Guest judgetwi Posted March 16, 2020 Report Share Posted March 16, 2020 Looks like a cunt, talks like a cunt, acts like a cunt......QED. After less than 3 years in Parliament Layla has put herself forward as the next leader of the Lib Dims. Well, why not? She proudly boasts of being the first “pansexual” MP. For those of you not right on like me, “pansexual” means fuck anything, anywhere, anytime. Believe it or not Layla once had a boyfriend. ( well, a male of some description anyway) Unfortunately she was arrested for beating the shit out of him but the bloke decided to drop the charges and do a runner instead. Sensible man, he should be an MP. Well done to the good people of Oxford West and Abingdon for voting for this fucked up freak, not once...... but twice! You must be proud of yourselves.........you muggy fucking cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 16, 2020 Report Share Posted March 16, 2020 8 minutes ago, judgetwi said: For those of you not right on like me, “pansexual” means fuck anything, anywhere, anytime. Following in the proud Liberal tradition of Big Cyril Smyth and dozens of other deviant libtard politicians. At least their party conference can still carry on this year regardless of the Yellow Fever. Only gatherings of five or more are being banned. There’s still three tickets available I think. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Monaco Slim Posted March 16, 2020 Report Share Posted March 16, 2020 I hope all liberals get aids or cancer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 17, 2020 Report Share Posted March 17, 2020 1 minute ago, Monaco Slim said: I hope all liberals get aids or cancer. From a toilet seat at the Covid 19 clinic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 17, 2020 Report Share Posted March 17, 2020 10 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: Jeremy Thorpe was a cunt. All Lib Dem’s are cunts. That’s the only attribute needed to join. I was really shocked the day after the election to find out that Jo Swineson wasn’t PM and we were still leaving the EU. Only 314 MPs short. Hit the post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 17, 2020 Report Share Posted March 17, 2020 1 hour ago, judgetwi said: Looks like a cunt, talks like a cunt, acts like a cunt......QED. After less than 3 years in Parliament Layla has put herself forward as the next leader of the Lib Dims. Well, why not? She proudly boasts of being the first “pansexual” MP. For those of you not right on like me, “pansexual” means fuck anything, anywhere, anytime. Believe it or not Layla once had a boyfriend. ( well, a male of some description anyway) Unfortunately she was arrested for beating the shit out of him but the bloke decided to drop the charges and do a runner instead. Sensible man, he should be an MP. Well done to the good people of Oxford West and Abingdon for voting for this fucked up freak, not once...... but twice! You must be proud of yourselves.........you muggy fucking cunts. So let me get this straight; a pansexual will fuck a member of the opposite sex, a person of their own sex, a person of the opposite sex who's now a member of their sex and a person of their sex who's now a person of the opposite sex? I'm fucking confused. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted March 17, 2020 Report Share Posted March 17, 2020 I was never confused. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cunt-End Of The World Posted March 17, 2020 Report Share Posted March 17, 2020 9 hours ago, judgetwi said: Well done to the good people of Oxford West and Abingdon for voting for this fucked up freak, not once...... but twice! Oxford West has affordable student housing, and since the bar has been significantly lowered in terms of brains required to attend university, alongside the introduction of philosophical 'ethics' type degrees, gay-spastic-talk has become the primary language. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 17, 2020 Report Share Posted March 17, 2020 (edited) Fucking hell, I don't think our resident Casanova Neil would even chuck one up this broom stick riding harpy. It's got a set of gnashers that would make light work of titanium reinforced concrete Edited March 17, 2020 by Stubby Pecker Tidy flaps though 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted March 17, 2020 Report Share Posted March 17, 2020 9 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: So let me get this straight; a pansexual will fuck a member of the opposite sex, a person of their own sex, a person of the opposite sex who's now a member of their sex and a person of their sex who's now a person of the opposite sex? I'm fucking confused. Throw 'chair legs.....rhino horns......gearsticks......those little rubber thingies that go in the bottom of trumpets....oh an miscellaneous' into the mix and where's your confusion at then? I think she just runs at stuff with a wide-on the size of Cheddar Gorge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted March 17, 2020 Report Share Posted March 17, 2020 2 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: ......those little rubber thingies that go in the bottom of trumpets. I didn't know trumpets had bottoms, or is "trumpet" a euphemism? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted March 17, 2020 Report Share Posted March 17, 2020 1 hour ago, Hammer of Cunts said: I didn't know trumpets had bottoms, or is "trumpet" a euphemism? Yes - for Punkape Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted March 17, 2020 Report Share Posted March 17, 2020 20 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: Yes - for Punkape I imagine there's a few here with a well-developed embouchure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 17, 2020 Report Share Posted March 17, 2020 2 minutes ago, Hammer of Cunts said: I imagine there's a few here with a well-developed embouchure. Is embouchure a cheese? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted March 17, 2020 Report Share Posted March 17, 2020 57 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Is embouchure a cheese? Well, it's sometimes got blue veins. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 17, 2020 Report Share Posted March 17, 2020 5 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Fucking hell, I don't think our resident Casanova Neil would even chuck one up this broom stick riding harpy. It's got a set of gnashers that would make light work of titanium reinforced concrete Isn't that Velma from Scooby Doo? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 17, 2020 Report Share Posted March 17, 2020 15 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Isn't that Velma from Scooby Doo? Nope, she had massive tits (or was that just my imagination?) and would undoubtedly be a good shag. Ms Moran probably won't fuck anything unless it's changed sex a few dozen times and identifies as non-human being or some other made up shite Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 17, 2020 Report Share Posted March 17, 2020 27 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Isn't that Velma from Scooby Doo? No. It's another sort of dog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 17, 2020 Report Share Posted March 17, 2020 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: No. It's another sort of dog. ZOIKS!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 17, 2020 Report Share Posted March 17, 2020 17 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: ZOIKS!! "ZOWIE!" Name that cartoon? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 17, 2020 Report Share Posted March 17, 2020 36 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: "ZOWIE!" Name that cartoon? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 17, 2020 Report Share Posted March 17, 2020 39 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: "ZOWIE!" Name that cartoon? Its either from Batman when someone gets twatted or there was a character from Rolie Polie Olie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 17, 2020 Report Share Posted March 17, 2020 42 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: 39 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Its either from Batman when someone gets twatted or there was a character from Rolie Polie Olie Fucking hell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 17, 2020 Report Share Posted March 17, 2020 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: Fucking hell. I dont fucking know do I? When I was a kid I watched Tom and Jerry. I hated any shite that Hannah Barbera put out. I then watched the shit what my kids watched; Blues Clues, Rosie and Jim, Pob. Now all I see with my grandkids is Paw Patrol (I fucking hate Chase), In the Night Garden (I fucking hate Makka Pakka) and Bing ( I fucking hate that rabbit). Mel Blanc was a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 17, 2020 Report Share Posted March 17, 2020 52 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: So who's this ginger cunt? Neil Lennon? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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