patients over 85 is 15% so your golfing buddy's father situation is not unusual. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted March 31, 2020 Report Share Posted March 31, 2020 3 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: It may also surprise you that I have been arrested three times, been fingerprinted DNA'd, mugshotted and spent two separate nights in the cells on account of my fox-hunting sabbing activities. Long story short, no charges pressed on account of a pit-bull of a lawyer and calmer heads prevailing in the CPS. However, I do like money and lots of it but I am a one-nation tory and believe capitalism has its place but it does have to act in a socially responsible manner. You're getting desperate for attention in your old age. What wondrous exploits shall we be told of next - the time you told some chavs to shut up in the cinema? Did everyone give you a round of applause afterwards, did they? Six months stuck in the house, Roops. None of your weird, dead inside, middle aged swinger friends and dogging partners around to laugh at your stories over wine and olive turnovers (I don't even know if those are real food but it sounds like something cunts would serve at parties). Six months closer to the Zimmer frame and piss smelling sheets of the care home, and its already so close at your age. Its OK - you tell us all the stories you want - we're all in this together. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 31, 2020 Report Share Posted March 31, 2020 5 minutes ago, Roadkill said: , mugshotted and spent two separate nights in the cells I’m sure I’ve watched the film. ‘Crapillon’ The true story of the woman they couldn’t hold. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 31, 2020 Report Share Posted March 31, 2020 7 minutes ago, Roadkill said: You're getting desperate for attention in your old age. What wondrous exploits shall we be told of next - the time you told some chavs to shut up in the cinema? Did everyone give you a round of applause afterwards, did they? Six months stuck in the house, Roops. None of your weird, dead inside, middle aged swinger friends and dogging partners around to laugh at your stories over wine and olive turnovers (I don't even know if those are real food but it sounds like something cunts would serve at parties). Six months closer to the Zimmer frame and piss smelling sheets of the care home, and its already so close at your age. Its OK - you tell us all the stories you want - we're all in this together. I'm nicking that. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted April 1, 2020 Report Share Posted April 1, 2020 25 minutes ago, Roadkill said: You're getting desperate for attention in your old age. What wondrous exploits shall we be told of next - the time you told some chavs to shut up in the cinema? Did everyone give you a round of applause afterwards, did they? Six months stuck in the house, Roops. None of your weird, dead inside, middle aged swinger friends and dogging partners around to laugh at your stories over wine and olive turnovers (I don't even know if those are real food but it sounds like something cunts would serve at parties). Six months closer to the Zimmer frame and piss smelling sheets of the care home, and its already so close at your age. Its OK - you tell us all the stories you want - we're all in this together. Not exactly stuck in the house killer...You shouldn't be so churlish either, most punters here regale personal anecdotes and stories (especially if it involves violence and fucking beautiful women). Your problem may be you don't have much of a story to tell on account of living a nondescript life aside from displaying so-so art and creating sock-puppets to alleviate the tediousness of your situation. You even misappropriated a teenage girl-friend's photo and pretended to be her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 1, 2020 Report Share Posted April 1, 2020 53 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I've wanted to kill him since I saw a trailer for one of his programmes, where he visited a zoo and asked one of the keepers if Penguins beaks are made of wood... I actually watched one episode of towie just see for myself what it's like. I came to the conclusion that everyone was fucking retarded. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted April 1, 2020 Report Share Posted April 1, 2020 Just now, Mrs Roops said: Not exactly stuck in the house killer...You shouldn't be so churlish either, most punters here regale personal anecdotes and stories (especially if it involves violence and fucking beautiful women). Your problem may be you don't have much of a story to tell on account of living a nondescript life life aside from displaying so-so art and creating sock-puppets to alleviate the tediousness of your situation. You even misappropriated a teenage girl-friend's photo and pretended to be her. All true, however you've been on here more than me lately - especially since this whole virus thing kicked off. Walls closing in? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 1, 2020 Report Share Posted April 1, 2020 38 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: I can't be arsed to look it up Mmm? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 1, 2020 Report Share Posted April 1, 2020 6 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: Not exactly stuck in the house killer...You shouldn't be so churlish either, most punters here regale personal anecdotes and stories (especially if it involves violence and fucking beautiful women). Your problem may be you don't have much of a story to tell on account of living a nondescript life aside from displaying so-so art and creating sock-puppets to alleviate the tediousness of your situation. You even misappropriated a teenage girl-friend's photo and pretended to be her. Yep. There's nothing that compares to beating up a fucking beautiful woman.. joke (before someone drops their monocle into their pink champagne) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted April 1, 2020 Report Share Posted April 1, 2020 4 minutes ago, Roadkill said: All true, however you've been on here more than me lately - especially since this whole virus thing kicked off. Walls closing in? A bit more working from home and unable to attend the usual Saturday night haunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 1, 2020 Report Share Posted April 1, 2020 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Yep. There's nothing that compares to beating up a fucking beautiful woman.. joke (before someone drops their monocle into their pink champagne) Are you Kwiss Eubank? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 1, 2020 Report Share Posted April 1, 2020 1 minute ago, Mrs Roops said: A bit more working from home and unable to attend the usual Saturday night haunts. Mecca Bingo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 1, 2020 Report Share Posted April 1, 2020 9 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I actually watched one episode of towie just see for myself what it's like. I came to the conclusion that everyone was fucking retarded. I know someone who was in it. She also works a Victoria Beckham lookalike. She played Jack McVitie's ex bird in 'legend' as well. google her. Esther Adams. She's got an IMDB page. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 1, 2020 Report Share Posted April 1, 2020 1 minute ago, King Billy said: Are you Kwiss Eubank? I don't wecognithe him and I don't wethpect him... He ith a thilly man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted April 1, 2020 Report Share Posted April 1, 2020 3 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: A bit more working from home and unable to attend the usual Saturday night haunts. Blanche Monnier managed this shit for 25 years and she was a Frog. You'll be fine, just don't start giving out more of your shite life experiences - even your lesbian tendency stories are disappointing shite. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 1, 2020 Report Share Posted April 1, 2020 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I know someone who was in it. She also works a Victoria Beckham lookalike. She played Jack McVitie's ex bird in 'legend' as well. google her. Esther Adams. She's got an IMDB page. I got about half hour into that film and had to switch off as I thought it was a piss take. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 1, 2020 Report Share Posted April 1, 2020 1 minute ago, Roadkill said: Blanche Monnier managed this shit for 25 years and she was a Frog. You'll be fine, just don't start giving out more of your shite life experiences - even your lesbian tendency stories are disappointing shite. Pen? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted April 1, 2020 Report Share Posted April 1, 2020 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: Pen? 1901 so... yeah could be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cunt-End Of The World Posted April 1, 2020 Report Share Posted April 1, 2020 6 minutes ago, King Billy said: Mecca Bingo. She's removes her silicone mask, raids Google's data centre, plugs herself in to absorb the next tract of disinformation and then ejaculates it over the corner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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