Cuntybaws Posted March 30, 2020 Report Share Posted March 30, 2020 17 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: You've more chance of having your eyes pecked out by the Ivory Billed Woodpecker Socket to me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cunt-End Of The World Posted March 30, 2020 Report Share Posted March 30, 2020 16 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: 0.0178% of the Italian population have croaked it from this chink flu. In the UK its 0.00181 and China 0.00023. Its all a load of fucking bullshite. You've more chance of having your eyes pecked out by the Ivory Billed Woodpecker Agreed, it's fucking nonsense. Also, those fucking tests only show whether you have a Corona group virus pathogen and is not specific to covid-19 and does NOT measure quantity of the virus. There are many Corona viruses and most of us have some minor quantity inside us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cunt-End Of The World Posted March 30, 2020 Report Share Posted March 30, 2020 45 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: Its still early days as data sets are continually changing almost by the hour, but measuring contagion is quantified by a disease's basic reproductive ratio. Seasonal flu's R0 varies but can be as high as 2, Covid-19 (at the latest count) is nudging over 4. Factor in seasonal flu's mortality rate of 0.1 with coronavirus at 3% and one can appreciate the scale of the problem I write algorithms for fucking fun. These datasets are worthless because all of the variables are not known. All you can do is plot where and when, which in It's own right is currently impossible because not all are even bothering to report illness (symptoms too mild and not weaklings). These death figures are inflated also because of stress. "Oh fuck, I've got a killer disease" mindset which only serves to make you sicker, certainly in older people and the sick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 30, 2020 Report Share Posted March 30, 2020 6 minutes ago, Cunt-End Of The World said: I write algorithms for fucking fun. Get back to me when you can code a gas giant planetary slingshot taking into account both general and special relativity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 30, 2020 Report Share Posted March 30, 2020 21 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Get back to me when you can code a gas giant planetary slingshot taking into account both general and special relativity. I'll let you know, the next time I swing-by. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 30, 2020 Report Share Posted March 30, 2020 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Neither will you for the foreseeable future. Lol. You fucking wanker. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted March 30, 2020 Report Share Posted March 30, 2020 1 hour ago, King Billy said: What problem? Sorry I dozed off around ‘early days’ Cue hilarious insult. Why? Do you consider your past cliched repartee so insipid that you now have to pre-empt a reply? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 30, 2020 Report Share Posted March 30, 2020 On 26/03/2020 at 11:49, Mrs Roops said: I suppose the country should be grateful that for the next three weeks people like yourself are no longer able to spout unmitigated nonsense whilst propping up the bar. The entire OP is a pile of cack but for the sake of brevity I'll just comment on three points. 1/ The common cold and many other viruses are contagious before symptoms show. Some people are known to be carriers without showing any symptoms at all. 2/ No one is sure why Italy and Spain have a higher incidence of Covid-19 compared to the rest of Europe. One theory is that families are larger and more closely-knit than the traditional nuclear model of say, the UK. 3/ You never did say how your recently purchased Beechams shares have performed. You need interrogating to establish how a financial genius who professed to be a "clever cunt" was persuaded to purchase non-existent shares. People like you are a menace. Banging on about suicide and cancer rates is an exercise in false equivalency. Covid-19 is has a death ratio of 3% compared to seasonal flu's ratio of 0.1%, it also has a frightening ability to transmit from person to person. Figures vary from day to day as data is continually collated and analysed but transmission rates known so far suggest that covid-19 is three times more contagious than seasonal flu. I suggest you should self-isolate more than six feet away from any keyboard or hand-held device. You are right about 1. However you are more contagious when you are sneezing and coughing (for obvious reasons) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 30, 2020 Report Share Posted March 30, 2020 4 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: Why? Do you consider your past cliched repartee so insipid that you now have to pre-empt a reply? No Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted March 30, 2020 Report Share Posted March 30, 2020 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: 0.0178% of the Italian population have croaked it from this chink flu. In the UK its 0.00181 and China 0.00023. Its all a load of fucking bullshite. You've more chance of having your eyes pecked out by the Ivory Billed Woodpecker That's fine if populations are uniformly spread and have identical histories with regards to lifestyle and human contact. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted March 30, 2020 Report Share Posted March 30, 2020 1 hour ago, Cunt-End Of The World said: Agreed, it's fucking nonsense. Also, those fucking tests only show whether you have a Corona group virus pathogen and is not specific to covid-19 and does NOT measure quantity of the virus. There are many Corona viruses and most of us have some minor quantity inside us. Stick to writing those imaginary algorithms, Covid-19 antibody tests are analysed in the laboratory and can identify the virus . You either have it or don't. How the symptoms present themselves is down to the physiology of the patient. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted March 30, 2020 Report Share Posted March 30, 2020 1 hour ago, Cunt-End Of The World said: I write algorithms for fucking fun. These datasets are worthless because all of the variables are not known. All you can do is plot where and when, which in It's own right is currently impossible because not all are even bothering to report illness (symptoms too mild and not weaklings)... Precisely, and therein lies part of the problem... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted March 30, 2020 Report Share Posted March 30, 2020 12 minutes ago, King Billy said: No I would believe you more if you said night doesn't follow day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 30, 2020 Report Share Posted March 30, 2020 3 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: I would believe you more if you said night doesn't follow day. I’ve been at home all day and I’m looking out the window now and it doesn’t appear to be dark outside. You may wish to google that question again. I’m not saying one way or the other as I don’t claim to be an expert on what follows day. That’s a bit too much for me to work out. I’d love to know the answer though, if you’d be so kind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 30, 2020 Report Share Posted March 30, 2020 1 hour ago, Mrs Roops said: I would believe you more if you said night doesn't follow day. Not in northern Scandinavia in the Summer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 30, 2020 Report Share Posted March 30, 2020 2 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Not in northern Scandinavia in the Summer. Brilliant film. The original Scandinavian version of 'Insomnia'. The Al Pacino remake was pants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 30, 2020 Report Share Posted March 30, 2020 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: Brilliant film. The original Scandinavian version of 'Insomnia'. The Al Pacino remake was pants. You fucking cocker roach! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 30, 2020 Report Share Posted March 30, 2020 27 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Brilliant film. The original Scandinavian version of 'Insomnia'. The Al Pacino remake was pants. “Say hello to my little friend. He’s an Eskimo.” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted March 30, 2020 Report Share Posted March 30, 2020 2 hours ago, King Billy said: I’ve been at home all day and I’m looking out the window now and it doesn’t appear to be dark outside. You may wish to google that question again. I’m not saying one way or the other as I don’t claim to be an expert on what follows day. That’s a bit too much for me to work out. I’d love to know the answer though, if you’d be so kind. Google says you're trying too hard, so quit yer babbling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 30, 2020 Report Share Posted March 30, 2020 6 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: Google says you're trying too hard, so quit yer babbling. Nice one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted March 30, 2020 Report Share Posted March 30, 2020 On 26/03/2020 at 18:49, camberwell gypsy said: Let's just say, that when every other cunt was stripping the shelves of bog rolls, hand sanitisers and essentials, he was scurrying about with a trolley full of packs of tin foil. Bog rolls? I'm having to use newspaper already Gyps. The Times are rough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted March 31, 2020 Report Share Posted March 31, 2020 2 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: Bog rolls? I'm having to use newspaper already Gyps. The Times are rough. You fucking Twat,.'eavens. Hello. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 31, 2020 Report Share Posted March 31, 2020 18 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: That's fine if populations are uniformly spread and have identical histories with regards to lifestyle and human contact. And of those 0.000 of percentages the vast, vast majority are at death door anyway. If you're fit and healthy there's fuck all to worry about, therefore my bullshite call still stands. Get a cough, stay at home and you'll be right in a week or 2. However, in India 10 million poor cunts die every year from preventable issues and 35% of the population is classified as malnourished. If it goes full blown there and in other shit hole cesspits like Bangladesh, Nigeria or the slums around Nairobi we could see death tolls in the millions and the complete break down of their barely functioning societies. Fingers crossed for the call from the Donald, Putin and whichever swat little cunt runs China these days of "I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cunt-End Of The World Posted March 31, 2020 Report Share Posted March 31, 2020 16 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: And of those 0.000 of percentages the vast, vast majority are at death door anyway. If you're fit and healthy there's fuck all to worry about, therefore my bullshite call still stands. Get a cough, stay at home and you'll be right in a week or 2. However, in India 10 million poor cunts die every year from preventable issues and 35% of the population is classified as malnourished. If it goes full blown there and in other shit hole cesspits like Bangladesh, Nigeria or the slums around Nairobi we could see death tolls in the millions and the complete break down of their barely functioning societies. Fingers crossed for the call from the Donald, Putin and whichever swat little cunt runs China these days of "I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure." No matter, one Indian woman can produce 10 million gargoyles in her lifetime. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted March 31, 2020 Report Share Posted March 31, 2020 11 hours ago, Roadkill said: You fucking Twat,.'eavens. Hello. Phwoarrrr, you little sexy minx you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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