Miles Posted March 7, 2020 Report Share Posted March 7, 2020 I have three close friends who have each bought Utility Warehouse phone, broadband and electricity contract packages. Utility Warehouse sells on a multi level marketing principle .. you buy their product and then try to sell their product to other dopey cunts to get a payment. All three friends wish me to buy the Utility Warehouse products from them so they can obtain a payment. My problem is which friend do I buy a Utility Warehouse package from? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 7, 2020 Report Share Posted March 7, 2020 I thought the title was 'Multi level parking' and was gonna let rip on how poxy multi level car parks were. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 7, 2020 Report Share Posted March 7, 2020 2 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said: I have three close friends who have each bought Utility Warehouse phone, broadband and electricity contract packages. With friends like these, who needs enemas? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted March 7, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 7, 2020 15 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: With friends like these, who needs enemas? You ain't seen my enemies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted March 7, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 7, 2020 2 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: You ain't seen my enemaies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted March 7, 2020 Report Share Posted March 7, 2020 7 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said: 7 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said: slag Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 7, 2020 Report Share Posted March 7, 2020 12 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said: I have three close friends who have each bought Utility Warehouse phone, broadband and electricity contract packages. Utility Warehouse sells on a multi level marketing principle .. you buy their product and then try to sell their product to other dopey cunts to get a payment. All three friends wish me to buy the Utility Warehouse products from them so they can obtain a payment. My problem is which friend do I buy a Utility Warehouse package from? When a male giraffe finds a female giraffe in estrus, he nudges her rear end with his nose to encourage her to urinate. The male tastes the urine, checking for signals that she's ready to mate. If things look promising, he follows the female around until she stands still, indicating that the time is right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted March 8, 2020 Report Share Posted March 8, 2020 1 hour ago, Earl of Punkape said: When a male giraffe finds a female giraffe in estrus, he nudges her rear end with his nose to encourage her to urinate. The male tastes the urine, checking for signals that she's ready to mate. If things look promising, he follows the female around until she stands still, indicating that the time is right. Isn’t she too tall for you? Do you fuck from a ladder? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted March 9, 2020 Report Share Posted March 9, 2020 On 07/03/2020 at 09:58, Dawn Chorus said: My problem is which friend do I buy a Utility Warehouse package from? None of 'em, buy your own package and try to sell it to some other stupid cunt! BTW, apparently Talk Talk do a cheaper (albeit unreliable) package, just ask Cunt-End Of The World for more info. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 9, 2020 Report Share Posted March 9, 2020 On 07/03/2020 at 22:41, Earl of Punkape said: When a male giraffe finds a female giraffe in estrus, he nudges her rear end with his nose to encourage her to urinate. The male tastes the urine, checking for signals that she's ready to mate. If things look promising, he follows the female around until she stands still, indicating that the time is right. From glory hole voyeur to savannah peeping Tom. You fucking disgust me. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 9, 2020 Report Share Posted March 9, 2020 On 07/03/2020 at 22:41, Earl of Punkape said: When a male giraffe finds a female giraffe in estrus, he nudges her rear end with his nose to encourage her to urinate. The male tastes the urine, checking for signals that she's ready to mate. If things look promising, he follows the female around until she stands still, indicating that the time is right. Wind your neck in you cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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