Guest Trumpton Bacon Posted December 26, 2019 Report Share Posted December 26, 2019 Useless fat elf pestering cunt brought me fuck all of any use again this year. Amongst the predictable detritus, I got a comedy fishing rod set where one hooks out pretend plastic floaters from the bath and more shit orientated tat in the shape of a pack of playing cards called 'Plop Trumps'. Christ. I'm going to ambush the twat next year, kick his fat rosy fucking face in and shit in his sleigh. Bollocks to Christmas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted December 26, 2019 Report Share Posted December 26, 2019 43 minutes ago, Trumpton Bacon said: Useless fat elf pestering cunt brought me fuck all of any use again this year. Amongst the predictable detritus, I got a comedy fishing rod set where one hooks out pretend plastic floaters from the bath and more shit orientated tat in the shape of a pack of playing cards called 'Plop Trumps'. Christ. I'm going to ambush the twat next year, kick his fat rosy fucking face in and shit in his sleigh. Bollocks to Christmas. Are you old enough to be on this forum, Trumpy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted December 27, 2019 Report Share Posted December 27, 2019 (edited) There's clearly a hidden message in these presents Trumped-on, if you can't see it then they're fucking perfect presents for you. Edited December 28, 2019 by Cunty BigBollox Shit! Did I make another spelling mistake? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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