Neil Posted December 18, 2019 Report Share Posted December 18, 2019 What a cunt,staring at a mother and daughter with his cock in his hand.What?..no of course it wasn't me,Neil Shipperley the ex Saints striker ..............my van must be faster than his. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted December 18, 2019 Report Share Posted December 18, 2019 37 minutes ago, Neil said: What a cunt,staring at a mother and daughter with his cock in his hand.What?..no of course it wasn't me,Neil Shipperley the ex Saints striker ..............my van must be faster than his. How old was the daughter? Wasn't that a Southampton shirt I saw hanging on your washing line the other day? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 18, 2019 Report Share Posted December 18, 2019 8 minutes ago, Joker said: Wasn't that a Southampton shirt I saw hanging on your washing line the other day? No, it was a dead prostitute. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted December 18, 2019 Report Share Posted December 18, 2019 Just now, Decimus said: No, it was a dead prostitute. Dressed in a Southampton shirt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 18, 2019 Report Share Posted December 18, 2019 Just now, Joker said: Dressed in a Southampton shirt. What a way to go, poor bitch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted December 18, 2019 Author Report Share Posted December 18, 2019 55 minutes ago, Joker said: How old was the daughter? Wasn't that a Southampton shirt I saw hanging on your washing line the other day? Far too old,16 I believe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 18, 2019 Report Share Posted December 18, 2019 Someone I know is a Southampton fan. But he calls them "Southampton Nil". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 18, 2019 Report Share Posted December 18, 2019 1 hour ago, Neil said: What a cunt,staring at a mother and daughter with his cock in his hand.What?..no of course it wasn't me,Neil Shipperley the ex Saints striker ..............my van must be faster than his. I like what his barrister said "Everything came to a crescendo on the day in question". I bet it fucking did. He crescendoed all over the dashboard.🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted December 18, 2019 Report Share Posted December 18, 2019 3 hours ago, Neil said: What a cunt,staring at a mother and daughter with his cock in his hand.What?..no of course it wasn't me,Neil Shipperley the ex Saints striker ..............my van must be faster than his. According to the ‘Masturbation in a motor vehicle act 2004’ it is only an indictable offence if using your own hand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 19, 2019 Report Share Posted December 19, 2019 12 hours ago, King Billy said: According to the ‘Masturbation in a motor vehicle act 2004’ it is only an indictable offence if using your own hand. Absolutely- taking a hand off the wheel to smash one out is reckless, dangerous and should warrant a few points at least. Far worse, in my opinion, than the crack whore strapped to his rape mattress in the back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted December 19, 2019 Report Share Posted December 19, 2019 1 minute ago, Stubby Pecker said: Absolutely- taking a hand off the wheel to smash one out is reckless, dangerous and should warrant a few points at least. Most road traffic accidents are caused by reckless wanking. Not a great surprise really as one’s vision is temporarily impaired on the vinegar stroke and then a huge splash of jizz on the windscreen doesn’t improve the situation. Some say it makes it worse. It’s hard to find any way to agree with the “ It’s my right to wank on my way to work” brigade. I think they may have got this one wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 19, 2019 Report Share Posted December 19, 2019 1 minute ago, King Billy said: Most road traffic accidents are caused by reckless wanking. Not a great surprise really as one’s vision is temporarily impaired on the vinegar stroke and then a huge splash of jizz on the windscreen doesn’t improve the situation. Some say it makes it worse. It’s hard to find any way to agree with the “ It’s my right to wank on my way to work” brigade. I think they may have got this one wrong. Neil has to keep an ice scraper in his van all year round to hack off the concrete like residue off his windscreen and dash Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted December 19, 2019 Report Share Posted December 19, 2019 20 hours ago, Neil said: What a cunt,staring at a mother and daughter with his cock in his hand.What?..no of course it wasn't me,Neil Shipperley the ex Saints striker ..............my van must be faster than his. Certainly the speed of your right fist is, now you've had those 'Go Faster' stripes tattoed onto your forearm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted December 19, 2019 Report Share Posted December 19, 2019 If Neil would've done it right there on the street, he would've been admonished for being even more of a fucking weirdo than he's already known for. If anything, he was being rather considerate by tending to his primordial urges in the privacy, and indeed safety, of his very own spaz-chariot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 19, 2019 Report Share Posted December 19, 2019 2 hours ago, nocti said: If Neil would've done it right there on the street, he would've been admonished for being even more of a fucking weirdo than he's already known for. If anything, he was being rather considerate by tending to his primordial urges in the privacy, and indeed safety, of his very own spaz-chariot. Fair play to him. The logistics of furiously masturbating a tiny bullet within the cramped confines of a Bedford Rascal whilst morbidly obese would defeat lesser perverts. Whenever I see one rocking upside down on the back streets of Norwich, I often wonder if the beet red, fat fucking face of the driver belongs to Neil. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 19, 2019 Report Share Posted December 19, 2019 You prize fucking idiot drew. I'd have thought even a "one beer away from officially being classed alcoholic" like you would know better, especially in the current climate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin Posted December 19, 2019 Report Share Posted December 19, 2019 On 18/12/2019 at 17:47, Joker said: Dressed in a Southampton shirt. Mr r_soles, I removed your signature picture of that young lady on the spectrum, who thinks the end of the World is nigh. I simply don't want to look at her mongy face every time I see your posts. It was getting on my tits. No apologies. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 19, 2019 Report Share Posted December 19, 2019 1 minute ago, Admin said: Mr r_soles, I removed your signature picture of that young lady on the spectrum, who thinks the end of the World is nigh. I simply don't want to look at her mongy face every time I see your posts. It was getting on my tits. No apologies. Better late than fucking never. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted December 20, 2019 Report Share Posted December 20, 2019 Dirty fucking Palace wanker. I used to know his bitch of a step daughter ; Grace I think her name was, although I could be mixing her up with some other cow. She was a mouthy bitch anyway, whatever her fucking name was. I also remember his dad, Dave Shipperley, a big gangling centre half who never disgraced himself by playing for the Nigels .......or getting his winkle out in public places! He became a copper I believe, died a couple of years ago. This is what happens when you spend too much time at Shithouse Park. Best to stay away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted December 20, 2019 Author Report Share Posted December 20, 2019 7 hours ago, judgetwi said: Dirty fucking Palace wanker. I used to know his bitch of a step daughter ; Grace I think her name was, although I could be mixing her up with some other cow. She was a mouthy bitch anyway, whatever her fucking name was. I also remember his dad, Dave Shipperley, a big gangling centre half who never disgraced himself by playing for the Nigels .......or getting his winkle out in public places! He became a copper I believe, died a couple of years ago. This is what happens when you spend too much time at Shithouse Park. Best to stay away. Have you seen the size of the fat cunt? Did he eat his dad? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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