Eric Cuntman Posted January 30, 2020 Report Share Posted January 30, 2020 1 hour ago, Decimus said: He could go far here. All he needs to do is despise all northerners, give you a daily quota of likes, hate Roops, respond disparagingly in every reply he makes to Pen, not be an American, live in Norfolk and be able to demonstrate understanding of the correct usage of there/their/they're. It would also help if he never, under any circumstances, got above his station and decided to start peppering his posts with semicolons. That last bit made me nostalgic for Frank. Only joking. I'm glad he's dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cunt-End Of The World Posted January 30, 2020 Report Share Posted January 30, 2020 1 hour ago, Decimus said: He could go far here. All he needs to do is despise all northerners, give you a daily quota of likes, hate Roops, respond disparagingly in every reply he makes to Pen, not be an American, live in Norfolk and be able to demonstrate understanding of the correct usage of there/their/they're. It would also help if he never, under any circumstances, got above his station and decided to start peppering his posts with semicolons. Semicolon cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 31, 2020 Report Share Posted January 31, 2020 28 minutes ago, Cunt-End Of The World said: Semicolon cunts. I used to use them loads, to annoy Frank. I still throw the odd one in, just in case he's watching. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted January 31, 2020 Report Share Posted January 31, 2020 3 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I used to use them loads, to annoy Frank. I still throw the odd one in, just in case he's watching. ; Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted January 31, 2020 Report Share Posted January 31, 2020 8 hours ago, White Cunt said: But then he will have to shell out for The cleaner. He might have a wife or girlfriend that's already got the job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted January 31, 2020 Report Share Posted January 31, 2020 When they do explain themselves - often and at great length thanks to the advent of 'Misery Porn' as a genuine literature sub-section - they crap on about how they "tried to kill themselves three times...". No you didn't! Killing yourself is a piece of piss. If you're determined to check out, then an emergency meeting between Mr Cerebellum and the rocks under Beachy Head / the 7.47 into Fenchurch St is 100% effective. What you've tried to do is get an audience for your own little one man Passion Play and thanks to a world where 'get a fucking grip' is no longer considered sage advice, you've succeeded. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted January 31, 2020 Report Share Posted January 31, 2020 2 hours ago, Jiggerycock said: Killing yourself is a piece of piss. If you're determined to check out, then an emergency meeting between Mr Cerebellum and the rocks under Beachy Head / the 7.47 into Fenchurch St is 100% effective. The "search the line" scenario. They did not always succeed .. there was a cunt at Shrewsbury who ended up getting both legs chopped off and then sued the railway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted January 31, 2020 Report Share Posted January 31, 2020 10 hours ago, Roadkill said: I'd like to see Mel Gibson feeding Rob Schneider feet first into a wood chipper though. putting any of Schneider's homies into a chipper is fine with me Killer. When I first saw your post I read it as 'Roy Scheider', so was going to suggest 75% of his Jaws co-stars join him in the chipper. The shark was aryan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted January 31, 2020 Report Share Posted January 31, 2020 50 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: The "search the line" scenario. They did not always succeed .. there was a cunt at Shrewsbury who ended up getting both legs chopped off and then sued the railway. I remember it well The potential deaddie only failed because the train driver - Albert 'Wintergreen' Sanatogen - drove like a tart, at 3 mph 'because he didn't trust those 6-wheel, self-tapping bogies' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted January 31, 2020 Report Share Posted January 31, 2020 18 hours ago, Cunt-End Of The World said: My grandad once said, "there was no self harming in the trenches". At cunt-a-clock last night an ambulance door-slam woke me, an ambulance not on my street to deal with a real medical emergency, but one to deal with our affected downstairs neighbour, who in another cry for help (the 10th time in 2 years) got all morose whilst masturbating over a picture of his aunt to the rhythm of The Safety Dance and decided to get all slitty-wristed. What set-off my cuntometergraph was that this human garbage was in the back of the ambulance 20 minutes later laughing and joking whilst simultaneously preventing an ambulance quickly reaching the scene of a actual emergency. If you are going to do it, and you are determined, you'll fucking get it done. Can't wait for WW3. Fuck me, new blood that can string together and proper cunting gets the pecker seal of approval Drink bleach, travel to Syria/Wuhan, go on an unaccompanied date with punkape etc etc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted January 31, 2020 Report Share Posted January 31, 2020 8 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: He might have a wife or girlfriend that's already got the job. Not every cunt has the benefits of bedding a Griselda Blanco. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted January 31, 2020 Report Share Posted January 31, 2020 7 hours ago, ratcum said: putting any of Schneider's homies into a chipper is fine with me Killer. When I first saw your post I read it as 'Roy Scheider', so was going to suggest 75% of his Jaws co-stars join him in the chipper. The shark was aryan A Great Aryan! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted January 31, 2020 Report Share Posted January 31, 2020 7 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said: The "search the line" scenario. They did not always succeed .. there was a cunt at Shrewsbury who ended up getting both legs chopped off and then sued the railway. The fucker was still alive, after having both legs chopped off? That was one tough mutha! (unlike chummy here) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 31, 2020 Report Share Posted January 31, 2020 11 minutes ago, Joker said: The fucker was still alive, after having both legs chopped off? That was one tough mutha! (unlike chummy here) He looks 'armless enough... Errr.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 31, 2020 Report Share Posted January 31, 2020 14 hours ago, Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) said: ; ;•) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted January 31, 2020 Report Share Posted January 31, 2020 13 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: He looks 'armless enough... Errr.. I wonder if he got 'legless' before he..er...got legless? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 31, 2020 Report Share Posted January 31, 2020 32 minutes ago, Joker said: The fucker was still alive, after having both legs chopped off? That was one tough mutha! (unlike chummy here) The hi vis jacket was a waste of fucking money wasn’t it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 31, 2020 Report Share Posted January 31, 2020 8 hours ago, ratcum said: putting any of Schneider's homies into a chipper is fine with me Killer. When I first saw your post I read it as 'Roy Scheider', so was going to suggest 75% of his Jaws co-stars join him in the chipper. The shark was aryan Ratty, Are you thinking of Rob Schneider in the epic blockbuster ‘JEWS’ where the small fishing port of Hamity Beach is terrorised by a massive Frumer wearing gold rimmed glasses who keeps biting the legs off teenage girls and spitting out their flip flops on the promenade? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted January 31, 2020 Report Share Posted January 31, 2020 35 minutes ago, King Billy said: The hi vis jacket was a waste of fucking money wasn’t it? Not as much of a waste as the steel toe caps he forked out for Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted January 31, 2020 Report Share Posted January 31, 2020 1 hour ago, Cunty BigBollox said: A Great Aryan! Not yet 6 and pissed already After work drinks with Decs and Neil again? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted January 31, 2020 Report Share Posted January 31, 2020 I wouldn't ever have a drink with Decs, for a start The Castle doesn't have level access, that isn't the main reason I dont drink in his favourite watering hole though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cunt-End Of The World Posted January 31, 2020 Report Share Posted January 31, 2020 11 hours ago, Jiggerycock said: When they do explain themselves - often and at great length thanks to the advent of 'Misery Porn' as a genuine literature sub-section - they crap on about how they "tried to kill themselves three times...". No you didn't! Killing yourself is a piece of piss. If you're determined to check out, then an emergency meeting between Mr Cerebellum and the rocks under Beachy Head / the 7.47 into Fenchurch St is 100% effective. What you've tried to do is get an audience for your own little one man Passion Play and thanks to a world where 'get a fucking grip' is no longer considered sage advice, you've succeeded. This is excellent. Can I write this out and post it through his door? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 31, 2020 Report Share Posted January 31, 2020 Just now, Cunt-End Of The World said: This is excellent. Can I write this out and post it through his door? As long as you soak it in petrol and light it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted January 31, 2020 Report Share Posted January 31, 2020 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: He looks 'armless enough... Errr.. I think he's been on the Buckie wine, that's why he's legless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted January 31, 2020 Report Share Posted January 31, 2020 48 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: I'm celebrating Brexit. What's your excuse for posting like a 'tard. I'm on daddy duty tonight and Mrs Pecker will no doubt come back pissed out of her empty head. I was going to say as pissed as you but with half a dozen cyders before lunch your tolerance would make Olly Read look like a pint of mild sipping poof 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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