and Posted December 25, 2019 Report Share Posted December 25, 2019 As is tradition in the 'season of goodwill', I propose we play a game, this one is called 'Lookalikes' or 'The Ghosts of Christmas Past' These are people you thought (or wished) were dead, but somehow they're resurrected to become other pointless, mediocre celebrities. Guess which one is which... Jessie J Jade Goody Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 25, 2019 Report Share Posted December 25, 2019 At least Jade did some good on promoting cervical smears. More women, who neglected to take advice from clinicians about getting a smear, shat themselves when Jade was diagnosed with the big C, and attended clinics in their droves. Jessie J however, I see no use for her 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted December 25, 2019 Report Share Posted December 25, 2019 3 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: At least Jade did some good on promoting cervical smears. More women, who neglected to take advice from clinicians about getting a smear, shat themselves when Jade was diagnosed with the big C, and attended clinics in their droves. Jessie J however, I see no use for her We should dangle a dead celebrity male in the media for geezers over 55 to get their bowels tested. The non gay variety tends to dodge these too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 25, 2019 Report Share Posted December 25, 2019 2 hours ago, White Cunt said: We should dangle a dead celebrity male in the media for geezers over 55 to get their bowels tested. The non gay variety tends to dodge these too. Fair play to Bob Monkhouse for doing that prostate cancer ad before he pressed the snooze button Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted December 26, 2019 Report Share Posted December 26, 2019 I don't do this Christmas games thing .. in spite a request for no Christmas pressies I have received a chess set (never been able to work out how to play chess and no desire to do so). I also received a Bat Detector. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 26, 2019 Report Share Posted December 26, 2019 2 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said: ...never been able to work out how to play chess and no desire to do so. Sub-human. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted December 26, 2019 Report Share Posted December 26, 2019 3 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said: I don't do this Christmas games thing .. in spite a request for no Christmas pressies I have received a chess set (never been able to work out how to play chess and no desire to do so). I also received a Bat Detector. I've got some shift work to do in a factory that makes chess pieces......I'm on knights next week Fuck off 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted December 26, 2019 Report Share Posted December 26, 2019 18 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Fair play to Bob Monkhouse for doing that prostate cancer ad before he pressed the snooze button That is actually the funniest thing the cunt ever did Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 26, 2019 Report Share Posted December 26, 2019 53 minutes ago, Neil said: I've got some shift work to do in a factory that makes chess pieces......I'm on knights next week Fuck off My brother lost his job at the computer keyboard factory. He missed a few shifts. Fuck off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted December 26, 2019 Report Share Posted December 26, 2019 1 hour ago, Neil said: That is actually the funniest thing the cunt ever did I’d have had you down as a fan of The Golden Shot, Neil. Surely all those housewives giving it “down a bit, down a bit, that’s it, shoot!” had you pitching a tent in your nappy, and still makes you smile as you load the Hypnodart in the crossbow from the back of the Bedford Rascal. Freud’s mother was a Cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted December 27, 2019 Author Report Share Posted December 27, 2019 On 26/12/2019 at 12:41, Neil said: I've got some shift work to do in a factory that makes chess pieces......I'm on knights next week On 26/12/2019 at 13:35, camberwell gypsy said: My brother lost his job at the computer keyboard factory. He missed a few shifts. When I was a small child, my father asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him I wanted a bicycle. He said 'Are you sure, I thought you would have wanted a football strip and a ball, so you can play with all the other lads in the street' I said 'Do I look like a fuckin' iron?' 'You can fuck right off, you cunt!' Happy days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted December 27, 2019 Report Share Posted December 27, 2019 On 25/12/2019 at 12:05, Joker said: As is tradition in the 'season of goodwill', I propose we play a game, this one is called 'Lookalikes' or 'The Ghosts of Christmas Past' These are people you thought (or wished) were dead, but somehow they're resurrected to become other pointless, mediocre celebrities. Guess which one is which... Jessie J Jade Goody If it wasn't for the recent shake-up I'd tear you a new one, you effing wonker. It appears to be acceptable for feckwits such as yourself to create threads which mock the deaths of people in the public eye, which could attract a whole lot of trouble, yet referring to you as the painfully useless, scat-obsessed turkey you obviously are isn't permitted without restriction. Kull yourself, billend. Addendum: if this berk and his ilk running amok is the standard and destiny of this site, which permits pointless and potentially libellous nominations such as this, then I don't envisage a thriving future. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted December 27, 2019 Report Share Posted December 27, 2019 34 minutes ago, Wolfie said: If it wasn't for the recent shake-up I'd tear you a new one, you effing wonker. It appears to be acceptable for feckwits such as yourself to create threads which mock the deaths of people in the public eye, which could attract a whole lot of trouble, yet referring to you as the painfully useless, scat-obsessed turkey you obviously are isn't permitted without restriction. Kull yourself, billend. Addendum: if this berk and his ilk running amok is the standard and destiny of this site, which permits pointless and potentially libellous nominations such as this, then I don't envisage a thriving future. I hear you loud and clear, Wolfster. I've also noticed that the quality punters posts are being removed quicker than a pork chop at Judges bedsit. It seems the halfwits now have carte blanch on the corner. We're fucking doomed! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted December 27, 2019 Report Share Posted December 27, 2019 57 minutes ago, Wolfie said: If it wasn't for the recent shake-up I'd tear you a new one, you effing wonker. It appears to be acceptable for feckwits such as yourself to create threads which mock the deaths of people in the public eye, which could attract a whole lot of trouble, yet referring to you as the painfully useless, scat-obsessed turkey you obviously are isn't permitted without restriction. Kull yourself, billend. Addendum: if this berk and his ilk running amok is the standard and destiny of this site, which permits pointless and potentially libellous nominations such as this, then I don't envisage a thriving future. I'm calling BS on this. There are plenty of posts by other punters in the same vein on this particular deceased sleb and yet not a peep out of you until now. Write a contrary opinion that demolishes the other person's POV rather than the cop-out "I disagree because you're a cunt". Boys its quite simple - if you want the quality of discourse to improve then up the game. A handful of entitled punters endlessly repeating the same insults isn't the answer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted December 27, 2019 Report Share Posted December 27, 2019 1 hour ago, Mrs Roops said: I'm calling BS on this. There are plenty of posts by other punters in the same vein on this particular deceased sleb and yet not a peep out of you until now. Write a contrary opinion that demolishes the other person's POV rather than the cop-out "I disagree because you're a cunt". Boys its quite simple - if you want the quality of discourse to improve then up the game. A handful of entitled punters endlessly repeating the same insults isn't the answer. I respect your response Roops but on this occasion I think you are wrong. Aside from Mr Interesting who hasn't actually named anyone (though he's inferred male celebrity death and homophobia), other punters on this thread haven't directly mocked anyone's death – contrary to Joker. I can't say I've seen other comments about Jade Goody, and in spite of being thoroughly thick, her actions probably saved dozens of lives as Gyps has pointed out. There's no cop-out here, not at all. I can't add to what I've previously said. To me, and hopefully to others, it resonates the current state of affairs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted December 27, 2019 Report Share Posted December 27, 2019 On 26/12/2019 at 13:35, camberwell gypsy said: My brother lost his job at the computer keyboard factory. He missed a few shifts. Fuck off I heard he smashed his keyboard up, lost ctrl.... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted December 27, 2019 Report Share Posted December 27, 2019 Here's a Christmas game I've just invented Modern Day Cluedo! It's not very good because every answer is 'Me.....on their doorstep.....garroting the neighbours with their new cunting windchimes!' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted December 27, 2019 Report Share Posted December 27, 2019 1 hour ago, Wolfie said: I respect your response Roops but on this occasion I think you are wrong. Aside from Mr Interesting who hasn't actually named anyone (though he's inferred male celebrity death and homophobia), other punters on this thread haven't directly mocked anyone's death – contrary to Joker. I can't say I've seen other comments about Jade Goody, and in spite of being thoroughly thick, her actions probably saved dozens of lives as Gyps has pointed out. There's no cop-out here, not at all. I can't add to what I've previously said. To me, and hopefully to others, it resonates the current state of affairs. Aren’t you a little hypocrite, per chance? Or is sucking up high up on your social agenda? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 27, 2019 Report Share Posted December 27, 2019 3 hours ago, Major Cunt said: I hear you loud and clear, Wolfster. I've also noticed that the quality punters posts are being removed quicker than a pork chop at Judges bedsit. It seems the halfwits now have carte blanch on the corner. We're fucking doomed! Imagine if you got Hamas and hummus mixed up MC? What larks and jolly japes would ensue eh? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted December 27, 2019 Report Share Posted December 27, 2019 50 minutes ago, ratcum said: Imagine if you got Hamas and hummus mixed up MC? What larks and jolly japes would ensue eh? I wouldn't worry about it too much, RatsMarshall, we have no reason to fear either. I'd imagine it happens quite a bit in Tel Aviv, it probably explains those restaurant bombings. Ask Jewdy mate, he'll give you the full picture. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 27, 2019 Report Share Posted December 27, 2019 6 hours ago, Wolfie said: If it wasn't for the recent shake-up I'd tear you a new one, you effing wonker. It appears to be acceptable for feckwits such as yourself to create threads which mock the deaths of people in the public eye, which could attract a whole lot of trouble, yet referring to you as the painfully useless, scat-obsessed turkey you obviously are isn't permitted without restriction. Kull yourself, billend. Addendum: if this berk and his ilk running amok is the standard and destiny of this site, which permits pointless and potentially libellous nominations such as this, then I don't envisage a thriving future. You can't libel a stiff so that's Jade Goody out of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted December 28, 2019 Report Share Posted December 28, 2019 Poor old jade. More sinned against than sinner, I thought. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted December 28, 2019 Report Share Posted December 28, 2019 2 hours ago, Major Cunt said: I wouldn't worry about it too much, RatsMarshall, we have no reason to fear either. I'd imagine it happens quite a bit in Tel Aviv, it probably explains those restaurant bombings. Ask Jewdy mate, he'll give you the full picture. Marjorie, as a Jew baiter you are about as convincing as an Extinction Rebellion protester buying a packet of sausage rolls from the Tesco Express and leaving the plastic packaging all over the pavement. However, do carry on and i’m sure Herr Oberst will promote you from the Browntongues to an Unteroffizier in his Afrika Corps Re-Enactment Society. I like to see a blankbrain getting on in life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted December 28, 2019 Report Share Posted December 28, 2019 14 hours ago, White Cunt said: Aren’t you a little hypocrite, per chance? Or is sucking up high up on your social agenda? Hypocrisy, really? Not once on this website have I wished death unto a celebrity, or been candidly homophobic. Go on Mr Interesting – put your money where your mouth is and prove otherwise. I am waiting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted December 28, 2019 Report Share Posted December 28, 2019 22 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Hypocrisy, really? Not once on this website have I wished death unto a celebrity, or been candidly homophobic. Go on Mr Interesting – put your money where your mouth is and prove otherwise. I am waiting. On 25/10/2019 at 20:01, Wolfie said: Yet again, utter fucking rubbish. This is precisely the sort of dogshit from Sickipedia teenagers text each other with, ffs. But I'm not surprised, with it coming from the site's most illiterate, misinformed, Viagra-snorting salami chief. Keep sucking up, pal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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