Neil Posted December 20, 2019 Report Share Posted December 20, 2019 Apparently it's something called 'I love sausage rolls' to the tune of the hit by Joan Jett ....Jesus fucking wept.This country is full of thick cunts.Who the fuck buys this cack? I'm off for a christmas no 2. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 20, 2019 Report Share Posted December 20, 2019 1 hour ago, Neil said: Apparently it's something called 'I love sausage rolls' to the tune of the hit by Joan Jett ....Jesus fucking wept.This country is full of thick cunts.Who the fuck buys this cack? I'm off for a christmas no 2. A yuletide log? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 20, 2019 Report Share Posted December 20, 2019 What this planet needs is a cull of everyone with an IQ below 90 and/or a BMI above 30. If there are still more than two billion people left after that, change the parameters to 95 and 28 respectively. Obviously that's Harlem fucked, but you can't make omelettes without breaking eggs. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 20, 2019 Report Share Posted December 20, 2019 1 minute ago, Cuntybaws said: What this planet needs is a cull of everyone with an IQ below 90 and/or a BMI above 30. If there are still more than two billion people left after that, change the parameters to 95 and 28 respectively. Obviously that's Harlem fucked, but you can't make omelettes without breaking eggs. Apparently all money goes to charridee, so that's ok. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted December 21, 2019 Report Share Posted December 21, 2019 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: Apparently all money goes to charridee, so that's ok. No it’s not OK. It’s cuntish bollocks and the charidees can go fuck themselves too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 21, 2019 Report Share Posted December 21, 2019 58 minutes ago, King Billy said: No it’s not OK. It’s cuntish bollocks and the charidees can go fuck themselves too. I agree. This is the greatest Christmas song fuck yeah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted December 21, 2019 Report Share Posted December 21, 2019 Ten Benson? Not allowed anymore. Only twenties these days. Spare us the American teen rebellion bullshit for fucks sake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted December 21, 2019 Report Share Posted December 21, 2019 10 hours ago, Neil said: Apparently it's something called 'I love sausage rolls' to the tune of the hit by Joan Jett ....Jesus fucking wept.This country is full of thick cunts.Who the fuck buys this cack? I'm off for a christmas no 2. It's the fucking Muslims. They're the ones buying this fucking record, i personally can't think of a valid reason why they wouldn't really. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted December 21, 2019 Report Share Posted December 21, 2019 12 hours ago, Neil said: Apparently it's something called 'I love sausage rolls' to the tune of the hit by Joan Jett ....Jesus fucking wept.This country is full of thick cunts.Who the fuck buys this cack? I'm off for a christmas no 2. Some cunt and his fat wife and ugly baby. They’ve been all over the news this morning shouting and screaming as they heard the announcement on the radio. They seem a right family of fuckwits. He calls himself ‘Ladbaby’ ffs. ‘Spazgravy’ would be more appropriate. The only plus to the whole story is that they’ve kept the ubercunt Stormzy from the top spot, which would have meant a fucking all channels lecture by the know all cunt on the evils of Boris and how the Tories are keeping everyone in poverty.(Though how the fuck he or his gobby cunt of a bird would know much about poverty is a bit rich really.) I hope they all forget to light the oven on Christmas Day and wake up dead. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted December 21, 2019 Report Share Posted December 21, 2019 34 minutes ago, King Billy said: Some cunt and his fat wife and ugly baby. They’ve been all over the news this morning shouting and screaming as they heard the announcement on the radio. They seem a right family of fuckwits. He calls himself ‘Ladbaby’ ffs. ‘Spazgravy’ would be more appropriate. The only plus to the whole story is that they’ve kept the ubercunt Stormzy from the top spot, which would have meant a fucking all channels lecture by the know all cunt on the evils of Boris and how the Tories are keeping everyone in poverty.(Though how the fuck he or his gobby cunt of a bird would know much about poverty is a bit rich really.) I hope they all forget to light the oven on Christmas Day and wake up dead. That Stormzy cunt has far too much to say for himself, he has branded the UK racist, stupid piccaninnie, fried chicken eating criminal. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 21, 2019 Report Share Posted December 21, 2019 Yes, fuck all those racists that made him a multi-millionaire and let him guest-edit the Observer magazine. The inferiority complex runs deep in the black psyche, although I can't think why. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 21, 2019 Report Share Posted December 21, 2019 2 hours ago, Eddie said: That Stormzy cunt has far too much to say for himself, he has branded the UK racist, stupid piccaninnie, fried chicken eating criminal. Just googled him and he has the sort of face you want to punch. And not stop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted December 21, 2019 Author Report Share Posted December 21, 2019 Do you know why he's called Stormzy?............Michael Ebenazer Kwadjo Omari Owuo Jr.,why change such a very English name? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted December 21, 2019 Report Share Posted December 21, 2019 3 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: The inferiority complex runs deep in the black psyche, although I can't think why. I have a theory about that. I think it’s because whites are vastly superior in every way. (Apart from the ‘big bamboo’) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted December 22, 2019 Report Share Posted December 22, 2019 23 hours ago, King Billy said: I have a theory about that. I think it’s because whites are vastly superior in every way. (Apart from the ‘big bamboo’) Whitey not so hot in the 100m final if memory serves. Cue much hilarity about Jamaican men tearing through Brixton with a pensioner’s handbag, no doubt. I miss big Keith and his Katana/My Little Pony stories. Much less of a Wigan Wetherspoons on a Wednesday feel to the place back then. As you were. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 23, 2019 Report Share Posted December 23, 2019 Best Christmas Number one of all time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 23, 2019 Report Share Posted December 23, 2019 14 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Best Christmas Number one of all time https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hAHyB-iSeXc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 23, 2019 Report Share Posted December 23, 2019 3 hours ago, ratcum said: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hAHyB-iSeXc Intro to this one... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 23, 2019 Report Share Posted December 23, 2019 2 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Intro to this one... genius Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 24, 2019 Report Share Posted December 24, 2019 On 23 December 2019 at 17:09, ratcum said: genius The songs about the US army's online recruiting game. The intro is supposed to be ironic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted December 25, 2019 Report Share Posted December 25, 2019 It's the Christmas No.2 I'm worried about, especially after that vindaloo I ate, on top of the seven pints of Guinness... Oh shit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted December 25, 2019 Report Share Posted December 25, 2019 1 hour ago, Joker said: It's the Christmas No.2 I'm worried about, especially after that vindaloo I ate, on top of the seven pints of Guinness... Oh shit! Great presentation. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 26, 2019 Report Share Posted December 26, 2019 22 hours ago, Joker said: It's the Christmas No.2 I'm worried about, especially after that vindaloo I ate, on top of the seven pints of Guinness... Oh shit! Is that before or after it's been eaten? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 26, 2019 Report Share Posted December 26, 2019 22 hours ago, Joker said: Ghastly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted December 26, 2019 Report Share Posted December 26, 2019 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: Is that before or after it's been eaten? I can't tell, that's what worries me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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