Eddie Posted July 14, 2020 Report Share Posted July 14, 2020 13 minutes ago, KingRollo said: Don't speak to me. You stink. Your fixation with a children's tv show is creepy and worrying, I strongly expect you to be on a register someplace, and fuck off again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted July 14, 2020 Report Share Posted July 14, 2020 I am a jewish midget 👃 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRollo Posted July 14, 2020 Report Share Posted July 14, 2020 10 minutes ago, Eddie said: Your fixation with a children's tv show is creepy and worrying, I strongly expect you to be on a register someplace, and fuck off again. Don't worry Eddie. It'll all be fine. We'll look after you... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted July 14, 2020 Report Share Posted July 14, 2020 19 minutes ago, KingRollo said: Don't worry Eddie. It'll all be fine. We'll look after you... I sincerely hope that you are not on the register of electors. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRollo Posted July 14, 2020 Report Share Posted July 14, 2020 5 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: I sincerely hope that you are not on the register of electors. Hoping you'll pop up on a mortuary register... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted July 14, 2020 Report Share Posted July 14, 2020 This is the music thread,fuck off back to the main board you cunts! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gronda Gronda Posted July 14, 2020 Report Share Posted July 14, 2020 8 minutes ago, KingRollo said: Hoping you'll pop up on a mortuary register... Now now Rollo, that's not very gentlemanly of you! Why not invite Dawn Chorus over for a mug of your finest ale and squash what must surely be a simple misunderstanding? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted July 14, 2020 Report Share Posted July 14, 2020 What the fuck did I just say?! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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KingRollo Posted July 14, 2020 Report Share Posted July 14, 2020 5 minutes ago, Gronda Gronda said: Why not invite Dawn Chorus over for a mug of your finest ale and squash what must surely be a simple misunderstanding? Hi GG. Good question (actually, it's pretty des ordeurs, but anyway...) Firstly, here in the Kingdom, we are socially distancing. The mandated social distance for Pen is about 15 miles, or the distance from which the smell is no longer detectable, whichever is the further. Secondly, in her case, I wouldn't waste my time with ale... some formaldehyde peut-être, or perhaps some of Stubb's sodium hypochlorite. I hope that answers your question? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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KingRollo Posted July 14, 2020 Report Share Posted July 14, 2020 9 minutes ago, Neil said: What the fuck did I just say?! Sorry Dad... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted July 14, 2020 Report Share Posted July 14, 2020 9 minutes ago, KingRollo said: Hi GG. Good question (actually, it's pretty des ordeurs, but anyway...) Firstly, here in the Kingdom, we are socially distancing. The mandated social distance for Pen is about 15 miles, or the distance from which the smell is no longer detectable, whichever is the further. Secondly, in her case, I wouldn't waste my time with ale... some formaldehyde peut-être, or perhaps some of Stubb's sodium hypochlorite. I hope that answers your question? Creepy little cunt with suspected pedophilia tendencies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted July 14, 2020 Report Share Posted July 14, 2020 11 minutes ago, KingRollo said: Sorry Dad... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 14, 2020 Report Share Posted July 14, 2020 22 minutes ago, Eddie said: Creepy little cunt with suspected pedophilia tendencies Fucking hell. Say hello to Decs. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted July 14, 2020 Report Share Posted July 14, 2020 33 minutes ago, KingRollo said: Sorry Dad... 24 minutes ago, Eddie said: Creepy little cunt with suspected pedophilia tendencies Just now, Eric Cuntman said: Fucking hell. Say hello to Decs. Stay out of it, Eric. Clearly a family issue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted July 14, 2020 Report Share Posted July 14, 2020 Is Craig Charles cool here? Comfortable (in his own skin) acceptable? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 14, 2020 Report Share Posted July 14, 2020 9 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Is Craig Charles cool here? Comfortable (in his own skin) acceptable? Cloister the stupid is a CC cultural icon. He will lead us to fujal. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRollo Posted July 14, 2020 Report Share Posted July 14, 2020 8 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Cloister the stupid is a CC cultural icon. He will lead us to fujal. Cloister the Stupid? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 14, 2020 Report Share Posted July 14, 2020 1 minute ago, KingRollo said: Cloister the Stupid? When Dave Lister was in stasis for 3 million years, his cat gave birth and its descendants evolved into humanoid form. They developed a religion with Lister as their god. But it translated down to Cloister. And he was stupid. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRollo Posted July 14, 2020 Report Share Posted July 14, 2020 19 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: When Dave Lister was in stasis for 3 million years, his cat gave birth and its descendants evolved into humanoid form. They developed a religion with Lister as their god. But it translated down to Cloister. And he was stupid. Oh I remember - the holy custard stain and some old shite about hot dog stands and hats with arrows... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 14, 2020 Report Share Posted July 14, 2020 8 minutes ago, KingRollo said: Oh I remember - the holy custard stain and some old shite about hot dog stands and hats with arrows... That's it. The cat king wears the Holy Doughnut as a crown. First ever episode I think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 14, 2020 Report Share Posted July 14, 2020 3 hours ago, KingRollo said: Don't speak to me. You stink. Spoken like a true Royal Your Highness. A breath of fresh air (excuse the pun). 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted July 14, 2020 Report Share Posted July 14, 2020 3 hours ago, KingRollo said: Now then Stubbs, there's no need for that attitude. As for my presence or absence, I am like Will-o'-the-wisp - sometimes you see me, sometimes you don't. Almost ephemeral, one might say. And I apologise for muddying the waters of this oh-so-fine music appreciation thread but, you see, young @Eric Cuntman was about to unleash the unholy plague that is Frank on my beloved kingdom. And I couldn't risk that. Not even for you! I'm going to take a dump in your moat and throw in the freshly buggered corpses of you, cook and wizard 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRollo Posted July 14, 2020 Report Share Posted July 14, 2020 9 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: I'm going to take a dump in your moat and throw in the freshly buggered corpses of you, cook and wizard That's no problem Stubbs, thanks for letting me know. Just as a point of protocol, when you shit in the moat, take care when bearing your arse. Punkers has been "playing golf" nearby and I would hate to see you taken up the wrong'un sans permite. Cook and Wizard are used to this sort of thing... they've been strangled, drowned, crucified and buggered to death on many occasions - it's become a bit of a competition between them so it's good that you intend to treat them both to your attentions. As much as I would enjoy your company, I must decline, however. Queen Gwen is ovulating tonight and duty calls - currently we have no heir and no spare! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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