Guest President Trump Posted March 9, 2020 Report Share Posted March 9, 2020 Who the fucking hell do these cunts think they are? My portfolio of shares is right in the shite and I've been boasting about how well the Dow Joans was doing, since I became the most powerful man in the world. Why don't these cunts just print a lot of money and give a pile of dollars to every American? Then I'll get more votes. That dirty Russkie has scuppered OPEC and made the towel heads produce more oil. What a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted March 9, 2020 Report Share Posted March 9, 2020 24 minutes ago, President Trump said: Who the fucking hell do these cunts think they are? My portfolio of shares is right in the shite and I've been boasting about how well the Dow Joans was doing, since I became the most powerful man in the world. Why don't these cunts just print a lot of money and give a pile of dollars to every American? Then I'll get more votes. That dirty Russkie has scuppered OPEC and made the towel heads produce more oil. What a cunt. Your understanding of financial operations rivals that of the real Trump. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted March 9, 2020 Report Share Posted March 9, 2020 My portfolio is looking quite healthy thanks to my investments in The Scott Paper Company and DCS Group. You've got to keep your eye on the ball and predict what the fucking idiot general public are going to do next. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted March 9, 2020 Report Share Posted March 9, 2020 Just now, Cunty BigBollox said: My portfolio is looking quite healthy thanks to my investments in The Scott Paper Company and DCS Group. You've got to keep your eye on the ball and predict what the fucking idiot general public are going to do next. Die en masse, hopefully. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest President Trump Posted March 10, 2020 Report Share Posted March 10, 2020 On 09/03/2020 at 17:21, White Cunt said: Your understanding of financial operations rivals that of the real Trump. The Dow 'Joans' was a nice touch? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted March 11, 2020 Report Share Posted March 11, 2020 16 hours ago, President Trump said: The Dow 'Joans' was a nice touch? No. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest President Trump Posted March 12, 2020 Report Share Posted March 12, 2020 On 09/03/2020 at 17:21, White Cunt said: Your understanding of financial operations rivals that of the real Trump. You show me your billion and I'll show you mine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted March 12, 2020 Report Share Posted March 12, 2020 2 hours ago, President Trump said: You show me your billion and I'll show you mine I think you are asking the wrong person. Try Punky or Neil. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted March 12, 2020 Report Share Posted March 12, 2020 Got a nine pack of tesco toilet rolls looking to swap for a five bedroom house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted March 12, 2020 Report Share Posted March 12, 2020 14 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: Got a nine pack of tesco toilet rolls looking to swap for a five bedroom house. You could be lucky in Bradford, if you don’t mind an outdoor toilet and the locals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 12, 2020 Report Share Posted March 12, 2020 3 minutes ago, White Cunt said: You could be lucky in Bradford, if you don’t mind an outdoor toilet and the locals. The locals avoid using 'John Wayne' toilet paper. It's rough, tough and doesn't take any shit from Indians. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 12, 2020 Report Share Posted March 12, 2020 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: The locals avoid using 'John Wayne' toilet paper. It's rough, tough and doesn't take any shit from Indians. “Get off your horse and wipe your arse” 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 12, 2020 Report Share Posted March 12, 2020 44 minutes ago, King Billy said: “Get off your horse and wipe your arse” "The hell I will" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 13, 2020 Report Share Posted March 13, 2020 16 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: "The hell I will" "Well pilgrim, only after you eat the peanuts out of my shit" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 13, 2020 Report Share Posted March 13, 2020 7 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: "Well pilgrim, only after you eat the peanuts out of my shit" You think you're some kind of writer? You think you're Mickey fuckin Spillane? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 13, 2020 Report Share Posted March 13, 2020 13 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: You think you're some kind of writer? You think you're Mickey fuckin Spillane? ‘You look like the vermin-ridden son of a bitch you are’ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest President Trump Posted March 17, 2020 Report Share Posted March 17, 2020 The cunts have finally started the printing presses up again. I love all that free money. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 17, 2020 Report Share Posted March 17, 2020 On 13/03/2020 at 15:22, Eric Cuntman said: You think you're some kind of writer? You think you're Mickey fuckin Spillane? A-Well-a bird bird b-birds the word a-well-a bird bird b-birds the word Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 17, 2020 Report Share Posted March 17, 2020 6 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: A-Well-a bird bird b-birds the word a-well-a bird bird b-birds the word If I'm gonna die for a word... then my word is Puntang. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted March 17, 2020 Report Share Posted March 17, 2020 1 hour ago, President Trump said: The cunts have finally started the printing presses up again. I love all that free money. There is plenty of Monopoly stuff for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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