Miles Posted December 17, 2019 Report Share Posted December 17, 2019 I have just received the 5th such invite .. three by religious god fearing friends and a family member. Two invites are from gin soaked old cunts. All I fucking want to do for Christmas and the new year is to take a walk along the beach (if it ain't hammering it down, snowing or blowing a fucking hurricane) .. I fucking hate Christmas, I fucking hate the new year and I fucking hate winter, and I am perfectly happy with the thought of being alone at Christmas. I will also kill the next cunt who tells me that the Tories winning the election means that Christmas is cancelled. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted December 17, 2019 Report Share Posted December 17, 2019 I am actually quite happy you're not coming to mine over Christmas, mainly because I haven't invited you, you boring cunt. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 17, 2019 Report Share Posted December 17, 2019 I’m actually don’t believe that anyone has invited you anywhere for Christmas, on account of you being tedious, repetitive, sycophantic slag. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 17, 2019 Report Share Posted December 17, 2019 1 hour ago, Dawn Chorus said: I have just received the 5th such invite .. three by religious god fearing friends and a family member. Two invites are from gin soaked old cunts. All I fucking want to do for Christmas and the new year is to take a walk along the beach (if it ain't hammering it down, snowing or blowing a fucking hurricane) .. I fucking hate Christmas, I fucking hate the new year and I fucking hate winter, and I am perfectly happy with the thought of being alone at Christmas. I will also kill the next cunt who tells me that the Tories winning the election means that Christmas is cancelled. I think I speak for the majority, when I say that a walk on Chesil Beach at high tide, in a force 10 storm, would do you the power of good (and us). 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted December 17, 2019 Author Report Share Posted December 17, 2019 14 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: I’m actually don’t believe that anyone has invited you anywhere for Christmas, on account of you being tedious, repetitive, sycophantic slag. Oh I forgot it is 6 invites so far as you also invited me over for Christmas and the New Year. Lol 🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted December 17, 2019 Author Report Share Posted December 17, 2019 1 minute ago, Witheredscrote said: I think I speak for the majority, when I say that a walk on Chesil Beach at high tide, in a force 10 storm, would do you the power of good (and us). What about Meadfoot beach at high tide? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted December 17, 2019 Report Share Posted December 17, 2019 2 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said: I have just received the 5th such invite .. three by religious god fearing friends and a family member. Two invites are from gin soaked old cunts. All I fucking want to do for Christmas and the new year is to take a walk along the beach (if it ain't hammering it down, snowing or blowing a fucking hurricane) .. I fucking hate Christmas, I fucking hate the new year and I fucking hate winter, and I am perfectly happy with the thought of being alone at Christmas. I will also kill the next cunt who tells me that the Tories winning the election means that Christmas is cancelled. Did you know because of last week's election result, Christmas 2019 is cancelled? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 17, 2019 Report Share Posted December 17, 2019 3 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said: I have just received the 5th such invite .. three by religious god fearing friends and a family member. Two invites are from gin soaked old cunts. All I fucking want to do for Christmas and the new year is to take a walk along the beach (if it ain't hammering it down, snowing or blowing a fucking hurricane) .. I fucking hate Christmas, I fucking hate the new year and I fucking hate winter, and I am perfectly happy with the thought of being alone at Christmas. I will also kill the next cunt who tells me that the Tories winning the election means that Christmas is cancelled. This is for you, Pen. Merry Christmas. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 17, 2019 Report Share Posted December 17, 2019 2 hours ago, Ape™️ said: I’m actually don’t believe that anyone has invited you anywhere for Christmas, on account of you being tedious, repetitive, sycophantic slag. She's not sycophantic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 17, 2019 Report Share Posted December 17, 2019 46 minutes ago, Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) said: Did you know because of last week's election result, Christmas 2019 is cancelled? Happy Hanukkah Hava Nagila hava nagila hava nagila, Venis mecha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted December 17, 2019 Report Share Posted December 17, 2019 2 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: She's not sycophantic I've never gotten the impression that she is. Seems pretty steadfast in being herself in spite of the non-stop barrage of shit some of these self aggrandizing clowns heap on her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted December 17, 2019 Report Share Posted December 17, 2019 35 minutes ago, Salty Piss Flap said: I've never gotten the impression that she is. Seems pretty steadfast in being herself in spite of the non-stop barrage of shit some of these self aggrandizing clowns heap on her. Ah, the considered voice of experience and reason, who regrettably joined the site in June this year, strikes again. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted December 17, 2019 Report Share Posted December 17, 2019 6 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said: I have just received the 5th such invite .. three by religious god fearing friends and a family member. Two invites are from gin soaked old cunts. All I fucking want to do for Christmas and the new year is to take a walk along the beach (if it ain't hammering it down, snowing or blowing a fucking hurricane) .. I fucking hate Christmas, I fucking hate the new year and I fucking hate winter, and I am perfectly happy with the thought of being alone at Christmas. I will also kill the next cunt who tells me that the Tories winning the election means that Christmas is cancelled. How did you guess that you were getting invited to my Christmas doo dees? I was just about to do that. Mrs WC promised to behave well this year and not to poison anybody, but I wouldn’t take her word for granted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 17, 2019 Report Share Posted December 17, 2019 6 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said: I have just received the 5th such invite .. three by religious god fearing friends and a family member. Two invites are from gin soaked old cunts. All I fucking want to do for Christmas and the new year is to take a walk along the beach (if it ain't hammering it down, snowing or blowing a fucking hurricane) .. I fucking hate Christmas, I fucking hate the new year and I fucking hate winter, and I am perfectly happy with the thought of being alone at Christmas. I will also kill the next cunt who tells me that the Tories winning the election means that Christmas is cancelled. I think that it's utterly fucking tragic that you've created a nomination to give the impression that your presence is hotly in demand over the festive period. If any of this was true, why would you feel the need to make a statement about it? The truth is you'll be sat by yourself on Christmas day, logged on here posting absolute fucking shite just like every other day of the year. Enjoy pulling a cracker with both hands on your own, you sad old cunt. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted December 17, 2019 Report Share Posted December 17, 2019 7 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said: I have just received the 5th such invite .. three by religious god fearing friends and a family member. Two invites are from gin soaked old cunts. All I fucking want to do for Christmas and the new year is to take a walk along the beach (if it ain't hammering it down, snowing or blowing a fucking hurricane) .. I fucking hate Christmas, I fucking hate the new year and I fucking hate winter, and I am perfectly happy with the thought of being alone at Christmas. I will also kill the next cunt who tells me that the Tories winning the election means that Christmas is cancelled. On behalf of everyone: we'll merrily club together and buy you a one-way ticket to Switzerland. I will personally take great pleasure spending time to ensure everything with Dignitas goes as smoothly as possible. You pitifully sad, yet deservingly lonely old cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 17, 2019 Report Share Posted December 17, 2019 12 minutes ago, Decimus said: I think that it's utterly fucking tragic that you've created a nomination to give the impression that your presence is hotly in demand over the festive period. If any of this was true, why would you feel the need to make a statement about it? The truth is you'll be sat by yourself on Christmas day, logged on here posting absolute fucking shite just like every other day of the year. Enjoy pulling a cracker with both hands on your own, you sad old cunt. 5 minutes ago, Wolfie said: On behalf of everyone: we'll merrily club together and buy you a one-way ticket to Switzerland. I will personally take great pleasure spending time to ensure everything with Dignitas goes as smoothly as possible. You pitifully sad, yet deservingly lonely old cunt. Don't forget childless Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted December 17, 2019 Report Share Posted December 17, 2019 Just now, Stubby Pecker said: Don't forget childless I'm not convinced. I'm beginning to suspect Pen's arsehole gave birth to Salty about 19 years ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 17, 2019 Report Share Posted December 17, 2019 1 hour ago, Salty Piss Flap said: I've never gotten the impression that she is. Seems pretty steadfast in being herself in spite of the non-stop barrage of shit some of these self aggrandizing clowns heap on her. "she" is actually a 6 for 2 hulking brute, naturally unshaven from head to toe with a gargantuan appendage swinging between "her" legs You should really come over to the UK and show your support and you'll to see this abomination of nature in make up and a dress. It'll also be the first visitor it's received in years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 17, 2019 Report Share Posted December 17, 2019 2 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Don't forget childless There's still time for "her" to adopt a little darkie. Frank's old cabby cunt of a father is dead leaving him in need of a father figure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 17, 2019 Report Share Posted December 17, 2019 4 minutes ago, Decimus said: There's still time for "her" to adopt a little darkie. Frank's old cabby cunt of a father is dead leaving him in need of a father figure. What a vile thought. Pen back scuttling frank would be like a Kodiak Grizzly arse fucking a bearded Belsen survivor. Ratty would paid good money to see that however. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 17, 2019 Report Share Posted December 17, 2019 23 minutes ago, Decimus said: I think that it's utterly fucking tragic that you've created a nomination to give the impression that your presence is hotly in demand over the festive period. If any of this was true, why would you feel the need to make a statement about it? The truth is you'll be sat by yourself on Christmas day, logged on here posting absolute fucking shite just like every other day of the year. Enjoy pulling a cracker with both hands on your own, you sad old cunt. Not entirely alone. I'm sure Aloysius the teddy bear will be present. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 17, 2019 Report Share Posted December 17, 2019 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: Not entirely alone. I'm sure Aloysius the teddy bear will be present. Pens-shed revisited No quote the overt homos in Waughs book but 100% cross dressing freak Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted December 17, 2019 Report Share Posted December 17, 2019 I'd like to invite you to mine this christmas,I wont fucking be here but you are more than welcome.With any luck it'll be minus 5 and I'll just stick your stiff corpse in the recycling bin on my return.Merry syphilis and a happy gonorrhea. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 17, 2019 Report Share Posted December 17, 2019 51 minutes ago, Wolfie said: I'm not convinced. I'm beginning to suspect Pen's arsehole gave birth to Salty about 19 years ago. No, it was Frank that first emerged from its arsehole - Salty was the afterturd. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted December 17, 2019 Report Share Posted December 17, 2019 1 hour ago, White Cunt said: How did you guess that you were getting invited to my Christmas doo dees? I was just about to do that. Mrs WC promised to behave well this year and not to poison anybody, but I wouldn’t take her word for granted. In spite of the Hitler-Tony Manero avatar and profoundly partisan name, I suspect you're a fairly mellow chap who'd probably run up the road to get an emergency battery for a stranded mobility scooter. But Christ Almighty, you really are the most boring, lifeless cunt this site has ever seen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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