Guest Ollyboro Posted February 13, 2020 Report Share Posted February 13, 2020 Clip of this cunt. Mincing about Europe with his "Bradshaw", which I naturally assumed to be a double ended butt-plug, but is actually some dead cunt's train timetable. Dressed like a mildly irritated cottager storming about complaining about the signage, all the while blocking out the horror of Dianne Abbott's chimney sweep's brush head. Can't be a coincidence that every train station in Europe has a public toilet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 13, 2020 Report Share Posted February 13, 2020 16 minutes ago, Ollyboro said: Clip of this cunt. Mincing about Europe with his "Bradshaw", which I naturally assumed to be a double ended butt-plug, but is actually some dead cunt's train timetable. Dressed like a mildly irritated cottager storming about complaining about the signage, all the while blocking out the horror of Dianne Abbott's chimney sweep's brush head. Can't be a coincidence that every train station in Europe has a public toilet. Double topic posting? Shall we refer to you as 'Poly-Boro' from now on? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted February 13, 2020 Report Share Posted February 13, 2020 Primary-colour Hackett-wearing cauli-nosed twerp! Put's me in mind of Dick (ha!) and Julian from Enid Blyton's 'Famous Five', swanning about his first class carriage like a 1930's public school throwback, grinning like a wanking Jap! You half expect him to be shiteing on about 'sending the scullery maid to the new world for a termination' if we didn't all know he was such a fucking puff! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 13, 2020 Report Share Posted February 13, 2020 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Shall we refer to you as 'Poly-Boro' from now on? Let's just stick with 'stupid northern cunt'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted February 13, 2020 Report Share Posted February 13, 2020 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Double topic posting? Shall we refer to you as 'Poly-Boro' from now on? You try posting whilst masturbating over Parkinson's porn. Clever cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted February 14, 2020 Report Share Posted February 14, 2020 10 hours ago, Ollyboro said: You try posting whilst masturbating over Parkinson's porn. Clever cunt. I'm sure Michael will be flattered! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cunt-End Of The World Posted February 14, 2020 Report Share Posted February 14, 2020 17 hours ago, Ollyboro said: Clip of this cunt. Mincing about Europe with his "Bradshaw", which I naturally assumed to be a double ended butt-plug, but is actually some dead cunt's train timetable. Dressed like a mildly irritated cottager storming about complaining about the signage, all the while blocking out the horror of Dianne Abbott's chimney sweep's brush head. Can't be a coincidence that every train station in Europe has a public toilet. I met this douche at a publishing event in London. Asked me my name 3 times in a single hour. A right fucking truffle hunter, constantly at the buffet stacking various slices of weird posh shit on a plate. Fucking cunt. Met Gryff Rhys Jones at the same event, and he's an absolutely divvy cunt too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted February 14, 2020 Report Share Posted February 14, 2020 2 hours ago, Cunt-End Of The World said: I met this douche at a publishing event in London. Asked me my name 3 times in a single hour. A right fucking truffle hunter, constantly at the buffet stacking various slices of weird posh shit on a plate. Fucking cunt. Met Gryff Rhys Jones at the same event, and he's an absolutely divvy cunt too. Bullshit, never happened. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted February 14, 2020 Report Share Posted February 14, 2020 10 minutes ago, Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) said: Bullshit, never happened. Didn't have you down as a holocaust scholar Bertie! 👥 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted February 14, 2020 Report Share Posted February 14, 2020 Holocaust? What holocaust? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 14, 2020 Report Share Posted February 14, 2020 4 hours ago, Cunt-End Of The World said: I met this douche at a publishing event in London. Asked me my name 3 times in a single hour. A right fucking truffle hunter, constantly at the buffet stacking various slices of weird posh shit on a plate. Fucking cunt. Met Gryff Rhys Jones at the same event, and he's an absolutely divvy cunt too. Was John Wayne there? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 14, 2020 Report Share Posted February 14, 2020 14 minutes ago, King Billy said: Was John Wayne there? The hell he was. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted February 14, 2020 Report Share Posted February 14, 2020 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: The hell he was. I'm thinking One thing Pillgrim How many long pauses Can I fit in to Convince folk I'm Not a shit Actor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 14, 2020 Report Share Posted February 14, 2020 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: I'm thinking One thing Pillgrim How many long pauses Can I fit in to Convince folk I'm Not a shit Actor His Genghis Khan was notably awful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted February 14, 2020 Report Share Posted February 14, 2020 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: His Genghis Khan was notably awful. Made in the same year as The Searchers 6 for 4 genghis.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted February 14, 2020 Report Share Posted February 14, 2020 5 hours ago, Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) said: Holocaust? What holocaust? you crazy revisionist dog Bertie! I might even report your skanky arse myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Khiwa Posted February 14, 2020 Report Share Posted February 14, 2020 10 hours ago, Cunt-End Of The World said: I met this douche at a publishing event in London. Asked me my name 3 times in a single hour. A right fucking truffle hunter, constantly at the buffet stacking various slices of weird posh shit on a plate. Fucking cunt. Met Gryff Rhys Jones at the same event, and he's an absolutely divvy cunt too. Flash name dropping cunt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 15, 2020 Report Share Posted February 15, 2020 1 hour ago, Khiwa said: Flash name dropping cunt! I once saw that fat bloke who played Tosh Lines in the Bill at Windsor Safari park. He was looking at monkeys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 15, 2020 Report Share Posted February 15, 2020 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: I once saw that fat bloke who played Tosh Lines in the Bill at Windsor Safari park. He was looking at monkeys. Didn't he top himself? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 15, 2020 Report Share Posted February 15, 2020 13 hours ago, Cunt-End Of The World said: I met this douche at a publishing event in London. Asked me my name 3 times in a single hour. A right fucking truffle hunter, constantly at the buffet stacking various slices of weird posh shit on a plate. Fucking cunt. Met Gryff Rhys Jones at the same event, and he's an absolutely divvy cunt too. Gryff is an oxbridge don so no surprise he's a fucking div. Met a few med students from there. Outside of talking about medicine they were thicker than whale omelette. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 15, 2020 Report Share Posted February 15, 2020 6 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Didn't he top himself? Great minds think alike. I just looked it up. He was an alcoholic and had just been fired by ITV. He checked into a booze rehab place and was given those pills that cause you to feel sick if you drink, but he walked out, got pissed and returned. The staff got him back to his room and in bed, and he choked on his own puke in the night. I remember him as a plumber in Auf Weidershein Pet series 2 as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 15, 2020 Report Share Posted February 15, 2020 3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Great minds think alike. I just looked it up. He was an alcoholic and had just been fired by ITV. He checked into a booze rehab place and was given those pills that cause you to feel sick if you drink, but he walked out, got pissed and returned. The staff got him back to his room and in bed, and he choked on his own puke in the night. I remember him as a plumber in Auf Weidershein Pet series 2 as well. At least he choked on his own puke and not someone else's. It always amazes me when you read "choked in a pool of his own vomit". Why would you have a pool full of vomit? Anyway, got me headphones on listening to the Monkees 'Headquarters' album. With a nice bottle of Southern Comfort for company. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 15, 2020 Report Share Posted February 15, 2020 7 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: At least he choked on his own puke and not someone else's. It always amazes me when you read "choked in a pool of his own vomit". Why would you have a pool full of vomit? Anyway, got me headphones on listening to the Monkees 'Headquarters' album. With a nice bottle of Southern Comfort for company. Peachy. Literally. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted February 15, 2020 Report Share Posted February 15, 2020 13 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: The hell he was. I had an aunt marion .. it took three courses of chemo to get rid of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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