Guest Posted March 15, 2020 Report Share Posted March 15, 2020 'Oh, yeah, absolutely' 'Absolutely, yeah.' These - Starbucks dwelling, skinny jeaned, Sheeran listening, Corden watching, bandwagon jumping, moisturiser wearing, Daniel Craig's James Bond admiring - bags of cum on legs can go and CUNT RIGHT OFF. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cunt-End Of The World Posted March 15, 2020 Report Share Posted March 15, 2020 You are, absolutely, a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cunt-End Of The World Posted March 15, 2020 Report Share Posted March 15, 2020 Could say the same for any shitface who uses the word 'super' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 15, 2020 Report Share Posted March 15, 2020 15 minutes ago, Cunt-End Of The World said: Could say the same for any shitface who uses the word 'super' He’s a supercunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 15, 2020 Report Share Posted March 15, 2020 26 minutes ago, Cunt-End Of The World said: Could say the same for any shitface who uses the word 'super' I'd have them and cunts who say "cool" flogged with a rubber hose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cunt-End Of The World Posted March 15, 2020 Report Share Posted March 15, 2020 12 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I'd have them and cunts who say "cool" flogged with a rubber hose. A set of road spikes weilded by a coked up Geoff Capes '81' would be better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 15, 2020 Report Share Posted March 15, 2020 23 minutes ago, Cunt-End Of The World said: A set of road spikes weilded by a coked up Geoff Capes '81' would be better. Those were the days. WSM has all got a bit formulaic. They used to throw in some oddball events back then. Bending iron bars and pulling rowing boats up a beach etc'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 15, 2020 Report Share Posted March 15, 2020 5 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Those were the days. WSM has all got a bit formulaic. They used to throw in some oddball events back then. Bending iron bars and pulling rowing boats up a beach etc'. Doesn't he breed budgies now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 15, 2020 Report Share Posted March 15, 2020 11 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Doesn't he breed budgies now? Yeah. And he's really fat. He was always fat, but he could run 100 metres in 20 seconds with a bag of cement on his shoulder. Fit-fat no more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted March 15, 2020 Report Share Posted March 15, 2020 18 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Those were the days. WSM has all got a bit formulaic. They used to throw in some oddball events back then. Bending iron bars and pulling rowing boats up a beach etc'. Taking a lead from the ECB and the FA, Channel Five are showing the Worlds’ Strongest Woman in July. Featuring Strappa Dicktomi, The Italian favourite, who’ll lift seven full bags of shopping and steam a knife-edge crease in your Levi’s, before dazzlingly assembling a Billy Bookcase with her Penis. If she ever visits East Anglia I hope she can recognise the sound of a chloroform bottle being opened in the back of a Bedford Rascal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 15, 2020 Report Share Posted March 15, 2020 4 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: Taking a lead from the ECB and the FA, Channel Five are showing the Worlds’ Strongest Woman in July. Featuring Strappa Dicktomi, The Italian favourite, who’ll lift seven full bags of shopping and steam a knife-edge crease in your Levi’s, before dazzlingly assembling a Billy Bookcase with her Penis. If she ever visits East Anglia I hope she can recognise the sound of a chloroform bottle being opened in the back of a Bedford Rascal. I was going to put a few quid on the Serbian hammer thrower Anna Rexia but she seemed to have lost weight recently. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted March 15, 2020 Report Share Posted March 15, 2020 5 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Doesn't he breed budgies now? Only birds the fat beardie cunt could get. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 15, 2020 Report Share Posted March 15, 2020 6 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Those were the days. WSM has all got a bit formulaic. They used to throw in some oddball events back then. Bending iron bars and pulling rowing boats up a beach etc'. Allan Crossley used to be a good mate of mine back in the day. I don’t know if you ever knew him. He won Britain’s Strongest man way back then and worked loads of doors round London for a long time. A fellow countryman of mine and a top geezer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 15, 2020 Report Share Posted March 15, 2020 1 hour ago, King Billy said: Allan Crossley used to be a good mate of mine back in the day. I don’t know if you ever knew him. He won Britain’s Strongest man way back then and worked loads of doors round London for a long time. A fellow countryman of mine and a top geezer. I've never run into him. I remember he represented England alongside Capes in European competition. I don't know him, but I've seen Terry Hollands in dartford a couple of times. Gigantic cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 15, 2020 Report Share Posted March 15, 2020 9 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I've never run into him. I remember he represented England alongside Capes in European competition. I don't know him, but I've seen Terry Hollands in dartford a couple of times. Gigantic cunt. He worked for Lenny McClean for years and was in his corner for most of his fights.When Lenny packed in the fighting Allan had a couple of bouts but his heart wasn’t really in it. He was a hard as fuck bloke but he didn’t enjoy hurting people. I might look him up if he’s still in London. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 15, 2020 Report Share Posted March 15, 2020 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I've never run into him. I remember he represented England alongside Capes in European competition. I don't know him, but I've seen Terry Hollands in dartford a couple of times. Gigantic cunt. I know Adam Bishop who won WSM a few years back. He's the strength coach at Harlequins Rugby. His biceps are bigger than my thighs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 15, 2020 Report Share Posted March 15, 2020 6 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I know Adam Bishop who won WSM a few years back. He's the strength coach at Harlequins Rugby. His biceps are bigger than my thighs. Wasn’t he in Neighbours? Or was it Coronation St? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 16, 2020 Report Share Posted March 16, 2020 32 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I know Adam Bishop who won WSM a few years back. He's the strength coach at Harlequins Rugby. His biceps are bigger than my thighs. He won Britain's strongest man. He has qualified for WSM before but he's not in the same league as Eddie Hall, Bjornson etc'. massively strong for his size though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 16, 2020 Report Share Posted March 16, 2020 2 minutes ago, King Billy said: Wasn’t he in Neighbours? Or was it Coronation St? That was Emily Bishop. He was a friend of Ena Sharples Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 16, 2020 Report Share Posted March 16, 2020 30 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: That was Emily Bishop. He was a friend of Ena Sharples That Ratcum fancies Violet Carson. He wants to do a fuck up her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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