and Posted March 16, 2020 Report Share Posted March 16, 2020 On 14/03/2020 at 15:48, Hammer of Cunts said: Fives. I expect you were a day-boy. You spelt 'gay' wrongly 😏 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted March 16, 2020 Report Share Posted March 16, 2020 Cunts have just called off Aintree now. Fuckers! I'm off to lay waste to a birthday party of happy smiling shiny-faced children in a McDonald's somewhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted March 18, 2020 Report Share Posted March 18, 2020 On 12/03/2020 at 02:59, PANZER MURPHY said: Ive seen the quality of the pints of Guinness "served" in the UK..no Irishman would touch it ...t'would benefit you more to drink it MC baby..put a bit of iron in that pallid frame of yours and meat on those skeletal legs.. itd do your trout chest a power of good too spuddy picker PANZERMURPHYBABY The black stuff at cheltenham tasted like spunk...... fucking awful Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 18, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 18, 2020 8 hours ago, Monumental cunt said: The black stuff at cheltenham tasted like spunk...... fucking awful I reckon you should have sucked of the creamy white bit on the top and spat it out- ask punkers for advice on this, hes an expert on the black stuff... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted March 18, 2020 Report Share Posted March 18, 2020 12 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: I reckon you should have sucked of the creamy white bit on the top and spat it out- ask punkers for advice on this, hes an expert on the black stuff... How long have you been self isolated Splub? I sense you're already stir crazy, so fuck knows what you'll be like in three months time. That's just about when the new strain of virus arrives from Johnny China. Get a grip man. 🤳 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 18, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 18, 2020 10 minutes ago, ratcum said: How long have you been self isolated Splub? I sense you're already stir crazy, so fuck knows what you'll be like in three months time. That's just about when the new strain of virus arrives from Johnny China. Get a grip man. 🤳 I'm in splendid rural isolation ratty old boy. The leaves are coming out thus negating the need for shit tickets- all I need is a food source I can rely on and I'm sitting pretty. Know any good recipes for human flesh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted March 18, 2020 Report Share Posted March 18, 2020 10 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: I'm in splendid rural isolation ratty old boy. The leaves are coming out thus negating the need for shit tickets- all I need is a food source I can rely on and I'm sitting pretty. Know any good recipes for human flesh? that's my nob coming down from the top of the poster you know Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 18, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 18, 2020 1 hour ago, ratcum said: that's my nob coming down from the top of the poster you know Mixture of blood, spunk and piss. Nasty business Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted March 25, 2020 Report Share Posted March 25, 2020 On 18/03/2020 at 09:52, Stubby Pecker said: I reckon you should have sucked of the creamy white bit on the top and spat it out- ask punkers for advice on this, hes an expert on the black stuff... Caught fucking Wong flu at cheltenham....but I’m nails.....got over it so now immune. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 25, 2020 Report Share Posted March 25, 2020 19 minutes ago, Monumental cunt said: Caught fucking Wong flu at cheltenham....but I’m nails.....got over it so now immune. I'm so hard that Wong flu avoids me and tells all the other viruses that it's 'scared of catching Eric'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted March 26, 2020 Report Share Posted March 26, 2020 25 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I'm so hard that Wong flu avoids me and tells all the other viruses that it's 'scared of catching Eric'. Even AIDS? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 26, 2020 Report Share Posted March 26, 2020 34 minutes ago, Monumental cunt said: Even AIDS? One of my friends went to Kenya and brought me back a lion carved out of soapstone by the locals. I have handled it a few times and never caught AIDS. I'm obviously immune to that too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 26, 2020 Report Share Posted March 26, 2020 On 18/03/2020 at 22:53, Stubby Pecker said: Mixture of blood, spunk and piss. Nasty business That's only what Neil has to clean out the back of his van. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted March 26, 2020 Report Share Posted March 26, 2020 1 hour ago, Bill Stickers said: Bit of an odd comment from one of the site’s most prominent homophobes. Have you ever tried someone else’s then? Or did it just bring back flashbacks of your younger self, bent double in your teenage bedroom, noshing yourself off as The Kinks ‘Apeman’ played on a 45 in the background? Fucking rubbish, asda suit wearing no mark. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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