Earl of Punkape Posted March 9, 2020 Report Share Posted March 9, 2020 Mr Salmond’s trial has started today with a series of charges relating to complaints from approximately 10 different women.Some of those women will undoubtedly be slags. A lot of it seems to be rather “Benny Hill” but a charge of attempted rape could land him a large bowl of porridge. Hopefully Nichola Klebb Sturgeon will be implicated in an elaborate cover up. Fuck off. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 9, 2020 Report Share Posted March 9, 2020 21 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Mr Salmond’s trial has started today with a series of charges relating to complaints from approximately 10 different women.Some of those women will undoubtedly be slags. A lot of it seems to be rather “Benny Hill” but a charge of attempted rape could land him a large bowl of porridge. Hopefully Nichola Klebb Sturgeon will be implicated in an elaborate cover up. Fuck off. # me too would have sufficed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 9, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 9, 2020 13 minutes ago, King Billy said: # me too would have sufficed. Do you think Salmond is guilty ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 9, 2020 Report Share Posted March 9, 2020 32 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Mr Salmond’s trial has started today with a series of charges relating to complaints from approximately 10 different women.Some of those women will undoubtedly be slags. A lot of it seems to be rather “Benny Hill” but a charge of attempted rape could land him a large bowl of porridge. Hopefully Nichola Klebb Sturgeon will be implicated in an elaborate cover up. Fuck off. It's funny you say that punkers as I've always imagined a pissed up Salmond chasing his female staff around the office, troosers around his ankles as the Benny Hill music plays. First evidence is he got pissed up and groped an employee (unfortunately they remain anonymous so we can see if she was fuckable) on the tit. Ok, very naughty, but later it's said he pinned her down, stripped her naked and tried to rape her. If this one sticks he's completely fucked and will do time with some proper hard nuts who'll hopefully rape the fuck out his chubby arse giving his full blown tertiary bad AIDS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 9, 2020 Report Share Posted March 9, 2020 7 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Do you think Salmond is guilty ? I hope so. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 9, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 9, 2020 Just now, King Billy said: I hope so. The SNP are worse than Labour. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Monaco Slim Posted March 9, 2020 Report Share Posted March 9, 2020 For once I actually want the women to win the trial. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 9, 2020 Report Share Posted March 9, 2020 1 minute ago, Earl of Punkape said: The SNP are worse than Labour. I totally agree. Alex Salmond should be clubbed to a pulp using a rolled up Nicola Sturgeon. The remains could then be reshaped into a statue of Margaret Thatcher outside the Scottish Parliament. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 9, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 9, 2020 1 hour ago, Monaco Slim said: For once I actually want the women to win the trial. The women aren’t on trial.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 9, 2020 Report Share Posted March 9, 2020 7 minutes ago, King Billy said: I hope so. Why the fuck didn't these daft mares report the slap, grope and tickle at the time? Perhaps there was the offer of something in it for them which hasn't quite met up to their expectations Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 9, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 9, 2020 1 minute ago, King Billy said: I totally agree. Alex Salmond should be clubbed to a pulp using a rolled up Nicola Sturgeon. The remains could then be reshaped into a statue of Margaret Thatcher outside the Scottish Parliament. Scotland owes it’s prosperous well being to England and the United Kingdom. Robert the Bruce is a cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 9, 2020 Report Share Posted March 9, 2020 9 minutes ago, Monaco Slim said: For once I actually want the women to win the trial. Its not an episode of Swashbuckle, you mad fool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 9, 2020 Report Share Posted March 9, 2020 2 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Why the fuck didn't these daft mares report the slap, grope and tickle at the time? Perhaps there was the offer of something in it for them which hasn't quite met up to their expectations Most women love rape. Obviously once they get used to it. We don’t know yet, but it may come out that wee Alex is a bloody good rapist. He certainly looks like he has the potential to excel at it. I’m sure Neil would be more qualified to comment than you or I. I haven’t done that many. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Monaco Slim Posted March 9, 2020 Report Share Posted March 9, 2020 2 minutes ago, King Billy said: Most women love rape. Obviously once they get used to it. We don’t know yet, but it may come out that wee Alex is a bloody good rapist. He certainly looks like he has the potential to excel at it. I’m sure Neil would be more qualified to comment than you or I. I haven’t done that many. if they didnt enjoy rape then there's no way anyone could get their dick inside. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 9, 2020 Report Share Posted March 9, 2020 6 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Scotland owes it’s prosperous well being to England and the United Kingdom. Robert the Bruce is a cunt. I don’t want to piss on your chips but Scotland is fucking skint and always has been. They wouldn’t have it any other way. It’s what they know and love. It’s their history and culture. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted March 10, 2020 Report Share Posted March 10, 2020 1 hour ago, Earl of Punkape said: Mr Salmond’s trial has started today with a series of charges relating to complaints from approximately 10 different women.Some of those women will undoubtedly be slags. A lot of it seems to be rather “Benny Hill” but a charge of attempted rape could land him a large bowl of porridge. Hopefully Nichola Klebb Sturgeon will be implicated in an elaborate cover up. Fuck off. Wee jimmy crankey is the bird he tried to fuck and that’s why she is hidden in court behind a screen and her voice is disguised. Apparently he could not quite get a hard on with her, that’s what saved her from his sweaty body humping her hairy wee cave. As reported verbatim on the BBC tonight’s news. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted March 10, 2020 Report Share Posted March 10, 2020 38 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Do you think Salmond is guilty ? That’s obviously for 11 short haired fat Scottish lezbians to decide. hang him will be their verdict Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted March 10, 2020 Report Share Posted March 10, 2020 21 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: The women aren’t on trial you gormless oaf.. 18 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Scotland owes it’s prosperous well being to England and the United Kingdom. Robert the Bruce is a cunt. Knobs.lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted March 10, 2020 Report Share Posted March 10, 2020 15 minutes ago, King Billy said: Most women love rape. Obviously once they get used to it. We don’t know yet, but it may come out that wee Alex is a bloody good rapist. He certainly looks like he has the potential to excel at it. I’m sure Neil would be more qualified to comment than you or I. I haven’t done that many. You can’t be too careful what with the 1 in 75 million chance of catching Wong flu from your rapee, I’d keep it down to a local handful for now. Nothing to old in the risk categories. So keep it below 85. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted March 10, 2020 Report Share Posted March 10, 2020 11 minutes ago, King Billy said: I don’t want to piss on your chips but Scotland is fucking skint and always has been. They wouldn’t have it any other way. It’s what they know and love. It’s their history and culture. They must have at least ten gallons of crude and a cellar full of Buckfast left. That will hold them till 2100. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 10, 2020 Report Share Posted March 10, 2020 1 minute ago, Monumental cunt said: Wee jimmy crankey is the bird he tried to fuck and that’s why she is hidden in court behind a screen and her voice is disguised. Apparently he could not quite get a hard on with her, that’s what saved her from his sweaty body humping her hairy wee cave. As reported verbatim on the BBC tonight’s news. The only time I ever visited Scotland I never saw one female that I would even speak to, never mind rape. I would bet that any of the stunted little gargoyles would jump at the chance to take out a wonga loan and pay any man to bend them over the counter at the local chip shop and hide the battered mars bar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted March 10, 2020 Report Share Posted March 10, 2020 6 minutes ago, King Billy said: The only time I ever visited Scotland I never saw one female that I would even speak to, never mind rape. I would bet that any of the stunted little gargoyles would jump at the chance to take out a wonga loan and pay any man to bend them over the counter at the local chip shop and hide the battered mars bar. Never been to the place....horrible people, filthy place, foreign language, ugly cunts. Emperor Hadrian had the right idea with that fucking wall. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 10, 2020 Report Share Posted March 10, 2020 8 minutes ago, Monumental cunt said: Never been to the place....horrible people, filthy place, foreign language, ugly cunts. Emperor Hadrian had the right idea with that fucking wall. I don’t know if you’ve ever seen Hadrians Wall MC but it’s about 4 foot high and the sweaty socks couldn’t even get near the top of the fucker.The chinks must have laughed their little yellow baldy bollocks off when they first came over here and saw it. If they didn’t then they definitely would have when they first met a jock and heard them speak. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 10, 2020 Report Share Posted March 10, 2020 1 hour ago, King Billy said: I don’t know if you’ve ever seen Hadrians Wall MC but it’s about 4 foot high and the sweaty socks couldn’t even get near the top of the fucker.The chinks must have laughed their little yellow baldy bollocks off when they first came over here and saw it. If they didn’t then they definitely would have when they first met a jock and heard them speak. It's not just the fried Mars bar mob that are trapped by the wall. Roadkill and the other Geordies are also trapped. It's blatant racism. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted March 10, 2020 Report Share Posted March 10, 2020 7 hours ago, King Billy said: If they didn’t then they definitely would have when they first met a jock and heard them speak. Och aye the noo? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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