camberwell gypsy Posted March 26, 2020 Report Share Posted March 26, 2020 10 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: He was shit. Magnus Pyke was the man. How many scientists appear on hit singles Dr Pyke at 0.38 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 26, 2020 Report Share Posted March 26, 2020 3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: After WW2, he was working as a scientific advisor to the government, specifically in matters of nutrition. His proposed solution to the post war protein shortage, was to make blood pudding out of the vast stockpiles of blood donated for the war effort. Proposal rejected on moral grounds.. well, they fucking asked. Ungrateful cunts. Yes I know... black sausage + protein = Punkape joke. Fuck off you predictable cunts. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 26, 2020 Report Share Posted March 26, 2020 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Yes I know... black sausage + protein = Punkape joke. Fuck off you predictable cunts. With the amount of white protein punkers gulps down, if the cunt lifted a few weights he'd be stacked, if I wasn't for the tertiary AIDS of course Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 26, 2020 Report Share Posted March 26, 2020 3 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: With the amount of white protein punkers gulps down, if the cunt lifted a few weights he'd be stacked, if I wasn't for the tertiary AIDS of course Fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 26, 2020 Report Share Posted March 26, 2020 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: Fuck. One asks, the pecker delivers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cunt-End Of The World Posted March 26, 2020 Report Share Posted March 26, 2020 13 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: With the amount of white protein punkers gulps down, if the cunt lifted a few weights he'd be stacked, if I wasn't for the tertiary AIDS of course You have made this shitty nom worthwhile Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted March 27, 2020 Report Share Posted March 27, 2020 4 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: He was shit. Magnus Pyke was the man. What about Johnny Ball. His Think of a Number inspired me not to be a worthless piece of shit dole scum, or work in local government like other feckless wankers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 27, 2020 Report Share Posted March 27, 2020 2 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: What about Johnny Ball. His Think of a Number inspired me not to be a worthless piece of shit dole scum, or work in local government like other feckless wankers. Or teaching. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 27, 2020 Report Share Posted March 27, 2020 44 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: What about Johnny Ball. His Think of a Number inspired me not to be a worthless piece of shit dole scum, or work in local government like other feckless wankers. I liked Johnny Ball. In hindsight, I'd have liked him better if the number he'd 'thought of' was 1. One less child. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted March 27, 2020 Report Share Posted March 27, 2020 3 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I liked Johnny Ball. In hindsight, I'd have liked him better if the number he'd 'thought of' was 1. One less child. It is a pity he didn't "Think Again" before emptying his balls into Mrs Balls clam bucket. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 27, 2020 Report Share Posted March 27, 2020 6 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I liked Johnny Ball. In hindsight, I'd have liked him better if the number he'd 'thought of' was 1. One less child. The best number is 73. Look it up if you don't believe me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cunt-End Of The World Posted March 27, 2020 Report Share Posted March 27, 2020 11 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: What about Johnny Ball. His Think of a Number inspired me not to be a worthless piece of shit dole scum, or work in local government like other feckless wankers. Wouldn't play ball, along with David Bellamy, on climate change bollocks. Legend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 27, 2020 Report Share Posted March 27, 2020 6 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: The best number is 73. Look it up if you don't believe me. I'm genuinely surprised that Pen hasn't replied to this with a bus route reference. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted March 27, 2020 Report Share Posted March 27, 2020 On 26/03/2020 at 14:54, Cuntybaws said: Einstein can't be classed as witless, He claimed atoms were the littlest. When you did a bit of splitting-em-ness, Fright turned everybody shitless. Spasticus Autisticus was a cunt as well, by all accounts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 27, 2020 Report Share Posted March 27, 2020 1 hour ago, Joker said: Spasticus Autisticus was a cunt as well, by all accounts. I'm fairly sure (OK, I'm 100% sure) that I posted a picture a while back of the now-defunct and appallingly-named Maltese restaurant "Spastacus". Worst linguine I ever had. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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