Guest Cunt-End Of The World Posted March 24, 2020 Report Share Posted March 24, 2020 If only 30% of people in my market town of 8500 venture out for any of the reasons permitted, taking into account the inaccessibility of most of it due to closures, means that on average in any single hour (a generous 14 hours daytime period given here) 182.1 people are out and about in a very small area. This doesn't even take into account those taking trips out more than once for separate permitted reasons. In several suburbs of London, where there is only one park within walking distance and closures all over, this figure is going to be much higher. All of the reasons for going out are reasons most of us would choose when off work at the weekend anyway. These are gatherings Boris. Back to school you fucking buffoon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted March 24, 2020 Report Share Posted March 24, 2020 why take two jews into the shower? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 24, 2020 Report Share Posted March 24, 2020 1 hour ago, Cunt-End Of The World said: Its an open site, cunt. If I have posted something boring, the community will let me know. Don't mind being called out for shite. Now, go unchain those male prostitutes, take a pill and wash it down with that cum you keep in empty cups of petit filous. Oaf. Go easy on jugg ears old boy, he's a total fuckwit whose harrowing life permits him to act like a total cunt. He spent his life saving getting to the UK from some near Asian shite pit (Turkmenistan probably) only for his swarthy arse to be sold to Eddie so he could work in his car wash 15 hours a day then get chained up in a caravan all night Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cunt-End Of The World Posted March 24, 2020 Report Share Posted March 24, 2020 13 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Go easy on jugg ears old boy, he's a total fuckwit whose harrowing life permits him to act like a total cunt. He spent his life saving getting to the UK from some near Asian shite pit (Turkmenistan probably) only for his swarthy arse to be sold to Eddie so he could work in his car wash 15 hours a day then get chained up in a caravan all night I read this nom back. It is fucking boring. Also, it seems he has done little more than rock back and forth with a helmet on for the entirety of his adult life, so maybe I should let up on the thick cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 24, 2020 Report Share Posted March 24, 2020 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: ) only for his swarthy arse to be sold to Eddie so he could work in his car wash 15 hours a day then get chained up in a caravan all night In the immortal words of the great Mark ‘chopper’ Read ‘ Your generosity will be your fucking downfall one day mate.” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 24, 2020 Report Share Posted March 24, 2020 41 minutes ago, Cunt-End Of The World said: I read this nom back. It is fucking boring. Also, it seems he has done little more than rock back and forth with a helmet on for the entirety of his adult life, so maybe I should let up on the thick cunt. Strictly speaking, especially under the new mumsnet lite regime, he's broken many a rule and deserves to be thrown in the cooler for round the clock fisting, no lube The unfortunate cunt deserves pity though, he's got it hard enough being violated by a drunken walrus like Eddie every night Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 24, 2020 Report Share Posted March 24, 2020 Just now, King Billy said: In the immortal words of the great Mark ‘chopper’ Read. “your generosity will be your fucking downfall one day mate.” Neville bloody Bartos! One of my faves, @Eric Cuntman will agree His books are worth a read- he's a funny, albeit highly disturbed, cunt. And a very good bullshiter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 24, 2020 Report Share Posted March 24, 2020 Just now, Stubby Pecker said: Neville bloody Bartos! One of my faves, @Eric Cuntman will agree His books are worth a read- he's a funny, albeit highly disturbed, cunt. And a very good bullshiter “Now look what you’ve done. You’ve upset your mum.” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 24, 2020 Report Share Posted March 24, 2020 2 minutes ago, King Billy said: “Now look what you’ve done. You’ve upset your mum.” "Cheers big ears" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 24, 2020 Report Share Posted March 24, 2020 1 minute ago, Stubby Pecker said: "Cheers big ears" “nice shirt Mark. Do they do them for men?” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 25, 2020 Report Share Posted March 25, 2020 13 hours ago, King Billy said: “nice shirt Mark. Do they do them for men?” "Keithy seems to have done himself a mischief" I'm watching this tonight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 25, 2020 Report Share Posted March 25, 2020 45 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: "Keithy seems to have done himself a mischief" I'm watching this tonight 'Why would I shoot him and then drive him to hospital? It's idiotic, it would defeat the object of shooting him in the first place' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 25, 2020 Report Share Posted March 25, 2020 14 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: 'Why would I shoot him and then drive him to hospital? It's idiotic, it would defeat the object of shooting him in the first place' “You’ve never done nothing good in your life Chopper.” ”Well I bashed you up. That was good.” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 25, 2020 Report Share Posted March 25, 2020 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: 'Why would I shoot him and then drive him to hospital? It's idiotic, it would defeat the object of shooting him in the first place' "I realise its not a fashion competition your honour, but if he'd have worn what he was gonna wear, you'd have given him 20 years for bad taste" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted March 25, 2020 Report Share Posted March 25, 2020 21 hours ago, Cunt-End Of The World said: If only 30% of people in my market town of 8500 venture out for any of the reasons permitted, taking into account the inaccessibility of most of it due to closures, means that on average in any single hour (a generous 14 hours daytime period given here) 182.1 people are out and about in a very small area. This doesn't even take into account those taking trips out more than once for separate permitted reasons. In several suburbs of London, where there is only one park within walking distance and closures all over, this figure is going to be much higher. All of the reasons for going out are reasons most of us would choose when off work at the weekend anyway. These are gatherings Boris. Back to school you fucking buffoon. As long as the total accumulation of footpaths and other pedestrianised areas in your shitty market town is greater than 362.2 metres you've got nothing to worry about even if they decide to conga through the streets 2metres apart from one another. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted March 26, 2020 Report Share Posted March 26, 2020 21 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: As long as the total accumulation of footpaths and other pedestrianised areas in your shitty market town is greater than 362.2 metres you've got nothing to worry about even if they decide to conga through the streets 2metres apart from one another. Einstein was a clever cunt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 26, 2020 Report Share Posted March 26, 2020 51 minutes ago, Joker said: Einstein was a clever cunt! Einstein can't be classed as witless, He claimed atoms were the littlest. When you did a bit of splitting-em-ness, Fright turned everybody shitless. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 26, 2020 Report Share Posted March 26, 2020 On 25/03/2020 at 12:26, Eric Cuntman said: 'Why would I shoot him and then drive him to hospital? It's idiotic, it would defeat the object of shooting him in the first place' Mark Read's deed! Few years back. If I remember a lot of what he wrote was bollocks. Never happened. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 26, 2020 Report Share Posted March 26, 2020 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: Einstein can't be classed as witless, He claimed atoms were the littlest. When you did a bit of splitting-em-ness, Fright turned everybody shitless. ‘Shit or dust’ as the saying goes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 26, 2020 Report Share Posted March 26, 2020 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: a lot of what he wrote was bollocks Unlike Cunts Corner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted March 26, 2020 Report Share Posted March 26, 2020 6 hours ago, Joker said: Einstein was a clever cunt! Dyslexic fucking cunt with a shit haircut. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 26, 2020 Report Share Posted March 26, 2020 1 minute ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Dyslexic fucking cunt with a shit haircut. He was shit. Magnus Pyke was the man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 26, 2020 Report Share Posted March 26, 2020 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: He was shit. Magnus Pyke was the man. He was great in Dads Army. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 26, 2020 Report Share Posted March 26, 2020 6 hours ago, Joker said: Einstein was a clever cunt! “ALBERT !!” 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 26, 2020 Report Share Posted March 26, 2020 Just now, King Billy said: He was great in Dads Army. After WW2, he was working as a scientific advisor to the government, specifically in matters of nutrition. His proposed solution to the post war protein shortage, was to make blood pudding out of the vast stockpiles of blood donated for the war effort. Proposal rejected on moral grounds.. well, they fucking asked. Ungrateful cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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